Discuss: The Geek Movies of 2009
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2009 has begun on a rather tense note for geekdom as Watchmen became further embroiled in legal soup. As Fox pushes for a delay, we must contemplate a rather thin year of geeky offerings .... which just shows how spoiled we've become. Watchmen and Wolverine alone would have made our year before the wonder that was 2008, when we had Bruce Wayne, Tony Stark, Bruce Banner, and the Punisher. But hey, this is going to be the Year of Announcements -- we're going to find out who Captain America and Thor are, who or what Iron Man must face in his sequel, and hey, we might even find out whether Edward Norton will reprise his role as the Hulk. We're going to have fun, no matter what happens with Watchmen.
January
Nothing. Watch The Dark Knight ten more times, I guess (especially when it returns to conventional and IMAX theaters on January 23). Or read a graphic novel; you must have gotten some for Christmas? Anyway, take a breather. You're still recovering from 2008.
February
Neil Gaiman's Coraline, and a limited release of the long-delayed Fanboys both come out on February 6th. Gaiman for the win, no question.
March
Watchmen Watchmen Watchmen Watchmen Watchmen Watchmen Watchmen.The film is still scheduled to arrive in theaters on March 6th, however Warner Brothers and 20th Century Fox are still fighting in court over who actually owns the rights to the property. If a judge rules in favor of Fox on January 20th or before, we may not get Watchmen on time ... but we will get a whole bunch of angry fans. Read more about it on our Watchmen page.
April
Dragonball Evolution hits theaters on the 8th. The excitement is palatable.
May
This is the month of geekdom, kicking off with the film my year centers around, X-Men Origins: Wolverine on May 1. If this isn't good, the Geek Beat will burn with the fury of a thousand suns the following Tuesday. May that be your warning, Fox.
A little independent film you might have heard of also comes out this month: Star Trek hits theaters on May 8th.
June
You'll find superheroes only at your comic book store this month, and action-adventure at the multiplexes. It's all about Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen on June 26th. If your online handle is Optimus Prime, then you will be Mr. or Ms. Popular everywhere you post this summer.
July
Even geeks will be enrolled at Hogwarts when Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince hits theaters on July 17. And there's a little thing called San Diego ComicCon to keep you cheerful.
August
You can see G.I. Joe: Rise of Cobra on August 7, and wonder where your old G.I. Joe comics are. Go ask your mom if she threw them away. Otherwise, sleep off San Diego and read the comics you bought there.
September
The long delayed Whiteout will finally come to theaters on September 11. This is based on Greg Rucka's graphic novel. Footage premiered at ComicCon 2007 and it looked pretty good. I don't really get what happened to it.
The Surrogates also comes out on September 25th. It's based on Robert Vendetti's graphic novel and, frankly, sounds pretty promising.
October
Spend your time perfecting your nerdy Halloween costume for our contest, and look to Scott Weinberg's list as to what you have to look forward to horror wise.
November
Guy Ritchie's Sherlock Holmes, which is supposed to be accompanied by / based on a graphic novel by Lionel Wigram. There's been no whisper as to when we'll see that, but hey, this can count as geekdom merely because of Robert Downey Jr. Pretend he's a Steampunk Tony Stark, yeah?
December
It'll be here before you know it -- and we'll finally unlock the mystery that is James Cameron's Avatar on December 18. From there, it's only a short wait until 2010, the year of Marvel kicking our collective asses again. By now, we'll know who the Avengers are. Can you believe it?










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1-05-2009 @ 12:23PM
William said...
I think you might have meant to say that the excitement is "palpable" for Dragonball Evolution. I suppose "palatable" could work too, but is a bit of odd diction in this sense, I think.
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1-05-2009 @ 12:32PM
Tucker said...
I can totally taste the excitement, so stfu.
1-05-2009 @ 12:59PM
Brian said...
So Terminator: Salvation doesn't qualify for "geek" status??
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1-05-2009 @ 1:14PM
Meredith said...
I think "Underworld" is more of a geek movie than a horror one. Why are you guys so resistant? It's really unfair.
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1-05-2009 @ 2:01PM
Kurt said...
I can't speak for anyone else, but I resist because Underworld 2 sucked.
1-05-2009 @ 2:44PM
Travis Tidmore said...
Yeah part 2 was pointless. Unless I'm mistaken the whole point of Underworld was that they created the hybrid in Scott Speedman who was supposed to be the greatest thing ever, then in 2 he just gets his ass handed to him over and over and it made the first one seem pointless.
What's the big deal with him being a hybrid if everyone can beat the crap out of him.
1-05-2009 @ 4:34PM
Elisabeth said...
Brian, you've actually given me a topic to debate in tomorrow's Geek Beat...I think defining geekdom might be pretty interesting. I hope you stop by again. :)
1-05-2009 @ 1:17PM
Kaycee said...
You must be getting money from Movie Fone because you keep linking these movies to their crappy site. Ever heard of IMDB??
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1-05-2009 @ 1:36PM
Erik Davis said...
Kaycee, We're owned by AOL and part of Moviefone, hence the links to them.
Also, since we're doing lists for all genres, some of these films -- like Terminator -- were being placed with their particular genre, like sci fi, instead of with geek, which Elisabeth was using more for graphic novel/comic flicks.
1-05-2009 @ 1:44PM
Brian said...
Thanks for the reply Erik. I personally knew of the AOL link, but the explanation helps.
On the listing things in genre categories, unfortunately "geek" movies really isn't a genre, so I think it's OK to get away with multiple listings if it goes in Sci Fi & geek at the same time.
For example, Star Trek is really sci fi, as it didn't come from a comic book or graphic novel. Same could be said of Transformers or GI Joes.
Since this is a blog, I think a lose interpretation is OK, maybe a suggestion for next year, as geek boy fan's are passionate about getting their movies recognized in the right way.
1-05-2009 @ 2:42PM
Travis Tidmore said...
Wait, now Fanboys is only getting a limited release? Come on Weinstien's! If this doesn't come to Austin, I'm burning something down!
Also can't wait for HP, Star Trek, Wolverine, Terminator IV, and of course WATCHMEN!!!!!
Who Watches the Watchmen? Hopefully all of us!
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1-05-2009 @ 4:45PM
ML said...
If I'm still waiting for Watchmen in May, I wonder if I'll be too mad at Fox to see Wolverine. Really, I'm not that excited about it yet anyway.
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1-06-2009 @ 1:30AM
joits said...
can watchman really live up to all this hype? with all its legal problems, it's hype may be even greater than "the dark knight".
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1-10-2009 @ 12:37PM
zealotincognito said...
January - same day as Underworld, Inkheart (admittedly, aimed more for kids), and Outlander both come out.
Outlander will be too outlandish for most, but Jim Caviezel as an alien who crashes in ancient Norway and must ally with vikings to fight the moorwen, a monster/alien that was on his ship (based loosely on the Beowulf story) -- sounds pretty geek-favorable to me. Ron Pearlman might be in it, too. Can't recall.
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1-10-2009 @ 12:45PM
nick said...
actually erik terminator was a comic for years before james cameron used them as roughdrafts of his screenplays. Check your genres you can have graphic novels/comics be sci fi you know. Same with aliens and predator.
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1-10-2009 @ 6:44PM
Moribundi said...
Actually, dumas, the first Terminator comics were published in 1988 by "Now" comics. Terminator was released in 1984, about 4 years earlier. Dark Horse acquired the rights in 1990, and called the comics "Tempest" in TPB format to differentiate themselves from the original storyline. The film was written by James Cameron, and is the first work in the Terminator franchise. I don't know where you think you got your info from, but it's incorrect.
1-14-2009 @ 5:02PM
thewudge said...
I cant wait for watchmen it is gonna be so tight
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1-10-2009 @ 7:38PM
Ally said...
Not that I think it'll be fantastic, but a mention should be made about Street Fighter: The Legend of Chun Li. I hope for the best, but I'd be stupid to expect it.
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1-12-2009 @ 10:08AM
blqstarr said...
Umm... What about Astroboy? Classic Anime, therefore classic geek!
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1-13-2009 @ 1:12AM
JC said...
Coraline looks lame. Gaiman's having a bad flashback to his Scientology training. "We want you to sew these button eyes on..." Meh.
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