Insert Caption: Inkheart
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Welcome back to another edition of Insert Caption -- the game that could (and would) magically leap off the screen and come to life if it weren't so lazy. Last week we asked you to put your best paw forward and bark out a caption for a photo from the new flick Hotel for Dogs. Congrats to the three hounds behind the following winning captions:

1. "Okay kid, they look pretty clean. You can pet me now." -- Herb S.
2. "In an attempt to take the Karate Kid series in a new direction, the studios decided to replace Mr. Miyagi with a Jack Russell Terrier." -- Rex P.
3. "An unfortunate early attempt at a Vulcan mind-meld left the young Mr. Spock with lingering confused feelings toward fire hydrants and the neighbor's poodle." -- Matt H.
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This week we're taking a closer look long-awaited big-screen adaptation of Inkheart, about a father (Brendan Fraser) and daughter (Eliza Bennett) who share the ability to read characters out of their stories and into the real world. Wouldn't it be cool if we all had that power? And I wonder if it would also apply to recipes in our favorite cookbooks? The folks behind our three favorite captions this week will take home one Inkheart leather belt with pouch, one Inkheart sketchbook that includes pencils & case, one Inkheart tattoo sheet and one Inkheart shirt. Sound off below ...

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1. "Okay kid, they look pretty clean. You can pet me now." -- Herb S.
2. "In an attempt to take the Karate Kid series in a new direction, the studios decided to replace Mr. Miyagi with a Jack Russell Terrier." -- Rex P.
3. "An unfortunate early attempt at a Vulcan mind-meld left the young Mr. Spock with lingering confused feelings toward fire hydrants and the neighbor's poodle." -- Matt H.
See full image and call captions
This week we're taking a closer look long-awaited big-screen adaptation of Inkheart, about a father (Brendan Fraser) and daughter (Eliza Bennett) who share the ability to read characters out of their stories and into the real world. Wouldn't it be cool if we all had that power? And I wonder if it would also apply to recipes in our favorite cookbooks? The folks behind our three favorite captions this week will take home one Inkheart leather belt with pouch, one Inkheart sketchbook that includes pencils & case, one Inkheart tattoo sheet and one Inkheart shirt. Sound off below ...

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Reader Comments (Page 1 of 2)
1-16-2009 @ 4:06PM
Kathi Fleming said...
Rummage sales... right up there with grocery and book stores as the best place to pick up chicks.
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1-16-2009 @ 4:17PM
Kathi Fleming said...
What he couldn't know is that in a few minutes a super hunky vampire and his extremely possessive girlfriend were about to change his daughters life forever, as he had mistakenly believed his daughter held a copy of Highlights, not Twilight.
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1-16-2009 @ 4:23PM
CPav said...
With a sense of dread, he realized he'd glanced at the Miss March's "childhood" picture right before he'd read her out of the magazine.
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1-16-2009 @ 5:01PM
Darren F. said...
Wow! Thanks Brendan for signing my copy of the "George Of the Jungle" script!
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1-20-2009 @ 8:54AM
chad t said...
Wow... Barnes and Noble has really cut back.
The Eastern Eurpoean Library System's structure of organizing books by physical size was their version of the Dewey Decimal Syatem.
One upside to the real estate bust...Great yard sales.
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1-16-2009 @ 5:09PM
Bradford Oman said...
"I know you didn't like my junior novelization of 'Bedazzled' but here...Yeah, that's right...It's 'Encino Man 2: The Novel.' YOU'RE WELCOME!"
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1-16-2009 @ 5:48PM
Dana said...
The day before Christmas Barnes and Nobel was suspiciously empty...
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1-16-2009 @ 5:55PM
Matthew Mac said...
Okay, she's distracted. Now, where's this month's Playboy?
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1-16-2009 @ 6:01PM
Kurt said...
I don't know sweety, I don't feel comfortable buying you anything that's easier to read than ME.
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1-16-2009 @ 6:16PM
jessejames said...
And this is the poster for The Mummy 4: Tomb of the european child molester.
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1-16-2009 @ 6:17PM
colin said...
Really? 'The Bell Jar'? Again?
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1-16-2009 @ 6:21PM
Alex Thorne said...
upon cracking open the Lost Ark, Fraser and Bennett were disappointed to find nothing but Jeffrey Archer Novels
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1-16-2009 @ 6:24PM
Todd G. said...
Is that you, Mummy?
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1-19-2009 @ 11:50AM
steven rojas said...
"yes she would definetly screw me"
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1-16-2009 @ 7:46PM
Ben B. said...
I swear. Is there one woman alive who isn't reading Twilight??
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1-20-2009 @ 12:45AM
Jack Russell said...
This is the book Dad. Another bland 45 million dollar gross adaptation for your twin brother Brendan.
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1-16-2009 @ 9:45PM
Stephen said...
Taking candy from a baby is one thing, but how do I take a book from a tween? What would Rick do?
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1-16-2009 @ 10:12PM
Mitch said...
WOuld she just hurry up and pick one? I really need to go that laxitive finally kicked-in.
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1-16-2009 @ 10:18PM
Wes Brown said...
"Man! She grabbed the last copy of 'How to Try to Act Like Harrison Ford'. Well, back to the drawing board."
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1-16-2009 @ 10:29PM
Joanne Forman said...
Hurry Up! You know your Mom hangs out here. Let's go before she asks for her child support check.
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