Insert Caption: Push
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Welcome to another edition of Insert Caption -- that game that pushes you to get down with your creative bad self. Last week we asked you to get a little funky with an image from Open Season 2, which just hit DVD earlier this week. Congrats to our two winners for using their animal instincts to create the following witty captions:
1. "Oh man....they got Fred. I told him that cheap cow costume was a bad idea. But would he listen? Nooooo." -- Chaz K.
2. "And the animal kingdom froze in fear when they realized Dick Cheney was once again jobless, and would soon be bringing his rifle back into the woods. " -- Kathi F.
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This week we're tapping into our own freak-ish abilities in order to come up with an outstanding caption for the cool-looking sci-fi thriller Push (in theaters February 6), starring Chris Evans, Dakota Fanning, Camilla Belle and Neil Jackson, among others. The one lucky person who we deem worthy of our Grand Prize this week will slip away with one PUSH full set of the DC Comics' mini-series (issues 1 - 6) and one PUSH signed poster. Now push each other out of the way and give us your captions!
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1. "Oh man....they got Fred. I told him that cheap cow costume was a bad idea. But would he listen? Nooooo." -- Chaz K.
2. "And the animal kingdom froze in fear when they realized Dick Cheney was once again jobless, and would soon be bringing his rifle back into the woods. " -- Kathi F.
See full image and all captions
This week we're tapping into our own freak-ish abilities in order to come up with an outstanding caption for the cool-looking sci-fi thriller Push (in theaters February 6), starring Chris Evans, Dakota Fanning, Camilla Belle and Neil Jackson, among others. The one lucky person who we deem worthy of our Grand Prize this week will slip away with one PUSH full set of the DC Comics' mini-series (issues 1 - 6) and one PUSH signed poster. Now push each other out of the way and give us your captions!
Read the official rules for this contest
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Reader Comments (Page 1 of 4)
1-30-2009 @ 5:50PM
Kathi Fleming said...
Dude, did you have to push so hard!
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1-30-2009 @ 5:53PM
crimsong19 said...
I knew I shouldn't have slept on the floor! Now where did I leave my chiropractor's number?
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1-30-2009 @ 5:55PM
Ben Nussbaum said...
Why don't we "push" this movie straight to DVD.
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1-30-2009 @ 6:00PM
rex said...
Correction.
I cannot do a flip.
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1-30-2009 @ 6:02PM
Randle-El said...
Why don't we "push" this movie straight to Hulu
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1-30-2009 @ 6:05PM
Peve Sterry said...
Push that butt-baby out!
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1-30-2009 @ 6:05PM
Kathi Fleming said...
Chris learned that Dakota can actually push pretty hard, even if she is only a little girl.
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1-30-2009 @ 6:10PM
Aaron said...
Ugh, I no longer love the sound of breaking glass.
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1-30-2009 @ 6:11PM
Jonathan Kuhn said...
But I want it! I want it, I want it, I want it!
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1-30-2009 @ 6:23PM
Brent Todd said...
I told you it was possible to s*** glass, its just very painful.
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1-30-2009 @ 6:23PM
Brent Todd said...
Never again will I play twister on the glass ceiling
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1-30-2009 @ 6:24PM
Brent Todd said...
What do you mean this isn't BREAK dancing?
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1-30-2009 @ 6:26PM
Michael G. said...
No, Joaquin! Your rapping powers are defeating me!!!
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1-30-2009 @ 6:34PM
phalange said...
No! Plate glass windows! My...one...weakness!
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1-30-2009 @ 6:35PM
Todd G. said...
Mom, I told you to get RID of the old carpet and KEEP the couch.
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1-30-2009 @ 6:41PM
CPav said...
Try as they might, the producers could not convince Chris that yelling "Flame on!" would not cause him to spontaneously combust and be able to fly, and that his continued jumping off the kitchen table would do nothing more than raise THIS movie's insurance costs.
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1-30-2009 @ 6:45PM
Matt said...
Once he hit the floor, Chris knew his run through the breakdancing brackets would end in the quarterfinals.
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1-30-2009 @ 6:47PM
IAmLegend1623 said...
Despite his temper tantrums, Chris Evans still had to be in another bad movie.
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1-30-2009 @ 11:44PM
Erik said...
see kids? you can rock too hard
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1-31-2009 @ 11:48AM
kingsley ume said...
Chris' method acting impression of a women giving birth sans a vagina.
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