Insert Caption: He's Just Not That Into You
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Welcome back to another funtastic edition of Insert Caption -- the game that's very into rewarding your great captions with equally-as-great prizes. Last week we asked you to shove your fellow captioners aside while spitting out some of that good stuff for a photo from the new sci-fi thriller Push. While we help peel Chris Evans off that cotton candy-coated floor, let's congratulate our one grand prize winner ...
1. "Once he hit the floor, Chris knew his run through the breakdancing brackets would end in the quarterfinals." -- Matt H.
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This week we're taking a ride on that star-studded romantic comedy bus called He's Just Not That Into You, and if you thought this flick was packed with enough talent to fill an entire year's worth of rom-com fare ... well, then wait till you check out this prize package. The cats behind our three favorite captions will walk-of-shame away with (deep breath) one He's Just Not That Into You Jeweled Heart Mirror Compact, one He's Just Not That Into You Black Thermal Women's Hoodie, one He's Just Not That Into You Lip Gloss, one He's Just Not That Into You Nail File, one He's Just Not That Into You Heart Shaped Post-it Notes, one He's Just Not That Into You Sweetheart Candies, one He's Just Not That Into You Pama Liqueur Prize Pack (No liqueur but prize pack includes: hot tees for him & her, cool hat, recipe booklet and a pomegranate scented candle) and one He's Just Not That Into You Soundtrack CD.
Phew ... if he's just not that into you after your ass takes home all of that, then, damn, lose that fool once and for all. Sound off ...
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1. "Once he hit the floor, Chris knew his run through the breakdancing brackets would end in the quarterfinals." -- Matt H.
See full image and all captions
This week we're taking a ride on that star-studded romantic comedy bus called He's Just Not That Into You, and if you thought this flick was packed with enough talent to fill an entire year's worth of rom-com fare ... well, then wait till you check out this prize package. The cats behind our three favorite captions will walk-of-shame away with (deep breath) one He's Just Not That Into You Jeweled Heart Mirror Compact, one He's Just Not That Into You Black Thermal Women's Hoodie, one He's Just Not That Into You Lip Gloss, one He's Just Not That Into You Nail File, one He's Just Not That Into You Heart Shaped Post-it Notes, one He's Just Not That Into You Sweetheart Candies, one He's Just Not That Into You Pama Liqueur Prize Pack (No liqueur but prize pack includes: hot tees for him & her, cool hat, recipe booklet and a pomegranate scented candle) and one He's Just Not That Into You Soundtrack CD.
Phew ... if he's just not that into you after your ass takes home all of that, then, damn, lose that fool once and for all. Sound off ...
Read the official rules for this contest
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Reader Comments (Page 1 of 2)
2-06-2009 @ 4:09PM
Eric Havens said...
What? All I said was Angelina seemed nice.
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2-06-2009 @ 4:14PM
pAT said...
No, seriously! The world WILL end in 2012! You didn't know?
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2-06-2009 @ 4:22PM
mcafee_matthew said...
How do I know he's not that into me? Because the guy peed in my cup!!
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2-06-2009 @ 4:39PM
Rich said...
I said coffee, black no sugar...
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2-06-2009 @ 4:43PM
CPav said...
No, really. Then they rip the wax off, and the hair comes with it.
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2-06-2009 @ 4:44PM
Nathan said...
Are you professional or not? Do I walk around and rip your f***ing coffee mug down, in the middle of a scene? Then why the f*** are you walking right through? Ah-da-da-dah, like this in the background? What the f*** is it with you?
Do you want me to f***ing go trash your coffee mug? Do you want me to f***ing trash it? Then why are you trashing my scene?
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2-06-2009 @ 5:31PM
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2-06-2009 @ 5:01PM
The Colonel said...
After some odd looks from co-workers, she realized, "Damn it! I must have dropped my glass eye in my coffee cup again."
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2-06-2009 @ 5:03PM
Jordan said...
"Of course it's a laxative tea. I thought I made that clear."
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2-06-2009 @ 5:05PM
kingsley ume said...
O my god, what happen to your eye?... He skull what you...Girl, i know he is not that to you but thats taking it a bit far.
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2-06-2009 @ 5:06PM
timmyb28 said...
"You wanna know why he's not that into you? Because you spell your name Ginnifer. Not Jennifer, like us."
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2-06-2009 @ 5:06PM
Kurt said...
"Ron! Harry! There's something wrong with the polyjuice!" shouted Hermione as she burst--too late--into the room.
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2-06-2009 @ 5:17PM
Jonathan Kuhn said...
Couldn't they have gotten someone with more of a physical resemblance to play Phoebe in the "Friends" movie?
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2-06-2009 @ 5:31PM
Evan said...
The only people they're missing from this film are Brad Pitt, Angelina Jolie, and Matthew Mcconaughey and you've got 90210 - at 30. I don't think this bag of dog shit is worth lighting on fire.
Evan
http://www.beyondrace.com
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2-06-2009 @ 5:36PM
Danny said...
So... What you're saying is we're ALL married to Bill Paxton?
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2-06-2009 @ 5:36PM
Kathi Fleming said...
Maybe he's not that into you because of the gigantic pimple on your chin. Yeah! That's better! Hold your finger there all night! Perfect. What? Did I say something wrong?
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2-06-2009 @ 6:28PM
Adi B said...
You're kidding me! Really? You are the FIRST person to ever tell me that my nipples are always poking through my blouse.
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2-06-2009 @ 6:55PM
Dan N said...
Wait... that bug on your face only has seven legs!
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2-06-2009 @ 7:12PM
paul said...
It was how small?
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2-06-2009 @ 7:32PM
Aaron said...
"Hey, hey. I just saw Brad Pitt making out with John Mayer....Oh I'm sorry Jen, I didn't see you standing there."
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