Insert Caption: Two Lovers
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Welcome back to another edition of Insert Caption -- the game you can totally give your girlfriend for Valentine's Day. Last week we asked you to chuck out a caption for a photo from He's Just Not That Into You, and luckily three of you stepped up with a little somethin' somethin' we were all into. Congrats to you ...
1. "You wanna know why he's not that into you? Because you spell your name Ginnifer. Not Jennifer, like us." -- Timmy B.
2. "No, really. Then they rip the wax off, and the hair comes with it." -- Charles P.
3. "After a few years of subpar movie paydays, this was the moment Jennifer Aniston realized that maybe a "Friends" reunion movie wouldn't be that bad." -- Eric W.
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This week, in honor of Valentine's Day (which is tomorrow!), we're celebrating the much buzzed-about (for several different reasons) Two Lovers, starring actor-turned-rapper Joaquin Phoenix, Gwyneth Paltrow and Vinessa Shaw. While we prepare for the onslaught of Joaquin-related jokes, let me tell you what's at stake: One Grand Prize winner will slide away with two Two Lovers American Express gift certificates for a romantic dinner, ten Two Lovers Landmark ticket comps and three Magnolia produced DVDs, while two runner-ups will each receive six Two Lovers Landmark ticket comps and three Magnolia produced DVDs. This is a good one, folks, so give us all you've got in the comments section below ...
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1. "You wanna know why he's not that into you? Because you spell your name Ginnifer. Not Jennifer, like us." -- Timmy B.2. "No, really. Then they rip the wax off, and the hair comes with it." -- Charles P.
3. "After a few years of subpar movie paydays, this was the moment Jennifer Aniston realized that maybe a "Friends" reunion movie wouldn't be that bad." -- Eric W.
See full image and all captions
This week, in honor of Valentine's Day (which is tomorrow!), we're celebrating the much buzzed-about (for several different reasons) Two Lovers, starring actor-turned-rapper Joaquin Phoenix, Gwyneth Paltrow and Vinessa Shaw. While we prepare for the onslaught of Joaquin-related jokes, let me tell you what's at stake: One Grand Prize winner will slide away with two Two Lovers American Express gift certificates for a romantic dinner, ten Two Lovers Landmark ticket comps and three Magnolia produced DVDs, while two runner-ups will each receive six Two Lovers Landmark ticket comps and three Magnolia produced DVDs. This is a good one, folks, so give us all you've got in the comments section below ...
Read the official rules for this contest
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Reader Comments (Page 1 of 3)
2-13-2009 @ 4:15PM
Jonathan Kuhn said...
Man, my face is so freaking cold out here! Maybe I should grow a beard.
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2-15-2009 @ 3:25PM
Klever said...
"What! You really voted McCain!?!?!!?!"
2-13-2009 @ 4:17PM
Justin said...
Gweneth: Joquin, i mean...Leaf. You mean to tell me the beard, the rap career, the completely surreal interviews, everything, all of that, that was just your desperate bid to get a Space Camp sequel off the ground?
Joquin/Leaf: ...I miss Jinx.
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2-13-2009 @ 4:21PM
thomas a. said...
What happened to us? We used to be so young and talented.
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2-13-2009 @ 4:30PM
D said...
"I'm standing here telling you I love you, telling you everything I've been feeling, opening up to you and risking everything else in my entire life and all you can do is stand there and say 'Bye! Good'. What does that even mean?"
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2-13-2009 @ 4:40PM
Cynthia said...
Gwyneth dresses like Jay in a desperate attempt to get Joaquin to grow out his beard and be her Silent Bob.
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2-15-2009 @ 2:19AM
Greenley Smythe said...
How can you stand there and tell me that I will Never be as HOT as my Mother (Blythe Danner) at any age.
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2-13-2009 @ 4:41PM
Evan said...
"I really blew it on letterman didn't I?"
"Undoubtedly"
"Think he'll still have me on to rap?"
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2-13-2009 @ 4:42PM
Mike said...
"Honey, you wouldn't be so cold if you had worn some pants."
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2-13-2009 @ 4:43PM
NP said...
"No, really. A rap career could work for you."
"What a bunch of goop, Gwyneth. You're talking crazy."
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2-13-2009 @ 4:45PM
Mike said...
While Leonard threatened to jump from the bridge, Michelle thought it best not to tell him it was two miles east.
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2-13-2009 @ 4:49PM
WlknDisaster said...
But, Joaquin, what if I change my name to 'Skinny G'? Then can I join your posse? We'll be the freshest act this side of Vanilla Ice.
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2-13-2009 @ 4:53PM
Joshua Santos said...
I might have accidentally taped over that Chris Martin demo you gave me with one of my raps.
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2-13-2009 @ 4:57PM
Reuben said...
"Ugh, I'm so intense"
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2-13-2009 @ 5:04PM
Zach said...
*sticks gum under Gwyneth Paltrow*
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2-13-2009 @ 5:21PM
Being Brad said...
"I'm sorry, but there is a third lover"
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2-13-2009 @ 5:23PM
mardilpdx said...
Honestly, I'm just not that in to you. Sorry.
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2-13-2009 @ 5:28PM
Brent Todd said...
So the bet is that I can't grow a full beard, start a rap career AND make it seem like I am super crazy all by the time I have to do the promotion rounds on Letterman? Man this is gonna be easiest $100 I have ever made.
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2-13-2009 @ 5:32PM
Justin said...
I don't know G. Letterman's a major league d-bag. I'm just not feelin' up for this one.
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2-13-2009 @ 6:16PM
jason said...
It's not that I'm just not into you....its that I'm just not into women....
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