Insert Caption: Choke
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Welcome back to another edition of Insert Caption -- the game that chews its food slowly so it doesn't accidentally choke. Last week we asked you to sweeten us up with a caption for a photo from the new movie Two Lovers -- and since it was Valentine's Day, you all wore the most adorable little captions. Congrats to our three winners for romancing us with their subtle humor.
1. "Man, my face is so freaking cold out here! Maybe I should grow a beard." -- Jonathan K.
2. "I'm sorry, but there is a third lover" -- Brad S.
3. "I'm standing here telling you I love you, telling you everything I've been feeling, opening up to you and risking everything else in my entire life ... and all you can do is stand there and say 'Bye! Good'. What does that even mean?" -- Don S.
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This week we're stopping in for a little DVD love with an image from Choke, starring Sam Rockwell and based on the very awesome book from Chuck Palahniuk (Fight Club), about a struggling sex addict who chokes on purpose in restaurants in an attempt to feed off the sympathy (and wallets) of those around him. The folks behind our three favorite captions this week will walk away with one Choke DVD and one Choke poster. Sound off below ...
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1. "Man, my face is so freaking cold out here! Maybe I should grow a beard." -- Jonathan K.2. "I'm sorry, but there is a third lover" -- Brad S.
3. "I'm standing here telling you I love you, telling you everything I've been feeling, opening up to you and risking everything else in my entire life ... and all you can do is stand there and say 'Bye! Good'. What does that even mean?" -- Don S.
See full image and all captions
This week we're stopping in for a little DVD love with an image from Choke, starring Sam Rockwell and based on the very awesome book from Chuck Palahniuk (Fight Club), about a struggling sex addict who chokes on purpose in restaurants in an attempt to feed off the sympathy (and wallets) of those around him. The folks behind our three favorite captions this week will walk away with one Choke DVD and one Choke poster. Sound off below ...
Read the official rules for this contest
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Reader Comments (Page 1 of 2)
2-20-2009 @ 7:10PM
Evan S. said...
"I'm sorry for trying to kill you man."
"No man, I'm sorry for trying to kill you!"
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2-20-2009 @ 7:29PM
Jonathan Kuhn said...
Uh oh. I think that's the guy whose hair I stole.
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2-20-2009 @ 8:00PM
Pete Cunningham said...
See that "woman" over there peeing at the urinal? Yea-well I slept with her last night....how drunk were you...?
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2-20-2009 @ 8:05PM
Joshua said...
They Weeble they wobble and apparently they do fall down.
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2-20-2009 @ 8:19PM
Brent Todd said...
I'm telling you we can get our own reality show based off this bromance we have going on.
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2-20-2009 @ 8:40PM
Kurt said...
Suddenly... inexplicably... the bus turned right.
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2-20-2009 @ 9:01PM
Eric T. Voigt said...
"Next time be SURE you want a haircut."
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2-20-2009 @ 9:21PM
JP said...
After all these years, "What is love?" just doesn't produce the same results.
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2-20-2009 @ 10:45PM
Renee C said...
"Dude! Thats my mother! says Victor Danny replies 'She's Hot!
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2-20-2009 @ 10:58PM
Batzarro said...
High tech cameras are required to catch the world's saddest headbanging session. And, of course, a Heavy Metal version of Elton John's "England Rose".
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2-20-2009 @ 11:25PM
Reuben said...
"I should have went to freecreditreport.com"
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2-21-2009 @ 12:33AM
Rev.Dun-son said...
it was then that true love was finally thwarted... as both of them just so happen to be outside spooners
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2-21-2009 @ 1:10AM
Greg said...
When it comes to proving the link between hairy palms and chronic masturbation denny takes the cake.
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2-21-2009 @ 1:46AM
ICON! said...
The boys returned home saddened that evening, after learning that they hadn't landed the roles of Frodo and Sam Wise. The two characters they had based there friendship on for years.
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2-21-2009 @ 8:31AM
Mr. Szasz said...
Why did he bring that tribble on our "Dudes in Vests Bus Tour of America"?
It's haunting...
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2-21-2009 @ 2:38PM
Sam said...
"Dude, we have to stop reading newspapers at work. Those stocks are ruining my neck."
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2-22-2009 @ 1:18AM
Reid said...
Listen, I told you this before: Do not fall asleep on me. It makes the whole bus ride awkward and annoying.
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2-22-2009 @ 1:36PM
HF said...
After auditioning for the new Pepsi commercial, these two will never want to hear that "What is love?" song again.
Hey dude, can we sue Pepsi for this?
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2-23-2009 @ 9:22PM
james said...
I had her man, I had her.
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2-22-2009 @ 6:16PM
Tommy L. said...
Hey, check out those two losers down there wearing medieval gear. It saddening.
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