Discuss: Michael Clarke Duncan's Laughter
Filed under: Action, 20th Century Fox, Games and Game Movies
While putting myself through the not good Street Figher: The Legend of Chun-Li, two aspects of the film seemed to merit particular note. The first would be Chris Klein's astoundingly bad faux-macho performance as a swaggering Interpol officer ("Nash out!"); the second would be every other line of Michael Clarke Duncan's dialogue as big, bad Balrog.I bring this up because at any given moment, Duncan's Balrog is given to let loose with a hearty chuckle, and he does this at many given moments, as if director Andrezj Bartkowiak was concerned that he might've been too stoic on all those other days of shooting and just wanted to cover his butt.
I've already elicited some amusingly crude responses from pals, but even if you haven't seen the movie, I would like you guys and girls to complete the following sentence: Every time Michael Clarke Duncan chuckles...
(And "an angel gets its wings" is out of the running from the start. My game, my rules. Feel free to play off of that, though.)
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3-01-2009 @ 6:08PM
Joseph said...
...Hello Kitty releases a new mind-blowing product to the masses.
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3-01-2009 @ 6:08PM
Adam said...
...a slumdog becomes a millionaire.
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3-01-2009 @ 6:08PM
Ziggy said...
...I long to be on Ricky Bobby's Pit Crew.
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3-01-2009 @ 6:08PM
Kurt said...
...an angel gets herpes
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3-01-2009 @ 6:08PM
Linda said...
... I think I've missed a dirty joke.
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3-01-2009 @ 6:08PM
Mr. R said...
George Bush sinks a little more into oblivion...
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3-01-2009 @ 6:08PM
moviechump said...
...so do the acadamy award voters!
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3-01-2009 @ 6:08PM
SOS said...
Every time Michael Clarke Duncan chuckles... Bruce Willis shoots him in the head.
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3-01-2009 @ 6:08PM
Greg said...
Tom Hanks gets a new set of balls
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3-01-2009 @ 6:08PM
Leanne said...
.........I have an orgasm from the deep rumbling vibration his voice creates.
Boooo ya, baby. Do I win a prize?
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3-01-2009 @ 6:08PM
Peter Hall said...
I already told you, William. Every time Michael Clarke Duncan chuckles, Dakota Fanning's hymen breaks.
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3-02-2009 @ 2:01PM
Kevin said...
Hahahaha, give this man the ten thousand dollars!
3-01-2009 @ 9:52PM
Schuey19 said...
...I'm reminded that he played Kingpin in Daredevil, and I die a little inside.
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3-01-2009 @ 10:11PM
Yoda's House of Pancakes said...
...a domesticated mouse comes back from the dead.
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3-01-2009 @ 10:21PM
Batzarro said...
...Will Smith gets a new line on his face!
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3-01-2009 @ 10:41PM
paul said...
...my testes beat a retreat.
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3-02-2009 @ 7:20AM
Nick said...
...I jizz in my pants.
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3-02-2009 @ 7:24AM
j said...
...it's a brown note melee at nursing homes everywhere.
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3-02-2009 @ 8:24AM
juwan808 said...
Me want fooood!
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3-02-2009 @ 2:01PM
Drewbacca said...
Every time Michael Clarke Duncan chuckles.......DRINK, BIOTCH!!!!
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