Insert Caption: Twilight DVD
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Welcome back to another edition of Insert Caption -- the game that Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart totally love to play in between Twilight movies (according to our imagination). Last week we asked you to spit out a humorous caption to go along with a photo from the new flick Sunshine Cleaning, starring Amy Adams and Emily Blunt. Lots of you entered, but only one grand prize winner was allowed. So congrats to Paul A. for keeping things topical.

1. "I'd like to see you foreclose my house now!" -- Paul A.
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This week we're bringing out the badass for a little movie called Twilight, which hits DVD tonight at midnight. But instead of standing on line at your nearest Hot Topic, why not try your chance at a little caption game and see if you can win some fantastical Twilight-related prizes (including the hotly-anticipated DVD). Now pay attention Twilight fans because here's where it gets good: Two grand prize winners (ie: the two people whose captions we like the best) will walk away with one Twilight DVD, one $25.00 Wal-Mart gift card, one Twilight T-Shirt, and one Twilight soundtrack. Not bad, huh? So put on your thinking caps, kiss that Robert Pattinson poster for good luck and sound off below!

Read the official rules of this contest

1. "I'd like to see you foreclose my house now!" -- Paul A.
See full image and all captions
This week we're bringing out the badass for a little movie called Twilight, which hits DVD tonight at midnight. But instead of standing on line at your nearest Hot Topic, why not try your chance at a little caption game and see if you can win some fantastical Twilight-related prizes (including the hotly-anticipated DVD). Now pay attention Twilight fans because here's where it gets good: Two grand prize winners (ie: the two people whose captions we like the best) will walk away with one Twilight DVD, one $25.00 Wal-Mart gift card, one Twilight T-Shirt, and one Twilight soundtrack. Not bad, huh? So put on your thinking caps, kiss that Robert Pattinson poster for good luck and sound off below!

Read the official rules of this contest










Reader Comments (Page 1 of 5)
3-20-2009 @ 4:14PM
Greg said...
As Robert moved closer, he knew in his heart that this game of gay chicken would end badly.
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3-20-2009 @ 4:13PM
Eric T. Voigt said...
"I don't know what she's talking about, because your breath smells wonderful."
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3-21-2009 @ 12:48PM
michelle said...
"edward, i dont measn to be rude but this whole movie, you kept refusing that mint. buddy, your breath stinks."
3-20-2009 @ 4:25PM
Nicole T. said...
Dude, stop choking me! I've got to go get my copy of Twilight!
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3-20-2009 @ 4:29PM
Kathi Fleming said...
Why does your breath smell like garlic? That is weird.
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3-20-2009 @ 4:31PM
The Colonel said...
After months of obsessed 'Twilight' fans screaming every time he took a breath, Robert had finally had enough...
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3-20-2009 @ 4:37PM
Adam E said...
"Dude! I told you no 'open-mouth kisses' on the first date."
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3-20-2009 @ 4:58PM
Sherene said...
Call me Cedric Diggory again...I dare you!
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3-20-2009 @ 4:45PM
Kathi Fleming said...
Edward was outraged at the AIG execs bonuses, but unlike certain members of congress, felt that sicking a blood-thirsty vampire on them was a bit much.
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3-20-2009 @ 4:47PM
Kathi Fleming said...
No one touches the 'do and gets away with it!
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3-20-2009 @ 4:53PM
Drewbacca said...
Why can't I quit you??
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3-20-2009 @ 4:53PM
George said...
"No, I won't have to go nude in Equus to break out of my pigeonhole!"
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3-20-2009 @ 4:56PM
Cheryl B said...
"I swear" I'll never ask you about your hair again!
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3-20-2009 @ 4:57PM
drew donaldson said...
"seriously man i don't see any popcorn stuck in your teeth"
" I can feel it I know its back there. God why do I even eat popcorn, every time with this S***."
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3-20-2009 @ 5:05PM
Adi B said...
Yup. It looks like Tonsillitis. They are going to have to come out.
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3-20-2009 @ 5:05PM
Kurt said...
Edward did not react well to his gift: the first season of Buffy the Vampire Slayer.
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3-20-2009 @ 5:07PM
Brent Todd said...
Arrrg I'm a snake and I am going to eat you whole!
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3-20-2009 @ 5:11PM
Phil said...
Rape!
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3-20-2009 @ 5:17PM
Adi B said...
That is Martin Short in there. But I don't get i, you don't look a thing like Dennis Quaid.
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3-20-2009 @ 5:22PM
sal said...
Don't you ever diss the Jonas Bros. again! Capiche?
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