Insert Caption: Mutant Chronicles
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Welcome back to another edition of Insert Caption -- the game that has absolutely nothing against mutants or people who chronicle mutants, but just please ask them to stand on the other side of the room, m'kay? Last week we asked you to hip-hop it back to high school and dream up the perfect caption for a photo from the film 17 Again, starring the totally dreamy Zac Efron. Congrats to our three winners ... may you never magically transform into a guy who looks like Matthew Perry.
1. "And this is why we never call a teenage girl 'fat.'" -- Mallory L.
2. "That is the last time I make a FunnyorDie video with you Mr. Efron." -- Doug A.
3. OK, so your tux for the prom is decided. Now, let's move onto this next pile of catalogs -- Hair Styles for Formal Occasions... -- Tina F.
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This week we have some pretty cool prizes for a mutant movie that doesn't involve Hugh Jackman's ridiculously long sideburns. Mutant Chronicles, which stars Thomas Jane, Ron Perlman, Devon Aoki and John Malkovich, will touch down on April 24, and in honor of this funky, freaky flick we've got a few nifty things for the folks who hand us the best captions for the photo below. The three cats behind our favorites will skip away with one Mutant Chronicles poster signed by the cast, one Mutant Chronicles miniature, one Mutant Chronicles collectible dog tag, four Magnet DVDs (The Signal, The Host, Splinter, Let the Right One In) and two complimentary movie tickets to Landmark theaters. Not bad at all -- win this caption contest and you get to watch five pretty cool flicks for free. (And trust me when I say all four of those Magnet films are definitely worth the watch.) Sound off below ...
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1. "And this is why we never call a teenage girl 'fat.'" -- Mallory L.2. "That is the last time I make a FunnyorDie video with you Mr. Efron." -- Doug A.
3. OK, so your tux for the prom is decided. Now, let's move onto this next pile of catalogs -- Hair Styles for Formal Occasions... -- Tina F.
See full image and all captions
This week we have some pretty cool prizes for a mutant movie that doesn't involve Hugh Jackman's ridiculously long sideburns. Mutant Chronicles, which stars Thomas Jane, Ron Perlman, Devon Aoki and John Malkovich, will touch down on April 24, and in honor of this funky, freaky flick we've got a few nifty things for the folks who hand us the best captions for the photo below. The three cats behind our favorites will skip away with one Mutant Chronicles poster signed by the cast, one Mutant Chronicles miniature, one Mutant Chronicles collectible dog tag, four Magnet DVDs (The Signal, The Host, Splinter, Let the Right One In) and two complimentary movie tickets to Landmark theaters. Not bad at all -- win this caption contest and you get to watch five pretty cool flicks for free. (And trust me when I say all four of those Magnet films are definitely worth the watch.) Sound off below ...
Read the official rules for this contest
Reader Comments (Page 1 of 3)
4-17-2009 @ 7:51PM
Kyle s said...
The new Pep Boys movie looks to surpass all expectations.
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4-17-2009 @ 8:10PM
Sam F said...
"C'mon, I want to shoot this scene already. Who's this guy fiddling with the lights? It's really amateur. I don't know about you two, but me and him are done professionally. That's all there is to it."
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4-17-2009 @ 8:11PM
Reuben said...
"Do you guys think my face is reminiscent of a gorilla? I get that a lot, and it's really hurtful."
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4-17-2009 @ 8:13PM
Ryan S. said...
What do you mean this isn't the Terminator Salvation set....
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4-17-2009 @ 8:22PM
WJDR said...
"Listen, were badasses, your the punisher and im hellboy. But who is this guy next to me and who invitied him?"
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4-17-2009 @ 8:35PM
Aaron said...
"I wish Christian would ease up on the lighting guy so we can finish this scene."-Pearlman
"Tell me about it he's been ranting about him walking in during the shot for 3 minutes now."-Jane
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4-17-2009 @ 8:47PM
Adam Page said...
Oh my God! You just shot Spock!
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4-17-2009 @ 8:53PM
General Zod said...
The latest remake with a spin, The Three Amigos (2009) is rated R for graphic violence, language, and the casual depiction of snuff porn.
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4-17-2009 @ 9:26PM
John Roberts said...
To this day no one knows there actual names, but the folks around here still cower in fear at the mere mention of The Men With Huge Faces.
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4-17-2009 @ 9:26PM
John Roberts said...
I told you, food before fire. Hunting after we made the fire is just plain bad luck and I for one will have no part in it.
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4-17-2009 @ 9:31PM
John Roberts said...
The new "Three Men and A Baby" action reboot, tentatively titled "Three Men and a Huge Gun", has shown surprising strength in early test screenings.
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4-17-2009 @ 9:37PM
HHF said...
No, I think the bathroom is over there to the right.
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4-17-2009 @ 9:40PM
Todd G. said...
Trust me, Ron, you're Speak No Evil
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4-17-2009 @ 10:11PM
Brent Todd said...
Huh you weren't kidding when you said I couldn't hit the broad side of barn
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4-17-2009 @ 10:23PM
Yoda's House of Pancakes said...
"Be very careful, you two. There's rumors of a beast down here, and he's in love with Linda Hamilton."
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4-18-2009 @ 12:45AM
Greg said...
"Psst... Ron... Do you think I should shoot the other guy's foot?"
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4-17-2009 @ 10:46PM
Douglass Abramson said...
I thought that you had the tickets.
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4-18-2009 @ 12:21AM
Eric T. Voigt said...
Can we not talk about your leather jacket for 5 seconds?
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4-18-2009 @ 2:02AM
Jerry said...
Look, I know we parked the car around here somewhere
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4-18-2009 @ 2:30AM
NORBERT ROJAS said...
are you serious thomas???? you interrupt the take for this? no!!! no!!!!! i won't tell guillermo to do that punisher reboot that only you and your fragile little mind want to see!
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