Insert Caption: Ghosts of Girlfriends Past
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Welcome back to another edition of Insert Caption -- the game that won't bring the ghosts of your past girlfriends back to haunt you while that smart little mind of yours brainstorms original, witty captions for a photo from an upcoming new release. We'll get to that in a minute -- but first we need to talk about the winners of last week's caption contest for Mutant Chronicles. Congrats to you, winners -- it must feel nice to win something. If you ever become a mutant, we shall chronicle your journey beginning with these brilliant captions.
1. "The new "Three Men and A Baby" action reboot, tentatively titled "Three Men and a Huge Gun", has shown surprising strength in early test screenings." -- John R.
2. "Can we not talk about your leather jacket for five seconds?" -- Eric V.
3. "I left the coffee pot on again, didn't I ..." -- Dylan B.
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This week we're sending our sympathy out to Matthew McConaughey, who's about to be haunted by the ghosts of his past girlfriends (that's gotta suck) in the appropriately titled Ghosts of Girlfriends Past. Winners of this week's contest will receive their very own girlfriend ghost to haunt their every move. Kidding! Actually, the three folks behind our favorite captions this week will float away with one Ghosts of Girlfriends Past red mini leather notebook, one Ghosts of Girlfriends Past tank top, one Ghosts of Girlfriends Past baseball cap, one flip mirror and one tote bag with umbrella. This way, in the event you are haunted by a past girlfriend or boyfriend, at least you'll be stylin' the whole time. Sound off below ...
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1. "The new "Three Men and A Baby" action reboot, tentatively titled "Three Men and a Huge Gun", has shown surprising strength in early test screenings." -- John R.2. "Can we not talk about your leather jacket for five seconds?" -- Eric V.
3. "I left the coffee pot on again, didn't I ..." -- Dylan B.
See full image and all captions
This week we're sending our sympathy out to Matthew McConaughey, who's about to be haunted by the ghosts of his past girlfriends (that's gotta suck) in the appropriately titled Ghosts of Girlfriends Past. Winners of this week's contest will receive their very own girlfriend ghost to haunt their every move. Kidding! Actually, the three folks behind our favorite captions this week will float away with one Ghosts of Girlfriends Past red mini leather notebook, one Ghosts of Girlfriends Past tank top, one Ghosts of Girlfriends Past baseball cap, one flip mirror and one tote bag with umbrella. This way, in the event you are haunted by a past girlfriend or boyfriend, at least you'll be stylin' the whole time. Sound off below ...
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Reader Comments (Page 1 of 2)
4-26-2009 @ 9:29AM
Sean Graham said...
Honey, your cookie dough bender has gone far enough.
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4-24-2009 @ 4:47PM
Brad H said...
I said I would never molest an apple pie again, I never said anything about CAKE!
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4-24-2009 @ 4:56PM
Woody said...
We are all glad you are eating again, but this is a little much.
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4-25-2009 @ 6:15PM
Kevin said...
Lives were ruined and dreams were shattered when Jennifer misunderstood her husband's request to play "patty-cake".
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4-24-2009 @ 5:25PM
CPav said...
Darn. BradH stole mine.
How about
"I'm sorry, babe. I know how cake is a turn-on for you and all, but you wouldn't believe the places I was cleaning icing from the last time."
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4-24-2009 @ 5:33PM
Justin said...
"Whoa, I get it. The cake is a methaphor for McConaughey's career. I think we're done here.
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4-24-2009 @ 5:31PM
Adubs said...
I meant PHAT with a P.H. Honest!
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4-24-2009 @ 5:44PM
Yoda's House of Pancakes said...
Afterward, Jennifer vowed never again to display all the fat she had removed with lyposuction.
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4-24-2009 @ 7:00PM
kyle s said...
I swear there was a striper in there!
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4-24-2009 @ 7:34PM
HHF said...
Hold on one second dear. I'm the one that said you should not name that dog Diablo. See, he is living up to his name.
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4-24-2009 @ 8:20PM
Sam F said...
"Who invited Jason Biggs to this wedding? You know how he gets around dessert pastries. C'mon."
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4-24-2009 @ 8:46PM
Z Hayddy said...
"I can tell you're in a 'cake fight' sort of mood, but this purple shirt/tie combo cost more than your mood stabilizers."
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4-24-2009 @ 9:03PM
Thomas Hunter said...
Jennifer, can you honestly tell us how you keep getting cast in movies when you have absolutely no talent and every single film you have ever made has been a bomb?
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4-25-2009 @ 1:28AM
Ed said...
McConaughey: Maybe if I take my shirt off I can break the tension in the room...
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4-25-2009 @ 2:30AM
Anthony said...
I was watching Ace of Cakes and I thought...Couldn't be that hard.
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4-25-2009 @ 8:37AM
DarkAgair said...
Time for the Pre-Wedding Food Fight! Ready! GO!
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4-28-2009 @ 3:25AM
Janell said...
"I'm just saying if you want a plate I will get you a plate..."
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4-29-2009 @ 3:14PM
Janell said...
FIGHT, FIGHT...FIGHT! Chanted Ben
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4-27-2009 @ 1:58AM
steven rojas said...
"hey a chocolate fetish is one thing, but this is just ridiculous.."
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4-25-2009 @ 8:04PM
Rick said...
I swear on my mother's grave, I did not use the icing as a lubricant!
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