McG Challenges Michael Bay to a D*ck Measuring Contest
Filed under: Sci-Fi & Fantasy, Celebrities and Controversy, Fandom, Remakes and Sequels, Summer Movies
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With two robot-related summer blockbusters hitting theaters one month apart, there was bound to be some competition. In one corner you had Terminator Salvation, directed by a guy whose ego is so large that he demands to be known simply as McG -- which, up until about a few months ago, a lot of folks thought was a special burger at McDonald's and not an actual person. Then, of course, we have Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen, directed by Michael Bay. I think it's safe to say that most of you are already aware of the fact that Bay comes off as if he were hand-picked by God at the beginning of time to teach us lowly citizens of earth the true definition of awesome.
Naturally, the scene was set for a ginormous Clash of the Egos -- and already each man has taken a shot or two at the other one's, um, robots. Whose robots are really bigger? And does it even matter? Well, McG wants to put an end to this once and for all, and in a new interview with Men/Style, the director actually goes there. When asked about Bay, he says, "Michael Bay has a big c*ck. But I'd like to believe mine is bigger. If he's up for it, we can both reveal ourselves on the Spartacus steps at Universal and put the question to rest."
So wait, did McG really just challenge Michael Bay to a d*ck measuring contest? Something tells me such an event would have to be filmed with IMAX cameras in order to pick up the little details, if you know what I mean. The challenge is out there; the rest of the world shall now await Michael Bay's response.
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Reader Comments (Page 1 of 1)
4-28-2009 @ 2:10PM
Eric said...
WOW, boy's and there "toys"?
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4-28-2009 @ 2:19PM
PWebber said...
Anything to promote his movie...
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4-28-2009 @ 2:31PM
ralph said...
The REAL questions are: who has made more $hitty movies and who has the lower IQ?
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4-28-2009 @ 2:36PM
dancinfool said...
I met McG at a wrap party after filming of "We Are Marshall" in Atlanta in which my husband plays one of the coaches. I felt he was very genuine and got no sense of egomania in the least. He actually came up to me and started a conversation with me about what a "find" my husband was. Maybe he challenged as he can deliver. Did you think of that?
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4-28-2009 @ 5:26PM
Kevin said...
whoa whoa whoa fool. Basing your opinion on actually having met someone is well known to be the most idiotic way of talking about them. Only if you've never met anyone and read 2nd hand accounts of his personality can you really claim to know someones true personality. I'll continue to base my knowledge of movie stars on bloggers opinions of them thank you very much.
4-28-2009 @ 3:41PM
j said...
I'm sorry, but McG gets 10,000 bonus points for cutting to the chase.
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4-28-2009 @ 3:50PM
pjchilds said...
Perhaps they could have Neal Patrick Harris be the special referee.
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4-28-2009 @ 3:58PM
Jim said...
"I think it's safe to say that most of you are already aware of the fact that Bay comes off as if he were hand-picked by God at the beginning of time to teach us lowly citizens of earth the true definition of awesome."
Wow....that line was the most dead on accurate description of a person ever! I laughed so hard when I read that! I also agree with "j". Big props to McG for being willing to lay it all out...literally :)
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4-28-2009 @ 4:18PM
royce said...
i've seen michael bay's d*ck. it's nothing to write home about... but his balls are enormous.
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4-28-2009 @ 4:38PM
luckyjob1 said...
I heard ILM will be handling all the visual enhancements when these two officially 'sword fight'
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4-28-2009 @ 5:04PM
obabystar said...
Hmmmm alll I got out of this is that they are both Really REALLY big gays.....(not that there is anything wrong with that....)
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4-28-2009 @ 5:10PM
Mr A said...
Well, c*cks aside, The name McG was given to him before he could speak, so in spite of getting the sarcasm, I don't think his name has much to do with whatever arrogance he might have.
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4-28-2009 @ 10:32PM
morphs said...
I guess Bay now knows that McG really was staring at his junk in the after workout showers.
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4-29-2009 @ 11:53AM
junkjugget said...
I've had the "honor" of meeting Bay, and all I can say is that he will win. Now do not get me wrong, I never saw Bay's tidley Wink, but I can say that Bay is just ONE GIANT DICK! He has no body really. Bay is just one giant dick with arms and legs. Sorry McG, but you can't compete with someone who is nothing but dick.
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4-29-2009 @ 12:34PM
SISH said...
Terminator.. INFERIOR!!
Transformers.. SUPERIOR!!
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