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Welcome back to another edition of Insert Caption -- the game that attempts to go where no man no one has gone before. Last week we asked you to cough up some worthy captions for a photo from the new film Ghosts of Girlfriends Past, which stars Matthew McConaughey as a dude who's haunted by the ghosts of his ex-girlfriends. Seems three of you rose to the top of our list, so congrats go out to those lucky ones who managed to climb their way into the winners circle.
1. "I said I would never molest an apple pie again, I never said anything about CAKE!" -- Brad H.
2. "Lives were ruined and dreams were shattered when Jennifer misunderstood her husband's request to play "patty-cake"." -- Kevin F.
3. "We are all glad you are eating again, but this is a little much." -- Woody T.
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The 2009 summer movie season has officially begun, and to celebrate we're bringing in some live music with one catch: You have to perform ... along with some friends, of course. At this time next week Star Trek will return to theaters in exciting form, thanks to a fresh take from J.J. Abrams and his gang of merry rebels. Having already seen it, I have no problem calling it this summer's Iron Man -- a fantastic piece of spirited entertainment that sizzles and stampedes across your blockbuster-lovin' brain. And so to welcome Star Trek back into our lives (and hearts), we're bringing out the big guns: One lucky grand prize winner will beam up one Star Trek poster and one Rock Band xBox bundle containing the game, guitar, drum kit, and bass guitar, while two runner-ups will each receive one Star Trek poster and one Rock Band Wii bundle containing the game, guitar, drum kit, and bass guitar. You know what to do ...
Read the official rules for this contest
For more awesome Star Trek contest goodies, visit www.rockband.com/startrek and enter an original avatar design for a chance to win: One grand prize winner will receive "The Future is Now" prize pack including the top of the line Rock Band game accessories.
1. "I said I would never molest an apple pie again, I never said anything about CAKE!" -- Brad H.2. "Lives were ruined and dreams were shattered when Jennifer misunderstood her husband's request to play "patty-cake"." -- Kevin F.
3. "We are all glad you are eating again, but this is a little much." -- Woody T.
See full image and all captions
The 2009 summer movie season has officially begun, and to celebrate we're bringing in some live music with one catch: You have to perform ... along with some friends, of course. At this time next week Star Trek will return to theaters in exciting form, thanks to a fresh take from J.J. Abrams and his gang of merry rebels. Having already seen it, I have no problem calling it this summer's Iron Man -- a fantastic piece of spirited entertainment that sizzles and stampedes across your blockbuster-lovin' brain. And so to welcome Star Trek back into our lives (and hearts), we're bringing out the big guns: One lucky grand prize winner will beam up one Star Trek poster and one Rock Band xBox bundle containing the game, guitar, drum kit, and bass guitar, while two runner-ups will each receive one Star Trek poster and one Rock Band Wii bundle containing the game, guitar, drum kit, and bass guitar. You know what to do ...
Read the official rules for this contest
For more awesome Star Trek contest goodies, visit www.rockband.com/startrek and enter an original avatar design for a chance to win: One grand prize winner will receive "The Future is Now" prize pack including the top of the line Rock Band game accessories.
Reader Comments (Page 1 of 4)
5-02-2009 @ 11:01AM
chaz said...
It looks like trouble. There're Klingons on Uranus.
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5-02-2009 @ 11:24AM
thedylanator said...
When Spock walked in wearing his pair of fuzzy pink pajama bottoms the crew never did look at him the same again.
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5-02-2009 @ 11:30AM
prue said...
The Susan Boyle youtube video has truly gone viral as it has hit the SS Enterprise
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5-02-2009 @ 11:32AM
Joshua Bahr said...
Kirk looked like a fool when his fist act as captain was implementing casual fridays, and he was the only one to show up out of uniform.
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5-02-2009 @ 11:35AM
Joshua said...
Simon Pegg was a little upset when he found out that he had to be the guy in the red shirt on this mission.
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5-02-2009 @ 11:35AM
Matt B. said...
"If I said it once, I said it a hundred times... it's, Get a life, you TREKKER geeks... not, Get a life, you TREKKIE geeks... Dor-sho-gha!"
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5-02-2009 @ 11:36AM
Remy Wilkins said...
Spock proves to the crew that his "qualities" are as worthy of admiration as Dr. Manhattan's.
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5-02-2009 @ 12:08PM
Mr.R said...
Jim, we keep asking Shatner to stop picketing outside the ship and he just won't listen.
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5-02-2009 @ 12:54PM
Jonathan C. said...
Listen, ladies get the short sleeves, men get the long - get over it.
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5-02-2009 @ 1:00PM
Rex said...
Look Mister Shatner. We appreciate your offer to save us money on booking our hotel room, but the answer is still "no". You cannot be in the movie.
However, we promise to call you if we make "TJ Hooker: The Movie".
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5-02-2009 @ 2:28PM
Dana said...
"Moments before Checkov had innocently asked Scotty, if Scotty had ever fired two guns whilst flying through the air. For some inexplicable reason Scotty was not amused."
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5-02-2009 @ 2:31PM
A Dubs said...
Not fully aware of the dangers ahead, the intergalactic voyage to galaxies beyond was put on hold as the crew slowly begins to react to the cup chicks video.
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5-02-2009 @ 2:33PM
Sean G said...
I understand it's a part of the Vulcan way to meditate, but does Spock really have to do it in the nude?
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5-02-2009 @ 2:41PM
L'Emmerdeur said...
What do you mean, "There's something on the wing"?
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5-02-2009 @ 2:46PM
Sam F said...
"What are you saying, J.J? I don't understand why the Enterprise needs to crash on an island. It doesn't make a lick of sense."
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5-02-2009 @ 4:04PM
Joey M. said...
"The new crew of the USS Enterprise was either awestruck, disappointed, pissed off, what the ****ed, jealous, impressed when it was revealed to them that fellow crew member Spock, likes to walk around the bridge the nude."
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5-02-2009 @ 4:29PM
Kurt said...
In Soviet Russia, Star Trek watches you
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5-02-2009 @ 4:31PM
Sean Hunter said...
"Scotty has a point Kirk. Giving you a green over-shirt would only add fuel to the Green Lantern fire. Why don't you just go stand in the corner and look like Michael C. Hall while we figure this out"
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5-02-2009 @ 4:48PM
Brian said...
"Ok J.J., we thought this movie was a re-imagining of Star Trek, not The Trouble with Tribble's 2: Return of the Hair Ball. What gives?"
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5-02-2009 @ 6:57PM
Jeremiah said...
"Wait! That's no small moon..."
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