Megan Fox Reviews 'High School Musical' ... On Weed
Filed under: Celebrities and Controversy, Fandom, Newsstand

I know you're probably sick of reading about Megan Fox, but the darn girl just fascinates me. Her acting fascinates me, her stardom fascinates me and
Oh, and here's another reason why I dig this chick: As part of her recent interview in Esquire magazine, the gal says this about High School Musical (how or why they were on this topic is beyond me): "Let me tell you what it's really about. High School Musical is about this group of boys who are all being molested by the basketball coach, who is Zac Efron's dad. It's about them struggling to cope with this molestation. And they have these little girlfriends, who are their beards. Oh, and somehow there's music involved. You have to get stoned and watch it." I don't know what she's talking about, and I don't think she knows what she's talking about, but it's all kinda surreal and awesome and who cares. One day I will interview Megan Fox, and that interview will be epic. Until then ...
[via Vulture]










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5-12-2009 @ 5:57PM
Scott Webster said...
Instantly reminded me of the scene in Reservoir Dogs...'Let me tell you what "Like a Virgin" is about.'
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5-12-2009 @ 6:21PM
[A] said...
What the hell..? Is this slashfilm?
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5-12-2009 @ 6:38PM
Erik Davis said...
What does that even mean?
5-12-2009 @ 6:26PM
Kate said...
Haters be damned. She cracks me up and totally doesn't give a shit. :D
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5-12-2009 @ 6:52PM
Chris Glemaud said...
I concur Erik, no matter what she does, she'll forever be in my heart.
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5-12-2009 @ 7:39PM
Jonathan said...
An Open Letter to Megan Fox
Dear Megan,
Would you mind shutting the F up? This is just a friendly reminder that absolutely no one on Earth gives a damn what you think about anything, that interview questions are only present as an excuse to have pictures of you, and that the only reason anyone has ever sat through to the end of one of your sentences is because they want to have sexual relations with you. So please, play to your strengths and stop trying to think, have opinions or be "interesting." People are trying to masturbate. Thanks and good luck.
Your Pal,
J
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5-13-2009 @ 12:51AM
morphs said...
I'd get stoned with Megan Fox any time.
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5-13-2009 @ 3:10AM
cough said...
That's a great thought.
5-13-2009 @ 2:19PM
leaflinks said...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mn1S9Tcb5GM
For Megan Fox fans :)
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5-15-2009 @ 11:07AM
GL said...
I think she's correct on all counts.
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