McG Backs Out of Michael Bay D*ck Measuring Contest
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Not long ago we were one of the first to report that Terminator Salvation director McG had officially challenged Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen director Michael Bay to a no-holds-barred, winner-takes-everything (well, maybe not everything) d*ck measuring contest. When asked about the robot-director's rivalry in an interview with Details magazine, McG said the following: "Michael Bay has a big c*ck. But I'd like to believe mine is bigger. If he's up for it, we can both reveal ourselves on the Spartacus steps at Universal and put the question to rest."
Great. Wonderful. Bring it on! This epic d*ck measuring contest could be shot with IMAX cameras in 3D and serve as a bridge between the two films, which open in theaters roughly a month apart. Sadly, though, before Bay could even respond, it would appear as if McG is bailing on the idea. Why? Well, he tells E! Online, "That was lost immediately and people gravitated to two spoiled brat directors [who] think they have big cocks. Nothing could be further from the truth. The funny thing is, I have an Irish curse and I think we're all familiar with exactly how [I'm endowed]."
Um ... did McG just publicly admit that he has a hard time getting an ... yeah ... but anyway, it doesn't look like fans will get the chance to see these two blokes break out their swords for a duel anytime soon. Let's get creative, though -- what could we have them do instead?
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5-13-2009 @ 1:08PM
JimeneX said...
Easy. Have them take turns at beating the living crap out of Owe Boll
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5-13-2009 @ 1:27PM
Kaitlin said...
Why are the directors of big, dumb movies such self-important, jerk-off, egomaniacs? I just recently listened to the Screenwriting Magazine Podcast interview with Danny Boyle again and he's such a nice, sweet, humble man. I couldn't stand to be in the same room with McG(inormous ego) and blow-things-up-in-lieu-of-skill-Bay but I could easily imagine spending some time with Danny and learning a lot. Ugh.
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5-13-2009 @ 1:27PM
Matthew said...
He didn't admit to having trouble getting a.... , the "Irish curse" means you'd have trouble seeing it.
I can't believe I just posted that. I'm going to go do something outside now.
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5-13-2009 @ 1:49PM
Erik Davis said...
I always thought the "Irish Curse" meant that when he drinks, he can't raise the flag, so to speak. At least that's what urban dictionary thinks ...
5-13-2009 @ 4:00PM
Kevin said...
Regardless of what urban dictionary might say, I think its pretty obvious that McG was talking about having a small pecker. The context is pretty clear. "Endowed" doesn't refer to performance capabilities. I agree, I can't believe I'm posting on this, but damn, that was pretty obvious man.
5-13-2009 @ 1:41PM
Kurt Munro said...
They could both jump off the Empire State Building and see who hits the ground first.
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5-13-2009 @ 3:59PM
Dan said...
I don't know...but this whole thing has been really fucking awkward, and a little suspect on McG's part in more than one way. I like the OP's idea about them taking turns beating Uwe Boll. Everybody wins in that scenario.
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5-13-2009 @ 2:34PM
Some guy not that interested said...
I'd bet on McG, Seems like the only way M.B. could win is if he's relying on special effects.
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