Insert Caption: Terminator Salvation
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Welcome back to another edition of Insert Caption -- the game that probably won't return from the future with orders to terminate you or us ... we hope. Last week we put our hands together and prayed for some excellent captions from you folks for a photo from the new movie Angels & Demons, which is a follow-up to The Da Vinci Code and in theaters this weekend. Congrats to our three winners for not pissing off the girl upstairs ...
1. "What do you know? I had heard that Christianity was built on top of Judaism, but I always assumed that was a metaphor."-- Kurt P.
2. "Nope, no Holy Grail, but it appears the last person had corn for dinner..." -- Chris U.
3. "Don't worry, if the legend is correct then the Pope bounces." -- Adam P.
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This week we're traveling to the year 2018 for a sequel that's been years in the making: Terminator Salvation (in theaters May 21). You should already be sold on Christian Bale fighting robots in the future, but if that doesn't do the trick, then, well, I heard Arnold Schwarzenegger returns to make a cameo ... and, heck, Moon Bloodgood co-stars. Moon Bloodgood! I love that name! The three members of the resistance behind our favorite captions this week will sail away with one Terminator Salvation head key chain, one "Join the Resistance" men's t-shirt, one "Join the Resistance" women's tank top, one Terminator Salvation vintage hat with silver stitch, one stainless steel water bottle, and one 3GB USB dog tag. Ooohh, these prizes are pretty shiny and fantastic -- especially that last one. Maybe I'll leave a comment and hope that my future self picks it as the winner! Or maybe I'll just tell you to sound off below ...
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1. "What do you know? I had heard that Christianity was built on top of Judaism, but I always assumed that was a metaphor."-- Kurt P.2. "Nope, no Holy Grail, but it appears the last person had corn for dinner..." -- Chris U.
3. "Don't worry, if the legend is correct then the Pope bounces." -- Adam P.
See full image and all captions
This week we're traveling to the year 2018 for a sequel that's been years in the making: Terminator Salvation (in theaters May 21). You should already be sold on Christian Bale fighting robots in the future, but if that doesn't do the trick, then, well, I heard Arnold Schwarzenegger returns to make a cameo ... and, heck, Moon Bloodgood co-stars. Moon Bloodgood! I love that name! The three members of the resistance behind our favorite captions this week will sail away with one Terminator Salvation head key chain, one "Join the Resistance" men's t-shirt, one "Join the Resistance" women's tank top, one Terminator Salvation vintage hat with silver stitch, one stainless steel water bottle, and one 3GB USB dog tag. Ooohh, these prizes are pretty shiny and fantastic -- especially that last one. Maybe I'll leave a comment and hope that my future self picks it as the winner! Or maybe I'll just tell you to sound off below ...
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Reader Comments (Page 1 of 5)
5-15-2009 @ 3:53PM
Schmooie said...
For such an expensive machine, they sure didn't splurge when it came to his member.
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5-15-2009 @ 4:03PM
Kurt said...
Hot on the heels of Star Wars Monopoly and Lord of the Rings Trivial Pursuit comes Milton Bradley's latest offering: "Terminator Operation"
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5-15-2009 @ 4:15PM
Jonathan said...
"It's no use...Skynet's designed a Slinky that cannot be straightened out."
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5-15-2009 @ 4:37PM
Billy Bob said...
The resistance fights hard each day to keep another robot from becoming a governor.
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5-15-2009 @ 4:19PM
Astin said...
There's 4 of us pushing and it's not going any deeper, are you SURE this is the colonoscopy camera?
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5-15-2009 @ 4:20PM
Astin said...
You found the marble in the oatmeal! You win a drink from the firehose!
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5-15-2009 @ 4:22PM
Astin said...
Excellent, the Batmobile's exhaust pipe survived the explosion.
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5-15-2009 @ 4:26PM
Mike said...
vrrrrrrrrrrrrmmmm.... vrrrrrrrrrrmmmm.... budabudabudabuda... no! you can't get me! i have a force field!
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5-15-2009 @ 4:26PM
Nathan said...
OK guys, you know the rules. Keep your hands on the immunity idol. The last man standing cannot be voted out at the next tribal council.
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5-15-2009 @ 4:26PM
Justin said...
" Hey McG! There's no way Bay is gonna beat you in that 'contest' you started!"
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5-15-2009 @ 4:33PM
D Records said...
Are you incapable of holding this thing down? That's it, we're through. I like you, but we are done. We are done professionally.
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5-15-2009 @ 4:35PM
Ryan said...
First Batman drops by and now Dr. Octopus? Who's next? Superman?
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5-15-2009 @ 4:36PM
kyle s said...
Bale: "Ok we got his lights, now that man will pay for trashing my scene!"
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5-15-2009 @ 4:38PM
Rich said...
It is true what they say about black guys...
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5-15-2009 @ 4:39PM
kyle said...
"Its a damn good thing McG backed out of that D*ck measuring contest"
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5-15-2009 @ 4:43PM
Adam E said...
"Do you see this glare?...why you trashin' my scene?!"
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5-15-2009 @ 4:45PM
Todd G. said...
Okay, I understand that, but tell me how we're going to pack this into his pants?
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5-15-2009 @ 4:51PM
Christie Strong said...
Your scientific opinion is that the anatomy isn't human? Ohhhh goooood for youuuuuu. For ---- sake man, you're amateur.
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5-15-2009 @ 5:14PM
Dan S said...
"Ohhhh Goooood! Phil's finally back from roller blading and can help us hold this thing down. Seriously man, you and me are f*cking done professionally."
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5-15-2009 @ 5:18PM
Jake said...
Hey guys? Doesn't this look a lot like that giant metallic tail those Army dudes from that other giant robot movie tried strapping down?
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