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Welcome back to another edition of Insert Caption -- the game that magically (and mysteriously) floats up after drinking a glass of Willy Wonka's new soda. Last week a whole mess of you dropped by to chip in a caption for a photo from Terminator Salvation, but only three of you qualified to join the resistance. Congrats to those folks; the rest of you ... well, take notes.
1. "It's no use...Skynet's designed a Slinky that cannot be straightened out." -- Jonathan M.
2. "Are you incapable of holding this thing down? That's it, we're through. I like you, but we are done. We are done professionally!" -- David R.
3. "I didn't think this was what you meant when you asked me if I wanted to hold your snake." -- David M.
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This week we're leaving post-apocalyptic America for a little tale about an old man and a young boy who go on a balloon trip ... to the jungle ... inside of a house. Yup, the brilliant minds at Pixar are back for their yearly trip to the movies, and this time they're bringing another laugh-out-loud, family-friendly tear-jerker that's bound to offer plenty more reasons why Pixar is just totally tops. Up hits theaters on May 29, which means you still have a whole week of waiting ahead. In the meantime, give us your best captions below and the folks behind our three favorite will each take home one Up T-shirt and one Up Dug the talking dog stuffed animal. Sound off below ...
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1. "It's no use...Skynet's designed a Slinky that cannot be straightened out." -- Jonathan M.2. "Are you incapable of holding this thing down? That's it, we're through. I like you, but we are done. We are done professionally!" -- David R.
3. "I didn't think this was what you meant when you asked me if I wanted to hold your snake." -- David M.
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This week we're leaving post-apocalyptic America for a little tale about an old man and a young boy who go on a balloon trip ... to the jungle ... inside of a house. Yup, the brilliant minds at Pixar are back for their yearly trip to the movies, and this time they're bringing another laugh-out-loud, family-friendly tear-jerker that's bound to offer plenty more reasons why Pixar is just totally tops. Up hits theaters on May 29, which means you still have a whole week of waiting ahead. In the meantime, give us your best captions below and the folks behind our three favorite will each take home one Up T-shirt and one Up Dug the talking dog stuffed animal. Sound off below ...
Read the official rules for this contest
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Reader Comments (Page 1 of 3)
5-22-2009 @ 4:06PM
William Goss said...
Clint hoped to broaden his appeal with "Gran Two-rino."
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5-22-2009 @ 4:17PM
atxporchside said...
Come on kid, don't be shy. My pockets are full of candy.
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5-22-2009 @ 4:23PM
Drewbacca said...
What does it take to get away from you friggin' Jehovah's Witnesses???
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5-22-2009 @ 4:28PM
LiqwidZero said...
Just when I thought unlisting the telephone was enough...
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5-22-2009 @ 4:32PM
Drewbacca said...
Look at the bright side - how often do you get the opportunity to pee on 3 states......at the same time??
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5-22-2009 @ 4:32PM
Drewbacca said...
Are you the little bastard that keeps leaving Chinese take-out menus on my door??
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5-22-2009 @ 4:34PM
vegimorph said...
If a 78 year old guy like me can bungi jump, a 10 year old like you should have no problem
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5-22-2009 @ 5:54PM
dan said...
Let's seem them foreclose on my house now!!
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5-22-2009 @ 5:12PM
Jonathan Kuhn said...
I've heard of repossessing homes, but this is ridiculous!
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5-22-2009 @ 5:20PM
Kurt said...
And that was the day Carl decided to quit drinking.
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5-22-2009 @ 5:29PM
JoB said...
"Grandpa, this isn't what I meant by 'wanting to get high together!'"
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5-22-2009 @ 5:34PM
JoB said...
All it took was a little pixie dust and old Michael Jackson finally took his Lost Boy back to Never Land.
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5-22-2009 @ 5:41PM
Batzarro said...
If I done told you once, I told you ten times, kid: this is not Titanic, and you sure as hell ain't Kate Winslet.
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5-22-2009 @ 5:41PM
stuntman_james said...
So I guess you can't yell at me to stay off your grass anymore old man!!!!
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5-26-2009 @ 7:02PM
tommy said...
I think i just split my pants
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5-22-2009 @ 6:48PM
Rich said...
I told you this was a mobile home, now stop being silly and get inside.
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5-22-2009 @ 7:18PM
Stephanie Thomas said...
I know they say people will do anything to avoid a foreclosure, but this is rediculous.
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5-22-2009 @ 7:31PM
Will Ward said...
"I told you i don't want any F*#king, can't you take a hint."
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5-22-2009 @ 7:40PM
Will Ward said...
(correction) "I told you i don't want any F*#king cookies, can't you take a hint."
5-22-2009 @ 7:36PM
Will Ward said...
"Grandpa, I guess we're not in Florida anymore."
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