Hallelujah! Sean Penn Backs Out of 'The Three Stooges' ... and Unfortunately, Hollywood Too
Filed under: Casting
I've got nothing against the thought of Sean Penn getting funny. In fact, I wished for that very thing earlier this month. But grabbing the funny by becoming one of the Three Stooges? Sean Penn as Larry Fine? Surely Mr. Penn had fallen on his head, partook in the drugs, or entered into some other type of shenanigans to become that crazy. Luckily, while he may not have come to his senses about the project, he's also no longer involved. The Hollywood Reporter posts that Penn has dropped The Three Stooges as well as his much more desirable project, that crime thriller called Cartel. Ideally, this would the result of the actor taking a cue from Happy Harry Hard On and saying: "Hey wait a minute, what is wrong with this picture?" But no, this Nicole Kidman-like move has nothing to do with the parts themselves. It turns out that he wants to leave the movie biz for a while to focus on his family. I imagine that he wants to work things out with Robin Wright Penn so that he doesn't have to keep filing and rescinding divorce proceedings. The man is most definitely confused. There's no definitive word on how long this will last, but THR sources say it'll be a year.
One can only hope that this will mean the end of the dreaded Stooges, but hopefully Asger Leth's Cartel won't be as hurt by the sudden decision. What do you think of Penn's sudden au revoir from Hollywood, and can the Farrellys find a suitable Fine replacement? And who should fight Mexican drug cartels?
Reader Comments (Page 1 of 1)
6-16-2009 @ 9:16PM
Shibuya said...
You should fight the cartels.
Good article, thanks.
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6-16-2009 @ 10:58PM
vegimorph said...
any actor's better than Sean Penn. He's a jerk! as for a specific actor, i have no idea
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6-17-2009 @ 1:13AM
helas said...
Don't get the Penn-bashing, but, whatever...you really don't think he could've pulled off, brilliantly, the Three Stooges movie? Why?
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6-17-2009 @ 1:19AM
Audrey said...
Like him or not, he is an amazing actor.
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6-17-2009 @ 4:04AM
harry said...
hes an incredible actor through and through, and deserves much respect. it saddens me to hear that he is leaving the business for a while, but i respect the decision. i know that my family is more important to me than anything in the world, and for him to take a break from making millions and focus on spending time with his is very admirable. i wouldve liked to see the stooges, i will be honest, i think he couldve done it well...
anyway, godspeed mr. penn, godspeed.
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6-17-2009 @ 12:28PM
jkmkay said...
Sounds like you are a Three Stooges snob. Much too intelligent for anything less then Woody Allen, are we??? I call that artsy fartsy.
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6-17-2009 @ 12:32PM
Monika said...
You could call me a Stooges snob, if by snob you mean someone who loved them and watched them all the time as a kid. On TV, VHS, and even the VHS game they had for a while. Someone who doesn't want to see the Farrellys touch them. The Stooges were the Howards plus Fine.
6-21-2009 @ 6:21PM
Mary said...
I was upset at the mere thought of having a fascist like Sean Penn in the role of Larry Fine. It would have been an insult to that man's memory, and in fact to the memories of all the Stooges.
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6-21-2009 @ 6:23PM
Mary said...
I've read that Paul Giamatti is up for consideration, and believe he'd be fantastic in the role.
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9-08-2009 @ 8:39AM
Tom said...
It’s not so much as Sean Penn bashing as it is being tired of Hollywood actors spreading their Socialist/Communist ideas. If they would just do their jobs and act, there would be no problems, but stop telling the USA how bad we are and that we should be like Cuba. Really, how many people risk death in a dinky boat to escape INTO Cuba?
Now that Sean is out, I'll go see the Stooges...that is as long as Jim & Paul don't say anything stupid...
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