Insert Caption: The Answer Man
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Welcome back to another edition of Insert Caption -- the game where you provide the answers to questions we never asked! Last week we dabbled in a little bit of wizardry and asked you to provide us with a fantastical caption for a photo from Harry Potter and Half-Blood Prince. Congrats to our one grand prize winner for handing us a caption that was too hot for Hogwarts!
1. "Although it was an honest request, Ron decided to leave his helmet on before asking Hermione if she would like to help him find his snitch." -- Lilli H.
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This week we're searching for answers with Jeff Daniels in The Answer Man (previously titled Arlen Faber, due in theaters on July 24th), which follows a reclusive author of spirituality books who's approached by a single mother/recovering addict seeking answers and a little help from a guy who can barely help himself. This week the folks behind our three favorite captions will walk away with four Landmark movie theater tickets and one Magnolia DVD prize pack containing: Two Lovers, The Lost City, Man on Wire, Finding Amanda and A Thousand Years of Good Prayers. Think you have the answers? Sound off below ...
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1. "Although it was an honest request, Ron decided to leave his helmet on before asking Hermione if she would like to help him find his snitch." -- Lilli H.
See full image and all captions
This week we're searching for answers with Jeff Daniels in The Answer Man (previously titled Arlen Faber, due in theaters on July 24th), which follows a reclusive author of spirituality books who's approached by a single mother/recovering addict seeking answers and a little help from a guy who can barely help himself. This week the folks behind our three favorite captions will walk away with four Landmark movie theater tickets and one Magnolia DVD prize pack containing: Two Lovers, The Lost City, Man on Wire, Finding Amanda and A Thousand Years of Good Prayers. Think you have the answers? Sound off below ...
Read the official rules for this contest
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Reader Comments (Page 1 of 2)
7-17-2009 @ 3:58PM
Drewbacca said...
"When the f*ck did we get ice cream??"
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7-17-2009 @ 4:08PM
Drewbacca said...
There is no way I would shamelessly endorse ANY product! *
* This message brought to you by Apple, Inc.
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7-17-2009 @ 4:19PM
Drewbacca said...
"I'm sorry Olivia, I have some bad news for you.
You were adopted, I just accidentally ran over your dog.....and worst of all......that coat your wearing is hideous!!!"
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7-17-2009 @ 4:21PM
Drewbacca said...
It wasn't until Olivia made it to the office before someone finally told her - there's no such thing as "no pants Tuesday."
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7-17-2009 @ 4:25PM
Nathan said...
Taking off all your clothes and throwing them out the window? That's your answer for everything, isn't it, 'Answer Man'?
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7-17-2009 @ 4:31PM
Nathan said...
"Well, your announcement is a bit of a surprise, but we support you. However, there was no need to literally 'come out of' that closet behind us."
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7-17-2009 @ 4:35PM
JMeredith said...
You are incorrect, sir. The correct answer is "threeve," a combination of three and five.
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7-17-2009 @ 4:35PM
Micah said...
And next up on our slideshow...Oh look sweety, it's the night we conceived you!
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7-17-2009 @ 4:44PM
Drewbacca said...
Olivia was on her 3rd hour of the staring contest before Lauren informed her that her opponent was a mannequin.
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7-17-2009 @ 4:51PM
Aaron said...
This still was directed by Ingmar Bergman.
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7-17-2009 @ 4:55PM
James Stafford said...
Having herself been sodomized Santa Claus, you would think that Mrs. Gilmore would be less surprised by the sight of her boss making love to that guy from Dumb and Dumber.
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7-17-2009 @ 5:07PM
Drewbacca said...
"So wait......you're telling me that Decepticons can transform into people now? And Shia Lebouf goes to robot Heaven?? That's just STUPID!!"
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7-17-2009 @ 5:10PM
Drewbacca said...
As Lauren already knew, there really IS a Santa Claus! (Unfortunately, he's kind of a jerk)
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7-17-2009 @ 5:33PM
Nathan said...
"I know your new room doesn't look like much, but if we slap on a coat of paint, put up some posters, and chase off the naked Jeff Daniels heating up a can of beans over a garbage fire, it'll start to feel like home."
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7-17-2009 @ 5:59PM
Remy W. said...
We come to you for help and you're watching 2 Girls and a Cup? You're sick, so sick.
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7-17-2009 @ 5:59PM
Seikendensetsu said...
Even though Elizabeth was very anxious to fix her relationship with her daughter, she was beginning to doubt Mr. Faber's advice on team building after over an hour of "Synchronized Standing."
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7-17-2009 @ 6:26PM
sam said...
"I really WAS on Gilmore Girls....I suck!!"
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7-17-2009 @ 9:44PM
Gregory Rubinstein said...
"Juno, you're pregnant again?!"
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7-17-2009 @ 8:57PM
Eric said...
When the Answer Man revealed to her what she'd look like in 10 years, Olivia shat her pants.
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7-17-2009 @ 8:57PM
eric said...
They watched on as Rory and Juno were devoured by tigers, thinking only of the fame and stardom that was to follow this diabolical plot.
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