The Mother of All SciFi Movies: TerminEmpireTrekAliensFormers

by Kevin Kelly Jul 17th 2009 // 8:03PM

Filed under: Sci-Fi & Fantasy, Fandom, DIY/Filmmaking

Imagine if The Empire Strikes Back, Aliens, Terminator 2, Star Trek, Terminator Salvation, and Transformers 2 were all mashed up into one ginormous science fiction blowout extravaganza. It would be a huge trainwreck full of twisted metal, explosions, and a storyline that would make even Thomas Pynchon's head explode. There would be nothing left, and humanity would be doomed.

However, the trailer for said film might be digestible. YouTuber user FYWBreborn has concocted a mashup of these films into something resembling Michael Bay's wet dream, and here it is for the masses to see. Take a look after the jump as he melds scene after scene together in what would be the most expensive film ever seen, and listen to the faint sounds of a million faboys crying out in terror and suddenly being silenced.

And when you're done with that, check out his Pineapple of Solace mashup trailer, which ain't bad either.

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Tags: Aliens, Star Trek, Star Wars, StarTrek, StarWars, Termination Salvation, TerminationSalvation, Terminator 2, Terminator2, The Empire Strikes Back, TheEmpireStrikesBack, Transformers, Transformers 2, Transformers2

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Reader Comments (Page 1 of 1)

7-17-2009 @ 8:36PM

Tom said...

I'm sorry but that was stupid. Just a noisy montage of catch bits with a cliched musical overlay. Couldn't even watch the whole thing... was too worried I'd get a headache.

7-20-2009 @ 10:11AM

Kevin said...

Same here. I made it to about the 2 minute mark and gave up. All this guy did was rapidly edit together some of the coolest scenes from each movie and then play music over them. Big deal. Why is cinematical posting this?

7-17-2009 @ 9:18PM

BondsBabe said...

I have to say Pineapple of Solace was hilarious. That one was done very well. Gave me a good laugh. :)

7-17-2009 @ 10:53PM

Stan Winsome said...

Arg- senseless visual noise...

7-18-2009 @ 11:26AM

Andy said...

Well, that kinda sucked.

Transforminators is much better - look it up on Youtube.

7-20-2009 @ 10:27AM

ML said...

Don't you mean TerminEmpireTrekAliensStarshipTroopFormers?

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