Insert Caption: Paper Heart
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Welcome back to another edition of Insert Caption -- the game I've heard turns into a little paper heart when you blow on it and whisper sweet nothings into its ear. Last week we asked you to churn out some caption love for that guinea pig action flick (I never thought I'd use those words to describe a movie, but here we are), G-Force. Though most of you came out in full force for this, unfortunately we could only choose one winner. So congrats go out to Michael S. for a caption that was so on-the-nose we couldn't help but crack up.
1. "These new parachutes haven't been field tested yet, so I need a volunteer, someone who can be a ... guinea pig." -- Michael S.
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This week we're taking a step away from the wacky guinea pigs and moving more towards a sweet, endearing indie about the trials and tribulations of falling in love. In Paper Heart, comedian Charlyne Yi travels the country in an attempt to figure out the true meaning of love -- all while dealing with a pushy, opinionated camera crew and the ups and downs of a potential real-life relationship with actor Michael Cera. Should you feel up to the caption-ing task, one lucky grand prize winner will walk away with one 16GB iPod touch, one Paper Heart soundtrack, one Paper Heart mini poster and one Paper Heart journal. Paper Heart hits theaters on August 7. Go see it ... and sound off below ...
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1. "These new parachutes haven't been field tested yet, so I need a volunteer, someone who can be a ... guinea pig." -- Michael S.
See full image and all captions
This week we're taking a step away from the wacky guinea pigs and moving more towards a sweet, endearing indie about the trials and tribulations of falling in love. In Paper Heart, comedian Charlyne Yi travels the country in an attempt to figure out the true meaning of love -- all while dealing with a pushy, opinionated camera crew and the ups and downs of a potential real-life relationship with actor Michael Cera. Should you feel up to the caption-ing task, one lucky grand prize winner will walk away with one 16GB iPod touch, one Paper Heart soundtrack, one Paper Heart mini poster and one Paper Heart journal. Paper Heart hits theaters on August 7. Go see it ... and sound off below ...
Read the official rules of this contest
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Reader Comments (Page 1 of 4)
7-31-2009 @ 3:40PM
Drewbacca said...
"Acckk........Your outfit is making me gag!!"
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8-08-2009 @ 12:11PM
Wayne said...
Drewbacca, you are only allowed a single entry each week. By submitting multiple entries, you are automatically disqualifying yourself. See the rules for details.
8-08-2009 @ 2:44PM
Drewbacca said...
I see where it states that anyone using software for multiple entriesis disqualified, but it only says one email per entry. (plus, I did win the one for "Up", and I had several submitted for that.)
I'll try to keep my entries to a minimum in the future, though.
8-12-2009 @ 4:05PM
Nathan said...
I think Drewbacca is right. You can post as many captions as you like. That's half the fun, I think - trying to come up with funny captions and reading the what other people come up with. I don't think there's anything in the rules preventing it, because I've seen a number of winners who submitted multiple ideas.
7-31-2009 @ 3:52PM
Drewbacca said...
While raising Elvis from the dead seemed like a good idea at the time, Charlyne hadn't accounted for the smell
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7-31-2009 @ 3:56PM
Drewbacca said...
Elvis: "Hey there pretty lady, could ya tell me where I can find a deep-fried cheeseburger pizza topped with chili........and LOTS of Vicodin?"
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7-31-2009 @ 4:01PM
Drewbacca said...
Charlyne: "I'm sorry '3000 Miles To Graceland' flopped Mr. Costner, but you have GOT to let it go!!"
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7-31-2009 @ 4:03PM
Drewbacca said...
Elvis: "I came out of hiding to finally embrace Michael Jackson as my son-in-law!"
Charlyne: "AWKWARD!!"
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7-31-2009 @ 4:05PM
Drewbacca said...
Unbeknown to most people, Elvis was a master of both martial arts and "The Force"
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7-31-2009 @ 4:06PM
Drewbacca said...
Elvis: "I find your lack of faith disturbing"
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7-31-2009 @ 4:18PM
Tommy L. said...
Oh man, the smell is so thick, you can practically taste it. What is that? Tree?
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7-31-2009 @ 4:31PM
CPav said...
Guy: Elvis who?
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7-31-2009 @ 4:41PM
TemporalSword said...
"No, see, that's just what we wanted everyone to THINK! Actually, I live just down the street, in this lovely little town home with Jimmy Hoffa, Richard Pryor and Anna Nicole. Michael Jackson just moved in last week!"
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7-31-2009 @ 4:40PM
quamper said...
Charlyne had a hard time believing the power of song over the human heart could possibly be stronger than the combination of a paisley jumpsuit and the stench of booze and drugs.
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7-31-2009 @ 4:40PM
Chupacabra said...
Come on, I was in Bubba Ho-tep.
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7-31-2009 @ 4:42PM
Kurt said...
Jailbait rock
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7-31-2009 @ 5:07PM
Tommy L. said...
Ugh! What is that smell? Who died? Oh.
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7-31-2009 @ 5:20PM
Chuck Y. said...
When I said I wanted someone more interesting then Micheal Cera I didn't think you guys would take it this far.
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7-31-2009 @ 5:46PM
Steven said...
Charlyne: "Okay Elvis, a little less conversation, a little more action please!"
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7-31-2009 @ 5:58PM
Yoda's House of Pancakes said...
Charlyne learned it took penicillin to cure herself of Elvis's "hunka hunka burnin' love".
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