Insert Caption: Spread
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Welcome back to another edition of Insert Caption -- the game that probably won't ask you to spread 'em if you've had one too many to drink. Last week we asked you to churn out something adorable for a photo from the little indie you just wanna hug, Paper Heart. Congrats go out to Tommy L., who won us over with some of that old reliable corpse humor.
1. "Ugh! What is that smell? Who died? Oh." -- Tommy L.
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This week we're rolling around in bed with Ashton Kutcher as he gets all sexed-up for his new film Spread, about a serial womanizer who finally meets his match. And because there can only be one Ashton Kutcher, we're giving away one grand prize to the person who provides the best caption for the photo below. That grand prize is (and it's a good one) one Blu-Ray DVD Player, one signed Spread poster and one collection of assorted Anchor Bay/Overture DVDs. Okay, maybe it's not as good as the kind of love Mr. Kutcher is receiving in the image below, but it's definitely a close second. Sound off below!
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1. "Ugh! What is that smell? Who died? Oh." -- Tommy L.
See full caption and all images
This week we're rolling around in bed with Ashton Kutcher as he gets all sexed-up for his new film Spread, about a serial womanizer who finally meets his match. And because there can only be one Ashton Kutcher, we're giving away one grand prize to the person who provides the best caption for the photo below. That grand prize is (and it's a good one) one Blu-Ray DVD Player, one signed Spread poster and one collection of assorted Anchor Bay/Overture DVDs. Okay, maybe it's not as good as the kind of love Mr. Kutcher is receiving in the image below, but it's definitely a close second. Sound off below!
Read the official rules for this contest
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Reader Comments (Page 1 of 4)
8-07-2009 @ 4:07PM
Drewbacca said...
In this scene: Anne Heche, Ashton Kutcher and Darwin from “G-Force”
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8-07-2009 @ 4:08PM
Drewbacca said...
A little known fact, many love triangles involving Tribbles end very, very badly
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8-07-2009 @ 4:08PM
Drewbacca said...
While the zombie Anne Heche was starving for delicious brains, she soon discovered her choice in victims proved fruitless
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8-07-2009 @ 4:08PM
Drewbacca said...
Anne: “Hey, I can hear the ocean!”
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8-07-2009 @ 4:09PM
Drewbacca said...
Anne: “HELLO??......Hello?......hello....” “ECHO!!...Echo!.….echo……”
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8-07-2009 @ 4:09PM
Drewbacca said...
Ashton’s thought: “If I just lay here and pretend to be dead, she’ll go away….right?.......RIGHT??”
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8-07-2009 @ 4:10PM
Drewbacca said...
In the event of near drowning, “mouth-to-ear resuscitation” will not work!
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8-07-2009 @ 4:10PM
Drewbacca said...
Anne: “Wow Ashton, you’re built just like my ex!”
Ashton: “Coleman Laffoon?”
Anne: “No, Ellen”
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8-07-2009 @ 4:13PM
Matthew said...
OK, but bite my neck before we start anything else. Maybe we can get some of those Twilight numbers if we fake it.
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8-07-2009 @ 4:18PM
Drewbacca said...
Anne: "We shouldn't do this, I'm 9 years older than you!
Ashton: "I understand. Is your mom single?"
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8-07-2009 @ 4:48PM
WJDR said...
Thankfully the director was able to pull Ashton away from tweeting, and posting demi in her granny panties to shoot a scene for Spread.
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8-07-2009 @ 4:49PM
James Stafford said...
"Don't worry, I won't tell you mom."
"Actually that was my wife...she was in Ghost."
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8-07-2009 @ 4:59PM
Drewbacca said...
And so the cougar fell in love with the lamb
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8-07-2009 @ 4:59PM
Mike said...
Your move, CNN.
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8-07-2009 @ 5:03PM
Jonathan Kuhn said...
"Man, I can't wait to tweet about this!"
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8-07-2009 @ 5:07PM
Mike said...
Page 46 of the new Abercrombie and Fitch catalog.
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8-07-2009 @ 5:08PM
Matt K said...
And, following suit once again, Ashton Kutcher has decided to venture into the sleek world of up class vampire movies.
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8-07-2009 @ 5:11PM
Mike said...
"If my eyes are closed, it's not cheating."
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8-07-2009 @ 5:14PM
Eric Havens said...
Early test of the anti-Ashton mesh suit.
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8-07-2009 @ 5:50PM
jacobracer said...
Ashton (thoughts): "Keep looking pleases, keep looking pleased. It will be over soon. I'm so tired of this, she's got to be girl #2347 that I've messed around with. Demi, I need your grandma touch now more than ever!"
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