Insert Caption: Shorts
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Welcome back to another edition of Insert Caption -- the game that would totally squeeze itself into a pair of hot pink short-shorts after a few drinks ... but don't tell anyone that. Last week we asked you to churn out a funny caption for a photo from The Time Traveler's Wife. Congrats go out to our three winners, all of whom should be commended for staying away from naked Arnold Schwarzenegger Terminator jokes.
1. "It's just kinda weird that you always seem to "re-appear" when I'm naked . . . ." -- Melissa V.
2. "And further into the future, I shave my head, get tribal tattoos all over, and blow up starships..." -- Joel M.
3. "It wouldn't really be a 'threesome' because the other guy would be me from the future." -- Bob D.
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This week we're taking things in a lighter direction in anticipation of Robert Rodriguez's new film, Shorts, about a kid who discovers a rainbow-colored rock that magically grants wishes. The one person who delivers the best caption this week will bounce away with one Shorts "Phlat" Ball, two backpacks, one green splat T-shirt, one lollipop, one sheet of stickers, one Frisbee, one beach ball, one hat and one yo-yo. As a bonus, two runners-up will also receive two backpacks, one green splat T-shirt, one lollipop, one sheet of stickers, one Frisbee, one beach ball, one hat and one yo-yo. So throw on those caption hats and sound off below ...
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1. "It's just kinda weird that you always seem to "re-appear" when I'm naked . . . ." -- Melissa V.
2. "And further into the future, I shave my head, get tribal tattoos all over, and blow up starships..." -- Joel M.
3. "It wouldn't really be a 'threesome' because the other guy would be me from the future." -- Bob D.
See full image and all captions
This week we're taking things in a lighter direction in anticipation of Robert Rodriguez's new film, Shorts, about a kid who discovers a rainbow-colored rock that magically grants wishes. The one person who delivers the best caption this week will bounce away with one Shorts "Phlat" Ball, two backpacks, one green splat T-shirt, one lollipop, one sheet of stickers, one Frisbee, one beach ball, one hat and one yo-yo. As a bonus, two runners-up will also receive two backpacks, one green splat T-shirt, one lollipop, one sheet of stickers, one Frisbee, one beach ball, one hat and one yo-yo. So throw on those caption hats and sound off below ...
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Reader Comments (Page 1 of 2)
8-21-2009 @ 4:37PM
CPav said...
No, I told you, we have one set of each. And it isn't incest if you share a body.
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8-21-2009 @ 5:18PM
Ryan said...
And I thought *I* would win the Halloween costume contest by wearing this yellow get up. Oh well, next year it is.
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8-21-2009 @ 5:20PM
Brent Todd said...
Ok I got it. Only one lollipop for the Cinematical prize pack.
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8-21-2009 @ 5:26PM
Mallory Lastinger said...
"Stop making people think that we are contagious!"
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8-21-2009 @ 5:27PM
Nathan said...
You want to know why I'm leaving you for him? One - he's not irradiated, and two - he's half the man you'll ever be.
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8-21-2009 @ 5:42PM
jason said...
Wow! You REALLY got in touch with your feminine side!
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8-21-2009 @ 7:05PM
The Michael S. said...
Next time we say there's a toxic spill...you better get here on time.
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8-21-2009 @ 7:32PM
Tommy L. said...
I will have you know Mellow Yellow, that this man here is my better half!
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8-21-2009 @ 7:37PM
Erik Carlson said...
I told you guys not to drink the punch!
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8-21-2009 @ 7:45PM
Tommy L. said...
Whoa! I'm sorry miss. I didn't mean to come between the two of you, I didn't realize you two were so close.
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8-21-2009 @ 7:49PM
Tommy L. said...
Table for one.
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8-21-2009 @ 11:03PM
Dan N. said...
Trust me, we'll never split.
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8-22-2009 @ 9:20AM
Remy W. said...
Find me the Batman.
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8-22-2009 @ 10:45AM
Melissa V said...
Don't worry dear, it's only the papparazzi. They wear these outfits now because of the whole Amy Winehouse "spitting incident".
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8-22-2009 @ 11:29AM
Zach B. said...
Two and a Half Men has really lowered its standards.
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8-22-2009 @ 11:36AM
Zack P said...
Jon Cryer reprises his role as Ducky alongside Molly Ringwald in the highly anticipated sequel, 'Pretty in Yellow'.
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8-22-2009 @ 12:04PM
Justin said...
Jon Cryer decided to no longer ride the coat tails of Charlie Sheen and his latest attempt at stardom was to physically attach himself to Leslie Mann.
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8-22-2009 @ 12:34PM
Dean said...
i think i parked my hazmat truck next to your half bmw half miata.
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8-22-2009 @ 12:53PM
DJ Heinlein said...
I'm sorry, but you have the wrong movie. This is NOT the sequel film to Monsters, Inc.!!
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8-22-2009 @ 8:35PM
Mike said...
When you guys said it was a 2 for 1 special THIS is not what I had in mind!!
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