Fan Made: Twisted Disney Princesses
Filed under: Disney, Fandom, Images
Ever since The Dark Knight, we've become obsessed with making things darker. Little Red Riding Hood? Make it darker! The Wizard of Oz? Dorothy should be cutting up the wicked witch with a chainsaw! Alice in Wonderland? Alice should be a meth-addicted stripper who's afraid of big hats! (Note: Don't fret, Alice is not a meth-addicted stripper in Tim Burton's upcoming adaptation, though I bet she exists somewhere in that form.) Thankfully we still have Disney and their arsenal of cute, charming, cuddly princesses. And since Disney would never in their right minds turn one of their beloved princesses into some sort of trashy, blood-thirsty sexpot, those of you who'd like to see what something like that would look like can now check out Jeffrey Thomas' pretty fantastic collection of Twisted Disney Princesses. Out of all his images, I think Snow White is my favorite -- but only because she comes equipped with seven nasty looking dwarf-trolls, all of whom would probably make up the greatest horror-comedy in history if anyone was ever a allowed to throw something like that together. I can picture it now: There's Sleepy passing out just as he's munching down on the severed head of his latest victim. Oh, and there's Dopey getting blood all over Snow White's brand new white leather sofa ... again!
Check out some of our favorites below, and the rest over at Jeffrey's page.
[via Neatorama, via ScarletScribe's Twitter]
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Reader Comments (Page 1 of 1)
8-25-2009 @ 1:42PM
Heavytoka said...
These are amazing!
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8-25-2009 @ 3:58PM
mdksun1@gmail.com said...
Right about now DisneyCorp is air-dropping legions of attorneys from fleets of C-130's onto the artist's studio.
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8-26-2009 @ 4:27AM
Bill said...
If you like them, copy them to your hard drive ASAP. Like mdksun posted, Dizney's lawyers don't make all that money for letting stuff like this get around.
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8-26-2009 @ 7:15PM
Direcrow said...
There IS a twisted version of Alice In Wonderland. It was a game by American McGee called Alice where she was a dark goth-like schitzo slicing evil denizens of Wonderland with a rusty knife and utilizing wicked toys as well.
Go to YouTube and view the game trailer. Search: American McGee Alice Game Trailer. It's deliciously WICKED!!!
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8-26-2009 @ 10:53PM
HelenaHermione said...
Now that is just scary...gives me goose-bumps, frightened me when I clicked on the thumbnails for the big images!
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