Insert Caption: The Final Destination
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Welcome back to another edition of Insert Caption -- the game I've heard is your final destination for all things awesome! Last week we asked you to drop your short captions for a photo from Robert Rodriguez's new film Shorts. Congrats go out to our three winners for being honest, respectful and -- what's that other word? -- oh yeah, funny.
1. "You want to know why I'm leaving you for him? One - he's not irradiated, and two - he's half the man you'll ever be." -- Nathan T.
2. "Next time we say there's a toxic spill ... you better get here on time." -- Michael S.
3. "Jon Cryer reprises his role as Ducky alongside Molly Ringwald in the highly anticipated sequel, Pretty in Yellow." -- Zack P.
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This week we're spilling some chills and thrills in honor of that larger-than-life horror sequel The Final Destination (now with more 3D!), which hits theaters this weekend. Assuming death doesn't come knocking on their doors, the folks behind our three favorite captions this week will walk away with one crystal light-up key chain with 3D face, one emergency car tool kit, one women's indigo skull t-shirt, one men's green skull t-shirt and one set of The Final Destination luggage tags. Keep in mind that we're looking for captions that are funny, smart and quirky, and not captions that are mean-spirited and disrespectful. Here's hoping you maniacs know the difference. Sound off below ...

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1. "You want to know why I'm leaving you for him? One - he's not irradiated, and two - he's half the man you'll ever be." -- Nathan T.2. "Next time we say there's a toxic spill ... you better get here on time." -- Michael S.
3. "Jon Cryer reprises his role as Ducky alongside Molly Ringwald in the highly anticipated sequel, Pretty in Yellow." -- Zack P.
See full image and all captions
This week we're spilling some chills and thrills in honor of that larger-than-life horror sequel The Final Destination (now with more 3D!), which hits theaters this weekend. Assuming death doesn't come knocking on their doors, the folks behind our three favorite captions this week will walk away with one crystal light-up key chain with 3D face, one emergency car tool kit, one women's indigo skull t-shirt, one men's green skull t-shirt and one set of The Final Destination luggage tags. Keep in mind that we're looking for captions that are funny, smart and quirky, and not captions that are mean-spirited and disrespectful. Here's hoping you maniacs know the difference. Sound off below ...

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Reader Comments (Page 1 of 3)
8-28-2009 @ 4:37PM
BeingBrad said...
James Cameron was so right. The Avatar trailer is WAY better in IMAX 3D!
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8-28-2009 @ 5:14PM
Kurt said...
The two teenagers were amazed--they'd never seen 3D fire before.
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8-28-2009 @ 5:21PM
Carol S said...
The fans react as the NY Mets take the field.
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8-30-2009 @ 2:17AM
deathxrebirth said...
I LOLed
8-28-2009 @ 5:31PM
Remy W. said...
Whoa, mom and dad were right. You will go blind if we keep doing that.
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8-28-2009 @ 5:35PM
danny quinlan said...
i know, im shocked they made a fourth one too
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8-28-2009 @ 5:36PM
Ashley said...
Keep looking at me like that and I'll light the other nipple on fire too!
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8-28-2009 @ 5:52PM
Thomas Corhern said...
It was at that moment that they finally realized that the Fourth of July barbecue was about to be a disaster... for the 10th year in a row.
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8-28-2009 @ 6:03PM
Eric Sun said...
Who microwaves popcorn for four minutes?? Way to ruin another movie night!
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8-28-2009 @ 6:03PM
Liam said...
"See I told you that's what happens when you have one too many and start a fart lighting contest!
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8-28-2009 @ 6:05PM
Chuck Y. said...
Wait... is that Little Nicky?
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8-28-2009 @ 8:00PM
adib said...
I told you not to make that deal with the Devil. A Cubs World Series Championship? You should have asked for something good.
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8-28-2009 @ 9:08PM
Bruce said...
This is what happens when Michael Bay directs a 3D film
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8-29-2009 @ 12:26PM
Chris Uecke said...
The Doctor said the medication might have side effects,but he didn't mention peeing fire as one of them!!!!
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8-28-2009 @ 10:38PM
Rodney said...
Disney went up on the tickets again...what's next Mickey Mouse with a flamethrower...to late
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8-28-2009 @ 10:45PM
Jon said...
Oh crap they made Saw VI, i hate when movies outlive their ability to be interesting
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8-29-2009 @ 1:01AM
snoopymaniac said...
Fire is like a T-REX if you stop moving it will leave you alone.
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8-29-2009 @ 1:22AM
Michael Beck said...
Holy crap! I'm spontaneously combusting again!
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8-29-2009 @ 2:16AM
pcdsim said...
OMG! You mean to tell me the last one wasn't final? Or the last one before that? Or the last last one before that?
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8-29-2009 @ 6:04AM
Craig said...
"Hey where are you guys all going? Don't leave the theatre! We promise this is the FINAL Final Destination movie!"
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