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Welcome back to another edition of Insert Caption -- the game that has way more than 9 lives, but isn't in the mood to find out just how many it has left. Last week we asked you to churn out some creepy hilarity for a photo from The Final Destination. Congrats to our three winners, all of whom managed to stick around long enough to accept their rewards. (P.S. You're all on your own from here.)
1. "It was at that moment that they finally realized the Fourth of July barbecue was about to be a disaster ... for the 10th year in a row." -- Thomas C.
2. "Free Flamethrower Day will not go down as one of the stadium's better promotional giveaways." -- Michael S.
3. "James Cameron was so right. The Avatar trailer is WAY better in IMAX 3D!" -- Brad S.
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This week we're taking a strange left turn and heading toward Shane Acker's gorgeous-looking upcoming animated fantasy epic, 9, which was produced by Tim Burton and Timur Bekmambetov, and arrives in theaters (with a voice cast that includes Elijah Wood, John C. Reilly, Jennifer Connelly, Christopher Plummer, Crispin Glover and Martin Landau) on September 9th (or 9/9/09). The folks behind our three favorite captions this week will skip away with one 9 movie soundtrack, one 9 book, one 9 mini poster and one set of collectible trading cards. You know what to do next ...

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1. "It was at that moment that they finally realized the Fourth of July barbecue was about to be a disaster ... for the 10th year in a row." -- Thomas C.2. "Free Flamethrower Day will not go down as one of the stadium's better promotional giveaways." -- Michael S.
3. "James Cameron was so right. The Avatar trailer is WAY better in IMAX 3D!" -- Brad S.
See full image and all captions
This week we're taking a strange left turn and heading toward Shane Acker's gorgeous-looking upcoming animated fantasy epic, 9, which was produced by Tim Burton and Timur Bekmambetov, and arrives in theaters (with a voice cast that includes Elijah Wood, John C. Reilly, Jennifer Connelly, Christopher Plummer, Crispin Glover and Martin Landau) on September 9th (or 9/9/09). The folks behind our three favorite captions this week will skip away with one 9 movie soundtrack, one 9 book, one 9 mini poster and one set of collectible trading cards. You know what to do next ...

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Reader Comments (Page 1 of 3)
9-15-2009 @ 10:00PM
James Cunningham said...
And they're not implants either.
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9-04-2009 @ 3:08PM
michael fisher said...
Now I know how Indy felt!
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9-04-2009 @ 3:25PM
hoosh said...
You're worried about getting yours caught in your fly? HAVE YOU SEEN THIS THING!!
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9-04-2009 @ 3:48PM
Thomas Corhern said...
Definitely, definitely late for Wapner. Can't miss Judge Wapner.
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9-04-2009 @ 8:19PM
Mike F. said...
Its a suppository. Retreat!!!
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9-04-2009 @ 4:25PM
Drewbacca said...
Not convinced "Kingdom of the Crystal Skull" adequately destroyed the Indiana Jones franchise, Spielberg's idea to re-shoot "Raiders of the Lost Ark" using only sock-puppets would surely do the trick!
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9-04-2009 @ 4:36PM
jason said...
Run! It's the giant glowing pommegranite of death!
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9-04-2009 @ 4:39PM
Drewbacca said...
Is it me, or are these new "Sex Ed." videos getting more and more bizarre?
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9-04-2009 @ 4:43PM
jeff said...
Run, the sphincters getting closer.
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9-04-2009 @ 5:53PM
Corey said...
Run! It's Michael Bays nightmares!
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9-04-2009 @ 5:09PM
quamper said...
Apparently there are worse things than being caught with your fly down
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9-04-2009 @ 5:37PM
Randy M. said...
It's Pixar, RUN!!!
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9-04-2009 @ 5:33PM
David said...
You'd think with eyes the size of these we would have seen that thing in enough time to get the hell out of here!
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9-04-2009 @ 5:35PM
The Michael S. said...
You know the Muppets never had to put up with this kind of stuff.
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9-04-2009 @ 5:36PM
Roy B said...
Now you see why you must FULLY follow the instructions before your next colonoscopy.
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9-04-2009 @ 5:43PM
Bobby Booey said...
Not sure he destroyed enough childhood memories with the release of the Star Wars Special Editions, George Lucas prepares to unleash on the world his "upgraded" Special Edition version of Raider Of The Lost Ark.
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9-04-2009 @ 5:43PM
Max said...
Fine, you were right! Burritos were a very bad idea!
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9-04-2009 @ 6:14PM
steven rojas said...
" for the last time when a woman asks you if she looks fat... never ever be honest"
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9-05-2009 @ 2:38AM
PW said...
No. 9 runs from the aftermath of the No. 2.
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9-04-2009 @ 6:28PM
Jason Lawless said...
"Geez, I didn't realize the colon went this far." said number 2. "Colon?" number 1 replied, "I thought you said GHOSTbusters!"
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