Insert Caption: The Burning Plain
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Welcome back to another edition of Insert Caption -- the game that burns and yearns for your attention like the little toddler that it is. Last week we asked you to spit out a funny caption for the new animated flick 9, which hit theaters earlier this week. Congrats go out to our three winners -- none of whom I would trust to save us during a robot invasion.
1. "Alas, the Muppet version of The Fugitive didn't fare too well at the box office." -- Drew B.
2. "And this is why every time you do the laundry, you lose at least one sock." -- Carol S.
3. "Are you sure this is the same hole that Alice fell down?". -- Mallory G.
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This week we're looking for you to bond with the upcoming emotional drama The Burning Plain (in theaters September 18), which stars Kim Basinger and Charlize Theron. The multi-talented Guillermo Arriaga (who wrote Amores perros, 21 Grams and Babel) makes his directorial debut here with a film that's sure to tug at your heartstrings. The folks behind our three favorite captions this week will walk away with one signed The Burning Plain poster, two Landmark theater tickets and one Magnolia DVD prize pack containing: Two Lovers, The Life Before Her Eyes and What Just Happened. Sound off below ...

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1. "Alas, the Muppet version of The Fugitive didn't fare too well at the box office." -- Drew B.2. "And this is why every time you do the laundry, you lose at least one sock." -- Carol S.
3. "Are you sure this is the same hole that Alice fell down?". -- Mallory G.
See full image and all captions
This week we're looking for you to bond with the upcoming emotional drama The Burning Plain (in theaters September 18), which stars Kim Basinger and Charlize Theron. The multi-talented Guillermo Arriaga (who wrote Amores perros, 21 Grams and Babel) makes his directorial debut here with a film that's sure to tug at your heartstrings. The folks behind our three favorite captions this week will walk away with one signed The Burning Plain poster, two Landmark theater tickets and one Magnolia DVD prize pack containing: Two Lovers, The Life Before Her Eyes and What Just Happened. Sound off below ...

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Reader Comments (Page 1 of 2)
9-11-2009 @ 6:48PM
Jonathan Kuhn said...
DP: Jesus Christ, this shot's so bright I just went blind!
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9-11-2009 @ 7:09PM
Zach B said...
'Don't look at me like that, it's not my fault the director didn't photoshop out these lens flares.'
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9-11-2009 @ 7:05PM
Steve R. said...
Even as the nuclear bombs fell, their resolve to win the staring contest increased.
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9-11-2009 @ 7:07PM
Paul said...
'Alright Charlize, I am sorry for making 'I hate Valentines Day'. Happy now?'
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9-11-2009 @ 7:17PM
Tommy L. said...
You're a bright guy, but you're going to need to lighten up.
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9-11-2009 @ 7:20PM
Anthony said...
I loved you on Sex and the City.
I would love you to.....in Hancock. I loved you in Hancock.
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9-11-2009 @ 7:25PM
DJ Heinlein said...
I wish I knew how to light you (better).
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9-11-2009 @ 7:27PM
Stan Winsome said...
Why John Corbett? He's kinda one-note...
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9-11-2009 @ 7:32PM
Todd Gordon said...
Dinner? Yeah, I know this little Greek place...
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9-11-2009 @ 7:42PM
Drewbacca said...
Yes, these are Lincoln Logs. What did you think I meant??
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9-11-2009 @ 7:50PM
Liam said...
Remember that time at the beginning of the movie when you were naked. That was awesome.
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9-11-2009 @ 8:42PM
Thomas said...
I'm sorry, your line or mine?
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9-11-2009 @ 8:43PM
dwayne walters said...
I have to take a moment to tell you...umm... that a .... nuclear warhead just exploded behind you and we're about to die! Hey is that a lead-lined fridge appliance store?? sweet! Thanks Indy!
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9-11-2009 @ 8:47PM
Kurt said...
Doesn't Ah-nold look thin with the light behind him like that?
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9-11-2009 @ 10:49PM
Eric said...
She'd be cute, if it weren't for that chunk of celery between her teeth...
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9-11-2009 @ 11:05PM
Mike F. said...
Michael Bay's Shakespeare was one 360 degree camera pan short of being complete.
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9-12-2009 @ 2:01AM
Garrett said...
Even untidy hair and an ugly jacket can't make Charlize Theron look average, she's just too beautiful. Find me the guy who did Monster.
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9-12-2009 @ 2:10AM
Carlos Shabo said...
really Charlize......Hancock2?
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9-13-2009 @ 7:31PM
Gregory Rubinstein said...
If I tilt my head to the side, she kind of looks like Carrie
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9-12-2009 @ 2:40PM
Mallory said...
"Do you remember my character in Hancock? Well, call me crazy one more time and you definitely will."
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