Insert Caption: Saw VI
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Welcome back to another installment in our ongoing award-winning (imaginary, that is) Insert Caption contest -- where you provide the funny caption and we provide the deadly maniacal trap for you to escape from after claiming victory. Wait, different contest. Let me try again: You provide the funny caption and we provide the totally awesome movie-related prize package! That's better. Last week we asked you to churn out a caption for a photo from Law Abiding Citizen. Congrats go out to our two winners for obeying our laws and taking home some sweet swag. That third winner? Oh, well, let's just say they crossed state lines and, um, won't be playing anymore. Ahem. Kidding. Or am I?
1. "It was the biggest regret of his life to choose a candy bracelet as his last meal. Well, second biggest..." -- Chris O.
2. "TONIGHT, WE DINE... um, in the cafeteria... with the other inmates..." -- Ben M.
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This week we're welcoming back our good friend (and world-renowned serial killer) Jigsaw, who, as luck would have it, decided to grace us with his presence for a sixth time with the film Saw VI. (Cue people screaming while trying to escape from some crazy, convoluted death trap.) The three lucky folks behind our favorite captions this week will (assuming they survive) walk away with one Saw VI t-shirt, one Saw VI poster, one Saw VI syringe pen and one Saw VI lollipop. Sound off below!
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1. "It was the biggest regret of his life to choose a candy bracelet as his last meal. Well, second biggest..." -- Chris O.
2. "TONIGHT, WE DINE... um, in the cafeteria... with the other inmates..." -- Ben M.
See full image and all captions
This week we're welcoming back our good friend (and world-renowned serial killer) Jigsaw, who, as luck would have it, decided to grace us with his presence for a sixth time with the film Saw VI. (Cue people screaming while trying to escape from some crazy, convoluted death trap.) The three lucky folks behind our favorite captions this week will (assuming they survive) walk away with one Saw VI t-shirt, one Saw VI poster, one Saw VI syringe pen and one Saw VI lollipop. Sound off below!
Read the official rules for this contest
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Reader Comments (Page 1 of 16)
10-16-2009 @ 4:22PM
Zack P said...
The actors just went with the director's eccentric depiction of the crucifixion of Jesus.
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10-16-2009 @ 4:24PM
David B said...
This is not a very good Halloween Horror Nights this year.
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10-16-2009 @ 4:38PM
Anis said...
Hey can you help me out? Can you please unzip my pants, I really need to go to the.....oh.......nevermind.
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10-16-2009 @ 4:35PM
Kurt said...
"Oh great," thought Todd, "there's someone else here wearing the EXACT SAME costume as me."
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10-20-2009 @ 6:40PM
tommy said...
don't our helmets make us look like were in the NFL?
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10-16-2009 @ 4:46PM
Drewbacca said...
Is it me, or is Cirque du Soleil getting more and more disturbing?
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10-16-2009 @ 5:23PM
Anthony said...
"Um, I don't mean to be a bother....but your fly is down."
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10-16-2009 @ 5:01PM
C.A. said...
"We have to rehearse the choreography until it's perfect if we want the opening night of "Nuclear Holocaust: The Musical" to be a hit!"
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10-16-2009 @ 5:01PM
Drewbacca said...
Like every Thanksgiving at Marilyn Manson's house, no one could pass the peas
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10-16-2009 @ 5:03PM
James Greene said...
After running out of ridiculous death trabs, Jigsaw has decided to inspire a superior workout plan with the all new BowFlex 2010!
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10-16-2009 @ 5:04PM
Dean said...
This is the worst root canal i've ever had to get.
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10-16-2009 @ 5:05PM
James Greene said...
He meant death TRAPS, not trabs... Get spellcheck!
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10-16-2009 @ 5:46PM
rex said...
Jake soon regretted signing up to be a member of the test audience for the new Saw film.
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10-16-2009 @ 5:55PM
Shannon Travis said...
Introducing ABC's new fall game show- "Extreme Simon Says"
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10-16-2009 @ 6:01PM
Phil said...
"I chose new car. What scent did you pick?"
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10-16-2009 @ 6:23PM
Mike P said...
" I caught a fish this big"
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10-16-2009 @ 6:24PM
Daryl said...
"I told you it was a bad idea to go to that Marilin Manson concert"
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10-16-2009 @ 6:25PM
Charles said...
Hannibal I am Your Father lets go get a bite after this
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10-16-2009 @ 6:26PM
andrew said...
"listen dude if you dont want to talk thats fine"
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10-16-2009 @ 6:30PM
joshua said...
they say rasie your arms if your sure yeah im sure he smells like death warmded over
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