Insert Caption: Bad Lieutenant: Port of Call New Orleans
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Welcome back to another edition of Insert Caption -- the game that, on a good day, is as bad as a corrupt, drug-addicted lieutenant from New Orleans. Oh, you don't wanna know what it's like on a bad day. Last week we asked you to torture us with captions for a photo from the latest Saw installment, Saw VI (in theaters now). Over 300 folks came out for this one, but unfortunately only three survived our evil, sadistic tests.
1. "Introducing ABC's new fall game show- "Extreme Simon Says" -- Shannon T.
2. "Hang out with Jigsaw, they said." -- Jordan K.
3. "Jerry seemed very upset when someone showed up to his Halloween party after having copied his marionette costume idea exactly." -- Abigail M.
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This week we're celebrating Werner Herzog's wild and crazy kinda-sorta remakeof Abel Ferrara's dark, cold and twisted 1992 film Bad Lieutenant. This time around, it's called Bad Lieutenant: Port of Call New Orleans, and instead of Harvey Keitel, we get a crazy-to-the-bone Nicolas Cage. The film is due in theaters on November 20th, but the winners of this week's caption contest get to see it a drop earlier as two grand prize winners will each receive two tickets to the AFI premiere of Bad Lieutenant: Port of Call New Orleans in Los Angeles and two tickets to the Bad Lieutenant: Port of Call New Orleans after-party. One runner up will also receive one Bad Lieutenant: Port of Call New Orleans photography book signed by director Werner Herzog's wife and book photographer Lena Herzog.
Note: Prize DOES NOT include transportation to/from the premiere and after-party in LA. Winners are responsible for all costs associated with getting to/from the premiere. You also have to be over 21 in order to attend the premiere and after party.
Sound off below!
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1. "Introducing ABC's new fall game show- "Extreme Simon Says" -- Shannon T.2. "Hang out with Jigsaw, they said." -- Jordan K.
3. "Jerry seemed very upset when someone showed up to his Halloween party after having copied his marionette costume idea exactly." -- Abigail M.
See full image and all captions
This week we're celebrating Werner Herzog's wild and crazy kinda-sorta remakeof Abel Ferrara's dark, cold and twisted 1992 film Bad Lieutenant. This time around, it's called Bad Lieutenant: Port of Call New Orleans, and instead of Harvey Keitel, we get a crazy-to-the-bone Nicolas Cage. The film is due in theaters on November 20th, but the winners of this week's caption contest get to see it a drop earlier as two grand prize winners will each receive two tickets to the AFI premiere of Bad Lieutenant: Port of Call New Orleans in Los Angeles and two tickets to the Bad Lieutenant: Port of Call New Orleans after-party. One runner up will also receive one Bad Lieutenant: Port of Call New Orleans photography book signed by director Werner Herzog's wife and book photographer Lena Herzog.
Note: Prize DOES NOT include transportation to/from the premiere and after-party in LA. Winners are responsible for all costs associated with getting to/from the premiere. You also have to be over 21 in order to attend the premiere and after party.
Sound off below!
Read the official rules for this contest
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Reader Comments (Page 1 of 2)
10-23-2009 @ 4:34PM
Leslie said...
And if you look just over there, you can see where my career bombed...
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10-23-2009 @ 4:47PM
Eric Havens said...
"And after all that, it turned out that I was the Wicker Man"
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10-23-2009 @ 4:52PM
Mike said...
He figured he had a shot with her as long as she didn't turn around and actually see him.
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10-23-2009 @ 5:02PM
Mike said...
"Now, just as soon as those clouds break the sunlight will hit my skin and I will spontaneously combust."
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10-23-2009 @ 5:11PM
Todd G. said...
Yes, it is a gun in my pocket and I am glad to see you.
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10-23-2009 @ 6:04PM
Nacho said...
"Okay, now picture me, but less pale, and not quite balding, and quite a bit younger..."
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10-23-2009 @ 5:47PM
Remy W. said...
I had the boys mock up the poster to our next movie. I call it "Dress/ Off".
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10-23-2009 @ 5:52PM
Zach B said...
That's it... clear your mind, think of something pleasant, and forget all about being in Ghost Rider with me.
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10-23-2009 @ 5:57PM
David B said...
If you look way over there, past the fallen trees, you can see where George Bush didn't care about black people.
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10-23-2009 @ 5:56PM
Tommy L. said...
OK, in the final scene of Ghost Rider 2 you're going to run to me, over there, and say "aren't you a hot head."
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10-23-2009 @ 5:59PM
Tommy L. said...
So you're saying if I stand here like this I can get a tan just like yours?
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10-23-2009 @ 6:10PM
WJDR said...
Nic Cage shows Eva Mendez one of the many homes he has up for sale to pay off the IRS.
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10-23-2009 @ 6:24PM
Mike said...
They watched helpless as his good judgment flew out the window.
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10-23-2009 @ 6:44PM
Bubbameister33 (Confused by Fanboyism) said...
Are those bees coming in our direction?
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10-23-2009 @ 7:46PM
Nate said...
(Whispering) No matter how many times you ask, we're not refinancing your home loan.
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10-25-2009 @ 9:44AM
joe said...
Just don't let that leopard eat me, honey!!!
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10-23-2009 @ 9:16PM
paul said...
I lost my train of thought...what was I saying?
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10-23-2009 @ 9:30PM
steven rojas said...
"see.. who says that sex with clothes on is not hot?
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10-23-2009 @ 10:02PM
Christian M. Howell said...
The tour guide enjoys the thought but it's the other hand that's making her smile.
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10-23-2009 @ 10:09PM
Chris said...
If you look carefully, just over that hill you can see the one person who thought Ghost Rider was a good movie.
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