Insert Caption: The Men Who Stare at Goats
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Welcome back to another installment of Insert Caption -- the game that spent the past 36 hours staring at goats only to walk away with nothing but a migraine and a funky odor on its clothing. (Oh yes, games wear clothes -- you didn't know?) Last week we asked you to get in touch with your Cagey side and spit out a caption for a photo from Bad Lieutenant: Port of Call New Orleans, starring Nicolas Cage as the kind of guy you really don't want to have to buy Christmas gifts for. Congrats to our three winners for their inspired (and hilarious) captions!
1. "I had the boys mock up the poster to our next movie. I call it "Dress/ Off". -- Remy W.
2. "I know that it sounds romantic and all, but I'm not going to fight that bear for you." - Daniel M.
3. "Just don't let that leopard eat me, honey!!!" -- Joe P.
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This week we're joining George Clooney in a goat staring contest as he throws on his strange dude hat for a role in The Men Who Stare at Goats, which brings its army full of paranormal military wackjobs to theaters on November 6th. The folks behind our three favorite captions this week will walk away with one The Men Who Stare at Goats book and one The Men Who Stare at Goats T-shirt. (Hint: If you stare at the below photo long enough, you may come up with the winning caption.) Sound off below ...
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1. "I had the boys mock up the poster to our next movie. I call it "Dress/ Off". -- Remy W.2. "I know that it sounds romantic and all, but I'm not going to fight that bear for you." - Daniel M.
3. "Just don't let that leopard eat me, honey!!!" -- Joe P.
See full image and all captions
This week we're joining George Clooney in a goat staring contest as he throws on his strange dude hat for a role in The Men Who Stare at Goats, which brings its army full of paranormal military wackjobs to theaters on November 6th. The folks behind our three favorite captions this week will walk away with one The Men Who Stare at Goats book and one The Men Who Stare at Goats T-shirt. (Hint: If you stare at the below photo long enough, you may come up with the winning caption.) Sound off below ...
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Reader Comments (Page 1 of 3)
10-30-2009 @ 4:20PM
Drewbacca said...
Due to budget cutbacks, the military's combat training is now limited to "wax on, wax off."
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10-30-2009 @ 4:30PM
WlknDisaster said...
Sooo, what'll it be this time: patty cake or Miss Mary Mack?
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10-30-2009 @ 4:34PM
d walters said...
After much tension, they had made it to the fifth and final round of the patty cake finals!!!
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10-30-2009 @ 4:36PM
Kurt said...
Part of a secret government program to... bake me a cake as fast as you can.
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10-30-2009 @ 4:37PM
Zachary Bressler said...
The Men Who Stare at Each Other
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11-05-2009 @ 5:05PM
Dude said...
A direct result of Clinton's "Don't Ask... Don't Tell" policy!
10-30-2009 @ 4:43PM
Wexler said...
When Clooney and Spacey signed on to star in The Men Who Stare at Goats, they never imagined the "intense action sequence" would turn out to be a prolonged slap fight.
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10-30-2009 @ 4:50PM
robert said...
"O.K. so this is the church, and this is the steeple?"
"Not like that, put your fingers in or when you open the doors you won't see all the people."
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10-30-2009 @ 4:59PM
Nick said...
...Then when you hold up your hands, it looks kinda like a vagina!
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10-30-2009 @ 6:01PM
Art Amann said...
For the 2012 London Olympics, Patty Cake must now include the Care Bare Stare.
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10-30-2009 @ 5:42PM
eric blair said...
Roger Rabbit was never the same after he saw this picture.
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10-30-2009 @ 5:44PM
Rich said...
Testing the limits of Don't Ask, Don't tell with the Force Field game.
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10-30-2009 @ 5:46PM
Roy B said...
The patty-cake stance requires the most intense concentration of all hand-to-hand combat moves.
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10-30-2009 @ 5:49PM
Remy W. said...
Their enthusiasm for being finalists in the mustache contest is tempered by the fact that they both look like tools.
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10-30-2009 @ 6:30PM
Gregory Rubinstein said...
The military's new rule: bow to your opponent before attacking them.
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10-30-2009 @ 6:34PM
John Roberts said...
Things are way different in basic training when you join the Elite Gay Army.
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10-30-2009 @ 6:31PM
Don K. said...
Dude... STOP copying me!
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10-30-2009 @ 6:34PM
John Roberts said...
In this business hug...
(Tim & Eric ref. is definitely worth a prize...)
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10-30-2009 @ 6:39PM
John Roberts said...
The mirror game is a fun acting game to play in Army Acting Class...as long as you know and trust your partner implicitly.
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10-30-2009 @ 6:54PM
Ethan said...
Who can stand the fake fire's heat longest?
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