Insert Caption: Transylmania
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Welcome back to another edition of Insert Caption -- the game that's always wondered why vampires don't carry any nasty diseases with all the blood they drink. Last week we asked you to churn out some pirated captions for a photo from the new film Pirate Radio (in theaters now). Congrats go out to our three winners for broadcasting their unique sense of humor across these fabulous internets.
1. "Everyone thought it would be a great idea if he changed his name to Phillip Claus Hoffman. They knew it was time to stop drinking..." -- John R.
2. "The chances of two of them showing up with the same hairstyle was one thing, but all three? That called for another round." -- Charles P.
3. "It took a while to decorate, but it was all worth it when he got them drunk enough to believe it was Christmas." -- Ben M.
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This week we're celebrating an upcoming vampire spoof comedy called Transylmania (in theaters December 4th), which follows a group of college kids who decide to do a semester abroad in Romania (who wants to go to school in Romania?), and learn that if strange eclectic food won't kill them, a hungry group of vampires will. The blood suckers behind our three favorite captions this week will limp away with one Transylmania hat, one Transylmania button and one Transylmania mini poster. Sound off below ... and try not to, um, suck.

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1. "Everyone thought it would be a great idea if he changed his name to Phillip Claus Hoffman. They knew it was time to stop drinking..." -- John R.2. "The chances of two of them showing up with the same hairstyle was one thing, but all three? That called for another round." -- Charles P.
3. "It took a while to decorate, but it was all worth it when he got them drunk enough to believe it was Christmas." -- Ben M.
See full image and all captions
This week we're celebrating an upcoming vampire spoof comedy called Transylmania (in theaters December 4th), which follows a group of college kids who decide to do a semester abroad in Romania (who wants to go to school in Romania?), and learn that if strange eclectic food won't kill them, a hungry group of vampires will. The blood suckers behind our three favorite captions this week will limp away with one Transylmania hat, one Transylmania button and one Transylmania mini poster. Sound off below ... and try not to, um, suck.

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Reader Comments (Page 1 of 2)
11-13-2009 @ 5:18PM
Jason Allen said...
Okay, next time we play truth or dare, you say TRUTH!
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11-13-2009 @ 5:35PM
Kurt said...
When you said you had a three-foot "little man", this is NOT what I thought you meant.
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11-13-2009 @ 5:51PM
rle4lunch said...
"This time make sure you check for H1N1, that last one you brought me was nearly the death of me!!!"
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11-13-2009 @ 6:54PM
Batzarro said...
"I'm sorry, lady, but I'm just a Repoman doing my job. I'm gonna have to take him away."
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11-13-2009 @ 7:23PM
paul said...
It's my little Dick, why do you ask?
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11-13-2009 @ 7:35PM
Remy W. said...
You said if I agreed to your Dumb and Dumber fantasy that would be the end of it!
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11-13-2009 @ 8:24PM
d wayne said...
Don't point at it! Yes, the midget's here but we are still short the donkey, the zebra, 2 clowns and the racecar! He just won't get excited until everyone's here and you pointing at him isn't helping!
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11-13-2009 @ 10:25PM
John Roberts said...
Best re-run of Springer. Ever.
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11-13-2009 @ 10:25PM
John Roberts said...
I'm not saying that he's not your son because you have different hair colors. I'm just saying we should get the blood test just in case...
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11-14-2009 @ 12:00AM
Maude Beauregard said...
How many times do I have to tell you??? Theres no playing with your little willy in bed!
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11-14-2009 @ 1:20AM
Mark Harvey said...
How many times do I need to say it? Stop bringing regular size people home with you. Now, put his shirt back on and send him away.
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11-14-2009 @ 11:11AM
Aaron said...
I don't care about the da plane da plane, go away!
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11-14-2009 @ 5:24AM
Nebbyn said...
It was at this point that Olaf realized his rumspringa was a bit out of control.
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11-14-2009 @ 10:10AM
Jonathan said...
"Look honey, it's Mini Me!!!"
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11-14-2009 @ 9:41AM
Zebbo said...
No, I said "I wanted to see your WIDGET!"...
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11-14-2009 @ 10:21AM
robert barrere said...
"you said he wasn't happy, so which one is he."
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11-14-2009 @ 11:12AM
Christian M. Howell said...
I thought we agreed: No Midgets. We're married now.
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11-14-2009 @ 11:54AM
steven rojas said...
" honey we've been dating for a while now... don't you think is time to let the midget out of the bedroom?
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11-14-2009 @ 1:47PM
Darlene Serrano said...
I told you already......NO MORE LITTLE PEOPLE they are not children.......therefore not fresh!
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11-14-2009 @ 2:27PM
Papa said...
"No, I'm not the twin who enjoys threesomes with midgets!"
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