The Last Word(s) on 'Twilight' Belong to Kevin Smith
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You've read all the reviews and interviews, and watched all the spoof videos. Most of you reading this have probably already watched the film, too. Today, as The Twilight Saga: New Moon finally reaches theaters, it sorta feels like the day after Christmas -- all this hype, work and constant coverage building up to the release of just one film ... and then it's over. Now the "real" fans will begin their endless geeked-out debates on their own fansites, and the rest of us will talk about the film's boffo box office while preparing for three weeks worth of nonstop promo for JAMES F*CKING CAMERON'S AVATAR! ROAR!
So while you drink the last of your blood energy drink, and begin breaking down the Bella and Edward Nativity Scene that's currently on your front lawn, why not let our good buddy Kevin Smith have the last word on all things Twilight. During his panel at this past San Diego Comic-Con, Smith went off for about four minutes on the Twilight Phenomenon, and took us through the experience of watching a clip from New Moon while thousands of young girls screamed their silly little heads off. It's a very amusing clip (that's homemade, so excuse the jerky camera movements), and if it's the last thing you watch before folks begin ramping up their Eclipse coverage, you'll find yourself a happier and more well-adjusted human being because of it.
Watch the clip after the jump, though be warned that it comes with plenty of foul language.
WARNING: THIS CLIP CONTAINS FOUL LANGUAGE AND IS NSFW










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11-20-2009 @ 2:53PM
Mike said...
I like most of his movies, but for my money this is where Kevin Smith is at his best. The guy knows how to work a room.
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11-20-2009 @ 3:03PM
Eric said...
If you have not, everyone should listen to his weekly podcast called smodcast. It so funny.
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11-20-2009 @ 8:08PM
Kate said...
I agree with Mike. His movies are good, but I could watch this man talk for days. On his third lecture DVD, it takes him about three hours to set up the story of how his mini-daschund got raped by their lab, and he is riveting. Motherfucker's like Homer or something because he goes into the history of the dogs, why they got the dogs, their backgrounds, and then setting up how lil Scheky got violated before actually getting to the punchline.
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11-20-2009 @ 8:57PM
MYMHM said...
Damn.
Dude can tell a story.
I totally missed this from all the post CC coverage, but yeah, he friggen nailed it...
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11-23-2009 @ 3:12PM
twilight said...
Like Kevin Smith, but I like Twilight as well!
http://www.twilighteclipse.info/taylor-lautner-doll
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