Cinematicalhttp://www.cinematical.comCinematicalhttp://www.cinematical.com/media/feedlogo.gifCinematicalhttp://www.cinematical.comen-usCopyright 2009 Weblogs, Inc. The contents of this feed are available for non-commercial use only.Blogsmith http://www.blogsmith.com/Cinematical's SmartGossip: Another Scary Photo Weekhttp://www.cinematical.com/2007/02/04/cinematicals-smartgossip-another-scary-photo-week/http://www.cinematical.com/2007/02/04/cinematicals-smartgossip-another-scary-photo-week/http://www.cinematical.com/2007/02/04/cinematicals-smartgossip-another-scary-photo-week/#commentsFiled under: , ,

While the past week may have been a little slow for celebrity news and gossip, it was a fabulous week for bizarre photos. This should be good news for those who follow the world of crazy celebrity fashion and expected a lull between the Golden Globes and the Academy Awards. Admittedly, the SAG awards definitely helped. Jeffrey Sebelia provided us with a rundown of the SAG fashion trends, but mere words cannot do justice to some of these outfits.

The following roundup of last week's movie-celebrity gossip items includes some truly hair-raising photos ... and at least one that you don't want to view from the office, so be careful.

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]]>Anne HecheCinematicalCourtney CoxDavid ArquetteEva GreenFarrah FawcettfilmJennifer LopezJeremy IronsMary-Louise ParkermovieNatalie PortmanRachel McAdamsJette KernionSun, 04 Feb 2007 21:32:00 ESTCinematical's SmartGossip: Accidents Will Happenhttp://www.cinematical.com/2007/01/28/cinematicals-smartgossip-accidents-will-happen/http://www.cinematical.com/2007/01/28/cinematicals-smartgossip-accidents-will-happen/http://www.cinematical.com/2007/01/28/cinematicals-smartgossip-accidents-will-happen/#commentsFiled under: , , ,

This week's celebrity news highlights include one car accident and a number of fashion accidents. Is there some phase of the lunar cycle that causes the rich and famous to dress in even more bizarre ways than usual? Is it some sort of astrological incident: when Saturn is retrograde, "upskirt" incidents increase? Perhaps some sort of scientific study could be commissioned, with special examination of Hollywood awards ceremonies. In the meantime, here's the roundup on movie-related gossip from the past week.
  • Nicole Kidman was involved in a car crash Wednesday evening during the filming of the movie The Invasion, in which she'll star with Jeremy Northam and Daniel Craig. Kidman was taken to a hospital but no serious injuries have been reported.
  • I refuse to believe that these rumors about George Clooney dating Pamela Anderson. In fact, I will now pretend I never even heard anything about this.

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]]>Anna Nicole SmithCinematicalEvan Rachel WoodfilmJennifer AnistonLindsay LohanmovieNicole KidmanPamela AndersonPenelope CruzSamuel L. JacksonJette KernionSun, 28 Jan 2007 20:33:00 ESTCinematical's SmartGossip: Lohan in Wonderlandhttp://www.cinematical.com/2007/01/21/cinematicals-smartgossip-lohan-in-wonderland/http://www.cinematical.com/2007/01/21/cinematicals-smartgossip-lohan-in-wonderland/http://www.cinematical.com/2007/01/21/cinematicals-smartgossip-lohan-in-wonderland/#commentsFiled under: , , , ,

    The big Hollywood gossip this week, considered newsworthy enough even to rise above the post- Golden Globe babble about clothes and parties, is that actress Lindsay Lohan has checked herself into a rehab facility. As Erik Davis reported earlier this week, this means that shooting has been postponed on the film I Know Who Killed Me, in which she was set to play twin sisters. Details on the story abound in the media, from descriptions of Wonderland Center, the rehab facility, to quotes from Lohan's mom being all supportive. Once the news quieted down over her check-in, I figured we were in for a Lohan-news-free month, but celebrity news reporters are already monitoring her comings and goings, even if it's just to a doctor's office.

    Here are some more celebrity news highlights from the past week:
    • Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt bought a house in the French Quarter section of New Orleans, and plan to live their often enough to send their kids to school there. Hope to see 'em both gutting houses in Algiers soon and wearing New Orleans Saints apparel.

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]]>Aishwarya RaiBritney SpearsCinematicalfilmHilary SwankJessica BielLindsay LohanMatthew McConaugheymovieRinko KikuchiUma ThurmanJette KernionSun, 21 Jan 2007 10:33:00 ESTCinematical's SmartGossip: Relationship News Aboundshttp://www.cinematical.com/2007/01/13/cinematicals-smartgossip-relationship-news-abounds/http://www.cinematical.com/2007/01/13/cinematicals-smartgossip-relationship-news-abounds/http://www.cinematical.com/2007/01/13/cinematicals-smartgossip-relationship-news-abounds/#commentsFiled under: , ,

It's certainly a big week for celebrity relationship news -- break-ups, new loves, marriage, babies -- fortunately not all from the same person. (Well, we are talking about Hollywood; it could all have been the same person, or at least two people.) Let's just jump right in and see who's been doing what, and with whom:
  • Cameron Diaz and Justin Timberlake announced their break-up this week. Meanwhile, Diaz was spotted at a Courteney Cox look-alike contest the People's Choice Awards in a truly dreadful dress. Break-ups can do terrible things to your dress sense.
  • Hilary Swank is apparently over her break-up with Chad Lowe last year. The actress announced to In Style magazine that she is currently seeing someone new -- John Campisi, her agent.

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]]>Britney SpearsCameron DiazCate BlanchettCinematicalfilmHilary SwankJustin TimberlakeLawrence FishburneLindsay LohanmovieParis HiltonJette KernionSat, 13 Jan 2007 20:30:00 ESTCinematical's SmartGossip: We Need New Trainwreckshttp://www.cinematical.com/2007/01/07/cinematicals-smartgossip-we-need-new-trainwrecks/http://www.cinematical.com/2007/01/07/cinematicals-smartgossip-we-need-new-trainwrecks/http://www.cinematical.com/2007/01/07/cinematicals-smartgossip-we-need-new-trainwrecks/#commentsFiled under: , ,

I don't want to talk about Britney Spears this week. Personally, I've read more than enough news about her, and she barely qualifies as a film-related personality, anyway. I don't want to deal with Anna Nicole Smith either, at least until her daughter's paternity test comes back ... and even then, I'm on overload. And Rosie O'Donnell? I'm trying to ignore that whole thing with Donald Trump, which doesn't even make sense.

Unfortunately, it's a slow gossip week without the above-named celebrities. I realized at some point that if I am reporting items on Mary-Kate Olsen's boots and Charlton Heston's neighbors, it is definitely not a red-letter gossip week. I couldn't even find any George Clooney or Johnny Depp photo opportunities. However, at least I know I'll entertain the Jessica Alba fans with the last news item on the following list.

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]]>Alec BaldwinBeyonceCharlton HestonCinematicalfilmJessica AlbaLindsay LohanMary-Kate OlsenmovieNicollette SheridanWhitney HoustonJette KernionSun, 07 Jan 2007 12:00:00 ESTCinematical's SmartGossip: How Celebs Spent Their Holidayshttp://www.cinematical.com/2006/12/31/cinematicals-smartgossip-how-celebs-spent-their-holidays/http://www.cinematical.com/2006/12/31/cinematicals-smartgossip-how-celebs-spent-their-holidays/http://www.cinematical.com/2006/12/31/cinematicals-smartgossip-how-celebs-spent-their-holidays/#commentsFiled under: , , , ,

Haven't you always wondered if celebrities have more fun at Christmas or other holidays? Does George Clooney have to exclaim with delight when a great-aunt gives him a package of gray socks? Can you imagine Johnny Depp's kids giving him a garish necktie that requires all his powers of acting to look delighted about? Does Britney Spears' mom demand that she go back into the bedroom and not come out again until she's dressed like a proper young lady?

I have to admit that normally I don't wonder about any of these things, because usually at Christmastime I have a number of other things occupying my mind, whether it's worrying about what to give my own grandmother, or looking forward to seeing all the nieces and nephews. Still, I realize there's a certain amount of amusement you can derive from imagining celebrity holiday celebrations. This year, celebrity holiday news includes pregnancy news, divorce, injury, a fire and a little charity. Sounds like a normal holiday to me.

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]]>Alexander PayneBen AffleckCinematicalfilmJake GyllenhaalJennifer GarnerJulia RobertsLindsay LohanMaggie GyllenhaalmovieSandra OhJette KernionSun, 31 Dec 2006 11:00:00 ESTCinematical's SmartGossip: Just Another Week for Celebshttp://www.cinematical.com/2006/12/25/cinematicals-smartgossip-just-another-week-for-celebs/http://www.cinematical.com/2006/12/25/cinematicals-smartgossip-just-another-week-for-celebs/http://www.cinematical.com/2006/12/25/cinematicals-smartgossip-just-another-week-for-celebs/#commentsFiled under: , ,

It's that festive holiday time of year, and somehow this makes it difficult for me to focus on the usual types of gossip tidbits as much as I normally might. And you know I am not all that focused to begin with. I stare at a photo of Mel Gibson with food on his shirt, and wonder, "Why should I care about this?" as my mind wanders off to thoughts about whether I need to buy more gift wrap. Besides, I am sometimes a messy eater too, so I can't really pick on Mr. Gibson. And I can't think of anything the least bit cutting to say about director Gus Van Sant being arrested on a DUI charge; I just feel a bit sad. Meanwhile, the gossip world rolls on, at all times of the year, so this week's roundup includes marriage, birth, paternity tests, birthday gifts, and celebrity tattoos.

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]]>Anna Nicole SmithBeyonce KnowlesBritney SpearsCinematicalfilmHilary DuffJake GyllenhaalLara Flynn BoyleMel GibsonmovieSean CombsJette KernionMon, 25 Dec 2006 15:02:00 ESTCinematical's SmartGossip: Scary Photo Weekhttp://www.cinematical.com/2006/12/16/cinematicals-smartgossip-scary-photo-week/http://www.cinematical.com/2006/12/16/cinematicals-smartgossip-scary-photo-week/http://www.cinematical.com/2006/12/16/cinematicals-smartgossip-scary-photo-week/#commentsFiled under: , , ,

It's a slow news week for film-related celebrities. The big gossip item this week was about Nicole Richie's DUI arrest, and I can't count her as a movie actress -- she doesn't even have a House of Wax credit to her name. No one is divorcing, or adopting children from other countries (although Angelina Jolie is thinking about it again), or forgetting to climb into a limo properly while neglecting to wear underpants.

However, I feel lucky because I have been able to indulge my most guilty pleasure when collecting celebrity news: scary photos. For some reason, it seems to be a week when movie stars aren't looking their best. Perhaps it's all that holiday shopping and stress. The bulk of this week's gossip roundup therefore consists of some of the oddest photos I've seen recently. Enjoy!
  • Anna Nicole Smith is back in America, after swearing she never wanted to leave the Bahamas. That ought to improve the amount of potential celeb news in upcoming weeks. She appeared in a San Franscisco court this week as part of legal proceedings regarding her late husband's estate.

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]]>Anna Nicole SmithAnne HathawayCinematicalDebbie HarryfilmLara Flynn BoyleMatt DamonmovieRosie O'DonnellSylvester StalloneTeri HatcherJette KernionSat, 16 Dec 2006 21:03:00 ESTCinematical's SmartGossip: Nursing the Gossip Hangoverhttp://www.cinematical.com/2006/12/09/cinematicals-smartgossip-nursing-the-gossip-hangover/http://www.cinematical.com/2006/12/09/cinematicals-smartgossip-nursing-the-gossip-hangover/http://www.cinematical.com/2006/12/09/cinematicals-smartgossip-nursing-the-gossip-hangover/#commentsFiled under: , , , , ,

After all that fuss about Britney Spears and her undergarment choices (or lack thereof) last week, plus the Danny DeVito thing and the Michael Richards thing and whatever other celebrity news I've managed to banish from my head, I feel as though I have a gossip hangover. My eyes glaze over when I read about Andy Dick getting offensive in his stand-up comedy routine and I cannot possibly be persuaded to care. Snoop Dogg's arraignment delayed? Yawn. Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes throwing a big reception? Oh, lord, I need some aspirin, Alka-Seltzer, dry toast ...

I suspect I'm not the only one who feels that way right now; the celebrity news sites appear to be a bit thin on news this week, grabbing at straws about George Clooney, who always provides an opportunity for a charming photo and who never flashes anything inappropriate to the general public. Perhaps everyone needs a break from a little too much celebrity exposure. Or maybe we're all trying to get through the holiday season and can't raise much interest in movie stars on the town, filing for divorce, or desperately seeking attention. I can hand you this week's dish, but bear in mind that I'm writing it with a cold compress on my slightly green face, wondering what the best cure would be for a gossip hangover.

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]]>Al GoreCinematicalEddie MurphyfilmGina LollobrigidaJennifer AnistonLindsay LohanmovieVince VaughnJette KernionSat, 09 Dec 2006 18:35:00 ESTCinematical SmartGossip: Britney Needs Etiquette Helphttp://www.cinematical.com/2006/12/03/cinematical-smartgossip-britney-needs-etiquette-help/http://www.cinematical.com/2006/12/03/cinematical-smartgossip-britney-needs-etiquette-help/http://www.cinematical.com/2006/12/03/cinematical-smartgossip-britney-needs-etiquette-help/#commentsFiled under: , , ,

Britney SpearsUsually on Cinematical, when we talk about "exhibition" we are referring to the business of theaters showing movies. We are not referring to celebrities showing ... things we might prefer not to see. However, the recurring story that is buzzing all over the universe of celebrity gossip has to do with Britney Spears continually going out on the town in short skirts and nothing underneath, and then doing what is becoming known as an "upskirt," which simply means she forgot all those lessons from older female relatives about sitting in a ladylike and modest fashion. I have seen more photos this week with significant bits covered by stars or other graphics, and I prefer not to click on the photos to view what is being hidden. (Gawker simply posts the undoctored photos after the jump, which is something I found out the hard way.) Perhaps she's allergic to certain fabrics?

Rosie O'Donnell actually bought the actress/singer a pair of underwear (which look similar to the pair sported by Jamie Kennedy) and wants to teach Spears "how to wear underwear again." However, I feel that the best and most genteel solution might be intensive etiquette lessons with a strong focus on entering and exiting vehicles properly, even while under the influence of alcohol or Paris Hilton. And -- I can't believe I just wrote two paragraphs about a celebrity's lack of panties. I need to take a shower before I tackle the rest of last week's news highlights. Excuse me for a moment ...

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]]>BoratBritney SpearsCinematicalDanny DeVitofilmHeath LedgerLindsay LohanMichelle WilliamsmovieSnoop DoggSofia CoppolaJette KernionSun, 03 Dec 2006 12:02:00 ESTCinematical's SmartGossip: Turkey and Celebrity Dressinghttp://www.cinematical.com/2006/11/26/cinematicals-smartgossip-turkey-and-celebrity-dressing/http://www.cinematical.com/2006/11/26/cinematicals-smartgossip-turkey-and-celebrity-dressing/http://www.cinematical.com/2006/11/26/cinematicals-smartgossip-turkey-and-celebrity-dressing/#commentsFiled under: , , , ,

Jennifer AnistonThe celebrities, they are just like us. So many of us in the U.S. have been dealing with Thanksgiving plans this week -- which relatives should we invite? Jennifer Aniston decided to invite the parents of her ex, Brad Pitt, for Turkey Day. And of course this caused the same stir that it might if you did the same thing (with your ex's family, I mean, not Pitt's) -- allegedly Angelina Jolie was unhappy about this. (via Radar Online)

However, Aniston's invite may have freed up Pitt and Jolie's Thanksgiving plans -- they escaped to Ho Chi Minh City on Thursday, where they toured the city on a motorcycle, then had yummy Vietnamese food. How many of us have tried the same thing when our family plans have turned out to be disappointing or unrealistic? Maybe we should.

Despite the holiday, many celebrities were kind and thoughtful enough to keep on providing us with news. Michael Richards seemed to be working overtime to make the gossip rounds, as did Kelly Ripa, but other notable stars also helped:

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]]>Charlie SheenCinematicalfilmJackie ChanJennifer AnistonKevin KlineMarlon BrandomovieTawny KitaenWesley SnipesJette KernionSun, 26 Nov 2006 20:33:00 ESTCinematical's SmartGossip: Obviously, Holmes and Cruise Wedhttp://www.cinematical.com/2006/11/19/cinematicals-smartgossip-obviously-holmes-and-cruise-wed/http://www.cinematical.com/2006/11/19/cinematicals-smartgossip-obviously-holmes-and-cruise-wed/http://www.cinematical.com/2006/11/19/cinematicals-smartgossip-obviously-holmes-and-cruise-wed/#commentsFiled under: , , , , , ,

Is there anyone reading who wasn't aware that Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes were just married in Italy? If so, I envy your imperviousness to celebrity news. The rest of us have been hearing all week about possible locations for the wedding, who was or was not on the guest list, what the ceremony might be like, what they've been wearing around town ... and other speculation that is not really suitable for polite discussion. I believe I have heard more about their wedding than some of my relatives' ceremonies. No clear and interesting photos are yet available from the big event, so you'll just have to imagine what happened and how everyone looked ... if you're that interested.

After much scouring of websites, desperate for gossip and news not related to the couple, I did manage to find a few items of interest:
  • One related item: Defamer took a close look at the "For Your Consideration" ad for Thank You For Smoking and notes that a single cast member is absent from the list: Katie Holmes. Later, they learned that Holmes may have pulled herself from consideration.

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]]>CinematicalFelicity HuffmanfilmJessica AlbaKate HudsonKateHudsonKatie HolmesmovieJette KernionSun, 19 Nov 2006 10:32:00 ESTCinematical's SmartGossip: Burned out on Britneyhttp://www.cinematical.com/2006/11/11/cinematicals-smartgossip-burned-out-on-britney/http://www.cinematical.com/2006/11/11/cinematicals-smartgossip-burned-out-on-britney/http://www.cinematical.com/2006/11/11/cinematicals-smartgossip-burned-out-on-britney/#commentsFiled under: , , , ,

Do I even need to link to one of the hundreds of articles about Britney Spears filing for divorce? The news threatened to overshadow the U.S. election results this week. Hell, it overshadowed the speculation about Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes' wedding venue, and we all know how important that is. I can only read so many news items about the validity of the original Spears-Federline ceremony and how Britney giving away baby photos affects their pre-nup and where Kevin Federline is buying his boxers now. I am burned out. I may have to read George Will columns to recuperate. And I don't want to hear any more about Anna Nicole Smith either, although I do think it's funny that the Bahamian government now considers her a political liability.
  • Ah, here we go -- civilized celebrity news. Cate Blanchett (pictured above) has become co-artistic director with her husband of the Sydney Theater Company. She wants to focus on this work primarily, decreasing her acting work. It sounds admirable but I'll be sorry to see her in fewer films.
  • George Clooney wants you to know that he was misquoted as saying Sen. Barack Obama told him that he (Obama) was planning to run for President. I can pretend I included this little news item in the list to incorporate politics and raise the tone of this week's column, but you all know I just wanted to write about Clooney. There's a photo in that TMZ article, too.

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]]>Anna Nicole SmithAshley JuddBritney SpearsCate BlanchettCinematicalDaniel BaldwinfilmKirstie AlleyLindsay LohanMatthew McConaugheymovieJette KernionSat, 11 Nov 2006 17:36:00 ESTCinematical's SmartGossip: Naughty But Sadly Clooney-Freehttp://www.cinematical.com/2006/11/04/cinematicals-smartgossip-naughty-but-sadly-clooney-free/http://www.cinematical.com/2006/11/04/cinematicals-smartgossip-naughty-but-sadly-clooney-free/http://www.cinematical.com/2006/11/04/cinematicals-smartgossip-naughty-but-sadly-clooney-free/#commentsFiled under: , , ,

Sometimes celebrity news stories drag on for weeks or even months. Madonna is still fielding criticism for her decision to adopt an African child whose father is still around, Anna Nicole Smith is still in the Bahamas, currently recuperating from pneumonia, and Snoop Dogg did in fact get charged with possessing a deadly weapon. Meanwhile, I am scrabbling around to find stories about Johnny Depp or George Clooney, preferably with lots of flattering photos, but the actors appear to be reclusive this week. (George, what about your promise?) It's an unfair world.

I am consoling myself with this week's gossip, which at least does seem to focus on the naughty, although not with the movie stars I ideally would like to hear make such admissions.
  • More admirable than naughty: Neil Patrick Harris has outed himself and is apparently quite pleased with it. So I guess his, er, chick-obsessed character in Harold and Kumar Go to White Castle truly was acting.

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]]>CinematicalDaniel CraigfilmJessica AlbaJudi DenchmovieNeil Patrick HarrisJette KernionSat, 04 Nov 2006 19:30:00 ESTCinematical's SmartGossip: Adoptions, Guns and Needlepointhttp://www.cinematical.com/2006/10/28/cinematicals-smartgossip-adoptions-guns-and-needlepoint/http://www.cinematical.com/2006/10/28/cinematicals-smartgossip-adoptions-guns-and-needlepoint/http://www.cinematical.com/2006/10/28/cinematicals-smartgossip-adoptions-guns-and-needlepoint/#commentsFiled under: , , , , , ,

Desperately Seeking SusanI'm writing this week's column at the very quiet hour of 5 am. Normally, 5 am is an hour when I am dead to the world, unless my cat decides it's time to play and sinks his claws into my back. However, I have one of those nasty little colds, and can't sleep, and I finally gave up. I discovered that this is a great time to read and write about Hollywood gossip, especially when you're drinking a big cup of cocoa. It doesn't require a huge amount of brainpower, the photos are often cheering and I need not worry that my husband will read over my shoulder and shake his head sadly at the content, like last week. And when I'm done, I can go back to bed, although I hope and pray that the following celebrity news doesn't infiltrate my dreams.
  • Oh, Madonna. She's been at the top of the celebrity news heap all week. You try to adopt a poor little underprivileged child, and it's nothing but grief. First the father says he's confused about the adoption, then he supports it outright and wants everyone to leave Madonna alone. I'm not entirely sure why you'd adopt a kid whose father is still living, anyway; that seems like nothing but trouble. Must be an awfully cute little boy.
  • I also can't avoid mentioning that Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes have set a wedding date of November 18. The wedding will take place in Italy, Holmes' dress will be designed by Armani, and I'm sure we'll see dozens of photos, no matter how private they try to be.

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]]>Ben StillerBritney SpearsCinematicalfilmKeanu ReevesKirstie AlleyMadonnaMary-Kate OlsenMatt DamonmoviePenelope CruzSnoop DoggJette KernionSat, 28 Oct 2006 19:33:00 ESTCinematical SmartGossip: Now with Slightly Less Frivolity!http://www.cinematical.com/2006/10/21/cinematical-smartgossip-now-with-slightly-less-frivolity/http://www.cinematical.com/2006/10/21/cinematical-smartgossip-now-with-slightly-less-frivolity/http://www.cinematical.com/2006/10/21/cinematical-smartgossip-now-with-slightly-less-frivolity/#commentsFiled under: , ,

So I'm sitting here writing this week's Cinematical SmartGossip column, wondering which celebrity news items are worth mentioning, and how to fit them all in one column in a fun way. I figure I should test the gossip somehow, so I shout out some of the news to my husband, who's in the next room on his own computer.

"Honey, did you hear that Scary Spice is pregnant and that Eddie Murphy may be the father?" "Did you know that Lindsay Lohan wants a husband and an Oscar before she's 30?" "Hey, Jessica Simpson's going to Shreveport to film --"

"Stop it! Aaagh! What are these gossip columns doing to you?"

"I'm just trying to share interesting celebrity news with you, sweetie. Don't you want to know what's going on in the entertainment world?"

"No."

After some discussion, in which he asked me to please never tell him anything about Paris Hilton again, he pointed out that it was in fact possible to discuss less frivolous celebrity news. He even contributed a link himself, via Metafilter: You can watch Michael J. Fox's campaign ad for Claire McCaskill, who is running for a U.S. Senate seat in Missouri. Fox (pictured above) points out that McCaskill's opponent is against stem-cell research, which the actor, who has Parkinson's disease, wants to promote.

If you're still interested in who's hiding out in other countries, however, or want to see scary celebrity photos, I've included that news after the jump.

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]]>CinematicalEddie MurphyfilmJessica SimpsonMichael J. FoxmovieScary SpiceWesley SnipesJette KernionSat, 21 Oct 2006 16:32:00 ESTCinematical's SmartGossip: Angelina's India Adventureshttp://www.cinematical.com/2006/10/14/cinematicals-smartgossip-angelinas-india-adventures/http://www.cinematical.com/2006/10/14/cinematicals-smartgossip-angelinas-india-adventures/http://www.cinematical.com/2006/10/14/cinematicals-smartgossip-angelinas-india-adventures/#commentsFiled under: , , , ,

Angelina JolieThis week, the celebrity grapevine is twirling all its little tendrils around Angelina Jolie. My goodness, she's getting more news time than Tom Cruise and Mel Gibson combined. First, she and her family tried to take a rickshaw ride in India but had to stop due to excessive media coverage. Then her driver in India hit a pedestrian while trying to avoid paparazzi. (It was discovered later that she wasn't in the car at the time.) And now a photographer is claiming that he was punched and threatened at gunpoint by a bodyguard on the set of A Mighty Heart, in which Jolie is portraying Mariane Pearl, widow of journalist Daniel Pearl.

Fortunately, if you sift through the mountains of Angelina Jolie/Brad Pitt news (I refuse to do that name-combining thing), you can find some other celebrity activity this week:
  • More celebrities considering adoption: Rumors have been flying that Madonna is in the process of adopting a year-old boy from Africa. She doesn't actually have the child yet, and Malawi law prohibits non-residents from adopting the country's children, so we'll see what happens.

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]]>Barbara StreisandBobcat GoldthwaitCinematicalDavid BowieEllen BarkinfilmGrace JonesJennifer AnistonmovieSpongeBob SquarePantsVince VaughnJette KernionSat, 14 Oct 2006 13:34:00 ESTCinematical's SmartGossip: 50 Ways to Thwart Paparazzihttp://www.cinematical.com/2006/10/06/cinematicals-smartgossip-50-ways-to-thwart-paparazzi/http://www.cinematical.com/2006/10/06/cinematicals-smartgossip-50-ways-to-thwart-paparazzi/http://www.cinematical.com/2006/10/06/cinematicals-smartgossip-50-ways-to-thwart-paparazzi/#commentsFiled under: , , ,

Peter SarsgaardOh, that wacky George Clooney: He's announced that he'd like to outwit the paparazzi, who are continually linking him with this actress or that one, by going out to dinner every night with a different celebrity, whether male or female, and letting everyone draw (incorrect) conclusions. Today's my little sister's birthday, George ... she's not famous, but she'd love to help you thwart photographers and gossipmongers.

So how many of the following news items do you think were staged by the celebrities themselves, either for publicity or to intentionally diminish the credibility of gossip columns?
  • Actress/singer Avril Lavigne has not been handling the paparazzi in such a classy fashion. Last weekend, she had to apologize for spitting on some of the photographers.
  • Peter Sarsgaard (pictured at right, mmm) and Maggie Gyllenhaal have announced the birth of their daughter. The baby, born Tuesday night, is named Ramona. No other details are available, although I guess that refutes the rumor I heard about Sarsgaard being spotted holding hands on the beach this week with Clooney.

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]]>Avril LavignecelebritiesCinematicalfilmgossipJennifer AnistonJohn TravoltaMaggie GyllenhaalMartin LawrenceMatthew McConaugheymoviePeter SarsgaardVince VaughnWilliam H. MacyJette KernionFri, 06 Oct 2006 18:02:00 ESTCinematical's SmartGossip: Hearts and Flowers and Scary Photoshttp://www.cinematical.com/2006/10/01/cinematicals-smartgossip-hearts-and-flowers-and-scary-photos/http://www.cinematical.com/2006/10/01/cinematicals-smartgossip-hearts-and-flowers-and-scary-photos/http://www.cinematical.com/2006/10/01/cinematicals-smartgossip-hearts-and-flowers-and-scary-photos/#commentsFiled under: , , , ,

Most of the celebrity gossip news this week seems to be centered on Anna Nicole Smith. In fact, the quantity of news about her pushed the Cruise family right out of the spotlight for once. Her son's recent death was determined to have resulted from a toxic drug combination. Disputes have been occurring over the paternity of her new baby daughter. And on Thursday, she and her longtime lawyer, Howard K. Stern, held a commitment ceremony (not an official marriage, as was earlier speculated).

After the Smith drama, do we need any more gossip? Of course we do. Here are some of the celebrity highlights from the past week:
  • Wedding bells: Rumors have been flying about actress Amanda Peet (pictured above) being pregnant. She not only confirmed the news of her pregnancy this week, but also announced that she and the baby's father, screenwriter David Benioff, are getting married this weekend.

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]]>Amanda PeetAnna Nicole SmithcelebrityCinematicalfilmMatthew McConnaugheymovieRenee ZellwegerScarlett JohanssonJette KernionSun, 01 Oct 2006 09:07:00 ESTCinematical's SmartGossip: A Very Phallic Weekhttp://www.cinematical.com/2006/09/23/cinematicals-smartgossip-a-very-phallic-week/http://www.cinematical.com/2006/09/23/cinematicals-smartgossip-a-very-phallic-week/http://www.cinematical.com/2006/09/23/cinematicals-smartgossip-a-very-phallic-week/#commentsFiled under: , ,

Usually I try to ignore gossip related to the private anatomy of actors and celebrities. I quite frankly don't want to know about size, although I'm not unwilling to watch male frontal nudity in films. I don't want to know about anyone's quirky little habits in that area, either. But this week's celebrity news has made the topic unavoidable, from book-promotion interviews to the red carpet itself. You have been warned.
  • I suppose if you want innovation at red-carpet events, you have to break taboos: Steve-O (pictured above), star of Jackass: Number Two, broke ground -- or at least dampened it -- by urinating on the red carpet at the film's premiere. (Caution: The linked story does include photos.)

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