Once upon a time, a guy in the throes of a midlife crisis would buy himself a red sports car. But these days, any balding, potbellied man worth his salt trades in his SUV not for a Corvette, but for the biggest, fastest motorcycle he can find. Four wheels bad, two wheels good!

That's the premise behind the upcoming comedy 'Wild Hogs,' which stars John Travolta, Tim Allen, Martin Lawrence and William H. Macy as suburban schmoes who hit the road, badass biker-style. Of course, they find that being badass isn't quite as easy as the brochure made it sound, even if they are sporting those studly black do-rags and leather jackets.

You can watch the trailer at the official site, but you can only see the poster right here. Click on the image for the super-size version, and then tack it to your wall while you wait for your own hog to arrive from the shop. Your wife/mom/grandma won't mind. 'Wild Hogs' opens March 2, 2007.

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Caper-film junkies, George Clooney fans and Brad Pitt worshippers, this is your lucky day. We have your absolute first look, anywhere on the planet, at the new poster for 'Ocean's 13' (click on the image to the left for a larger version). And in case you're counting, there are only 12 people on the poster: the original crew of 'Ocean's 11' and their perennial nemesis Andy Garcia.

'Ocean's 13' finds Danny (Clooney), Rusty (Pitt) and the rest of the boys planning their most ambitious heist to date AND rolling sans ladies (Julia Roberts and Catherine Zeta-Jones, you will be missed) -- but they've also got a new pal to play with: an unknown actor you've probably never heard of named Al Pacino. And if that doesn't pique your interest, you'll be happy to learn that the earnest Linus (Matt Damon) may get a little loving this time around ... from an attractive and alluring older woman played by Ellen Barkin. Wow, our little boy Linus is all growed up.

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Slip on your Speedo and dive right into your first look at the poster for 'Pride,' the inspired-by-true-events story of one man who brings hope and -- you guessed it -- pride to a group of black inner-city teenagers by introducing them to the sport of competitive swimming.

Academy-Award nominee Terrence Howard stars as said motivational man, Jim Ellis, who, with the help of a janitor (funnyman Bernie Mac), fixes up a recreational pool in a Philadelphia slum and starts the city's first African-American swim team.

The film hits theaters March 23, 2007, but you can check out the trailer now. Luckily, the trailer makes it sound as though Bernie Mac swimming buck naked is something we can expect NOT to see in the film -- so the movie already has that going for it, which is nice.

WATCH IT: 'Pride' trailer

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Hold onto your half shells -- everyone's favorite ninja-fighting teenage turtles of the mutant variety are headed back to the big screen in 'TMNT,' an all-new CGI chapter in the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles saga. In the wake of Shredder's demise, the Turtles have fallen apart as a family, with leader Leonardo having gone completely off the reservation. But when industrialist Max Winters begins assembling an evil army of Foot Clan alums and ancient monsters to take a stab at world domination, Leo, Michelangelo, Donatello and Raphael must reunite to stop them. The film doesn't hit screens until March 23, 2007, but we've got an exclusive look at the theatrical banner right this very minute. Click on the image for a larger version. Enoy!

WATCH IT: 'TMNT' teaser trailer

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There are few images more disturbing than a sharp knife being held up to soft flesh. And apparently, this juicy little fact hasn't escaped the folks behind the new vacation-turned-bloody-nightmare flick 'Turistas' -- they chose to use it in the brand-new 'Turistas' poster, available for your viewing pleasure for the first time ever right here (click on the image for a larger version).

Whereas the previous poster featured the beautiful-but-horrified visage of Beau Garrett (one of the titular turistas), this one opts to focus on her naked navel area instead, making it scary and not just a little bit sexy.

In the flick, a trio of American tourists (Josh Duhamel, Olivia Wilde and Garrett), a sexy Aussie (Melissa George) and a couple of wise-cracking British guys find themselves stranded in the Brazilian jungle after their lead-footed tour-bus driver pilots their vehicle off a mountain. After a hard night of drinking, dancing and taking their clothes off for no apparent reason, the gringo tourists awake to learn that they've been robbed. And it's all downhill from there. Without giving too much away, let's just say that the surgical procedure featured in the new poster isn't exactly voluntary. Look for 'Turistas' in theaters this Friday.

SEE 'EM: Melissa George photos | Josh Duhamel pics

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