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Insert Caption: 'Children of Men'

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'Code Name: The Cleaner' may not have exactly cleaned up at the box office, or gotten halfway-decent reviews, or challenged the scientific fact that the crappiest of the crappity crap movies release in January, or ... Sorry, I could go on all day. (Really, I could. Look for my upcoming blog: KevinRamblesOnAboutHowCrappyCodeNametheCleanerIs.com/AndWhataCornyTitle). But seems we've found a silver lining: the movie makes a great forum for your caption prowess. Check out the winner below (while we don't condone messing with a man's weight, Amanda's jab at The Entertainer was too funny), then give us your best shot for the buzzworthy sci-fi tale 'Children of Men.' The film's set in an apocalyptic future (20 years from now) where the human race can no longer procreate. (Not even Britney, so it's not all bad.) Clive Owen is tasked with guarding the only pregnant woman on Earth. Tough gig? Maybe. But has he ever tried winning Insert Caption?


Code Name: The Cleaner


" Just give me back my sandwich and no one gets hurt!"
-- Amanda




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Children of Men

POST: Write your own caption (UPDATE: Winner Announced! Click Here)

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Insert Caption: 'Code Name: The Cleaner'

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Wowzers. I knew 'Pirates of the Caribbean' was insanely popular -- the movie did make a whopping $423 million at the box office and some of you are still pretty heated at us for ranking 'Dead Man's Chest' #41 on our list our top 50 favorite movies of 2006 -- but didn't expect nearly 2,000 of you to chime in with a caption for a photo we posted from the upcoming third installment, 'At World's End.' (Some visitors were directed here by a rumor that the winning caption-writer would receive a first look at the film's teaser trailer. Yeah, not sure how whoever got that idea got that idea. Sorry.)

There were some overriding themes to the constituency's captions: rum, eunuchism, krakens, monkeys, hiding the rum, nudity, foul odors, the rum being gone, 'Bulletproof Monk,' and rum. And though we typically only appoint a single winner, with so many entries, it's only right we recognize three of you. So congrats to the winners: your captions were topical, comical and alcohol-free. See them below and then take a stab at this week's contest, with a pic of Cedric the Entertainer and Lucy Liu in 'Code Name: The Cleaner.' Who knows, the comedy might just be this year's 'Dead Man's Chest.' You know what they say about Cedric: The man's an entertainer.

Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End


3. "Who hired Mel Gibson to direct?!?" -- Dave


2. "Oh no ... here comes Tom Cruise ... he must still want to be a samurai!" -- Darek Kowal


1. "And then they saw Britney get out of the car..."
-- Mariah


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This week's contest:


Code Name: The Cleaner

POST: Write your own caption (UPDATE: WINNER ANNOUNCED! Click Here)

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EXCLUSIVE: First Look at the 'Ocean's 13' Poster

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Caper-film junkies, George Clooney fans and Brad Pitt worshippers, this is your lucky day. We have your absolute first look, anywhere on the planet, at the new poster for 'Ocean's 13' (click on the image to the left for a larger version). And in case you're counting, there are only 12 people on the poster: the original crew of 'Ocean's 11' and their perennial nemesis Andy Garcia.

'Ocean's 13' finds Danny (Clooney), Rusty (Pitt) and the rest of the boys planning their most ambitious heist to date AND rolling sans ladies (Julia Roberts and Catherine Zeta-Jones, you will be missed) -- but they've also got a new pal to play with: an unknown actor you've probably never heard of named Al Pacino. And if that doesn't pique your interest, you'll be happy to learn that the earnest Linus (Matt Damon) may get a little loving this time around ... from an attractive and alluring older woman played by Ellen Barkin. Wow, our little boy Linus is all growed up.

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Insert Caption: 'Shrek the Third'

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There's a buzz about the air in the faraway lands of, um, Far, Far Away. Teenage girls, those of ogre descent and otherwise, are in a frenzy. After his ill-fated acting debut in the straight-to-DVD disaster 'Edison Force' and a more promising turn in next month's 'Alpha Dog,' Justin Timberlake becomes the most prominent new cast member of May's 'Shrek the Third.' The first two installments of the wildly popular franchise grossed something like $700 million billion combined (give or take or a few zeroes) and there's no reason to think 'The Third' will do any less.

Check out the photo below of Animated JT, who plays King Arthur (Artie to his homeys), cousin to Fiona (real-life girlfriend Cameron Diaz) -- Timberlake's the hippy-looking humanoid, pictured with Shrek (Mike Myers), Donkey (Eddie Murphy) and Puss in Boots (Antonio Banderas). Then give us your best, funniest, most awesomist caption. Also make sure to check out the exclusive trailer premiere of 'Shrek the Third' live now (click here for trailer).

Good luck, and come back and play every week. We'll soon be awarding prizes to said most awesomist captioner. Even if he or she uses really bad English.

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'Ghost Rider' Night: Flaming Skulls, Hell Bikes and Eva Mendes

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Ghost RiderChristmas came a bit early this year as Sony invited some of us press peeps to check out about 25 minutes of footage from 'Ghost Rider.' The time: One unseasonably chilly LA evening not too long ago. The place: Hollywood Cemetery. The who: Director Mark Steven Johnson with stars Nicolas Cage and Eva Mendes. The how: pretty freakin' awesome.

So what did we see? An extended scene of Johnny Blaze (Cage) getting called up by Satan (a.k.a. Mephisto, Peter Fonda) to do his nightly dirty work. Blaze tears down city streets on his increasingly fiery chopper. He then wipes out and both he and his bike go thru a grisly transformation into skullified fury. Is "skullified" a word? We also saw a scene where Johnny tries to tell hottie Roxanne Simpson (Mendes) that he becomes Satan's minion after dark. That doesn't go over too well with Eva. The coolest part was an action scene where the Ghost Rider battles both a wind demon and a police helicopter on a skyscraper rooftop. Weilding a flaming chain, Ghostie takes care of both then drives down the side of the building on his bike. He later joins forces with Sam Elliott as the Caretaker. There was a trailer too, but you get the gist -- lots of geek-friendly fare fer sure.

Now I've been as skeptical as the next geek about 'Ghost Rider,' like I am about any project that bounces around different studios for years on end. Not only that, but Cage's name was being thrown around to play the likes of Superman, Batman or the Green Goblin the whole time. So yeah, there's a lot of history here, and history isn't always a good thing when it comes to bringing a comic book to screen -- just look at what's happening with 'Wonder Woman.' But I gotta say, the footage impressed me, and I think mostly because the effects were over-the-top cool and Nic Cage was obviously having so much fun. During the transformation scene -- which just goes on and on, in a good way -- Cage's boots leave fiery footprints as his flesh is slowly melted away by flames, until all that's left of him is the skull above. Cage even does his whole crazy-eyed thing a-la 'Wild at Heart,' which is always fun.

 
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