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New in Theaters: Red Eye, Virgin

Filed under: Animation », Comedy », Foreign Language », Thrillers », New Releases », Disney », Universal », New in Theaters », Cinematical Indie »

  • The 40 Year-Old Virgin - Judd Apatow's directorial debut takes the R-rated frat pack comeddy out of the frat and drops it into a magical incarnation of The Valley, where grandmothers look like Catherine Keener and any concievable insult is essentially a sign of affection. Spoiler alert: he totally loses it.
  • Red Eye - Wes Craven continues his late-career lurch to the mainstream, and Rachel McAdams continues her merciless climb to the top. And that actor with the creepy eyes. Hitchcock with free peanuts.
  • Valiant: A massively underpromoted late-summer Dinsey animation effort, with voices from Ewan McGregor and Jim Broadbent. Considering I know parents of small children who had no idea this movie even existed until TV ads started airing this week, I think someone at Buena Vista needs to get fired over this one.
  • El Crimen Perfecto: ...has the best trailer I've ever seen.

Also still in theaters, and worth checking out:

Grizzly Man
The Skeleton Key

Virgins, Virgins Everywhere

Filed under: New Releases », Newsstand »

jlNot surprisingly, the release of The 40-Year-Old Virgin has a lot of people thinking about their first times. And those of others, specifically famous others. First, the good people at GQ have pulled together five celebrity accounts of their own big moments. After reading them, I'm still scared of David Cross, disgusted by Tommy Lee, and amused by Rob Zombie. (Yes, I know that John Leguizamo should probably repluse me a little, too, but I long ago accepted that I'll never be able to resist him. It's a curse.)

Meanwhile, VH-1 has put together a list of famous movie virgins that, frankly, could have used a little more thought. I mean, where the hell is Sixteen Candles? That's definitely at the top of my list. What else should be there?

Free Movies: 40-Year-Old Virgin Edition

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virgin
What's more fun than laughing really loudly at the sexual awkwardness of a movie character while acting like you have noooo earthly idea what that could possibly be like? And then going home to your ratty studio apartment, curling up on your smelly couch, and crying like a little baby? That's what I thought.

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