Dave Kalstein Tagged Articles at Cinematical

• The office used to be the perfect prep work for a life of filofaxes, stale coffee, and covert games of freecell. Now it's the perfect training to become one of the Inglorious Bastards. The Hollywood Reporter posts that B.J. Novak is in talks to play one of the soldiers in Quentin Tarantino's long-in-coming film that suddenly got a jolt of caffeine. Should Novak's talks work out, he'll play PFC Utvich, "a soldier of slight build who comes from New York."
• Meryl Streep, meanwhile, is looking to get more romantic comedies under her belt. I guess she's really digging the lighter fare. Variety reports that she is in advanced negotiations to star in an untitled romcom that will place her in a romantic triangle with two men. This project comes from the pen of Nancy Meyers, who has brought us Private Benjamin, Irreconcilable Differences, Father of the Bride, Something's Got to Give, and The Holiday. But who will play the lucky leading men?
• Finally, Max Thieriot has scored the title role in a new sci-fi action film called Prodigy, according to The Hollywood Reporter. Playing a kid named William Cooley, he gets to be "a rebellious student at an elite boarding school producing world leaders with the help of pharmaceuticals. Three days before graduation, several of its alumni are murdered, and William is implicated." The valedictorian begins to investigate the poor kid, and the two become reluctant allies in the fight against the bad guys. Dave Kalstein adapted the story from his own novel, and production is slated to begin in October.

These days, it doesn't take much for someone to accuse someone else of being a terrorist. Frankly, I'm surprised no one has flagged Santa yet, what with that long beard and huge bulky bag. No one personally knows the guy, he claims to live in "the North Pole" and already admits to breaking into your house in order to "leave gifts under your tree." Suuure. I want Homeland Security tailing that dude STAT! In schools across the country, the problem is even worse -- if a kid looks a bit off and doesn't have a lot of friends, students immediately fear the guy (or girl) is planning to shoot up their class or, even worse, blow up the school.

Enter: Dave Kalstein's screenplay, The Prince. Intrepid Pictures has just picked up the teen thriller, with plans to co-finance it through a five-year first-look deal they have with Universal and Rogue Pictures. Story revolves around a kid who's falsely accused of planning a Columbine-like attack on one of those pricey rich schools where, if you're not part of the cool clique, then you're automatically a target. After he's sent to prison, the dude re-enters society with a new identity hell-bent on exacting revenge upon those who sent him away. Yeah, so the guy gets back at these kids by doing exactly what he was falsely accused of doing. Says Kalstein, "Part of what's enjoyable about the film is watching Paris Hilton and her type of crowd get what they deserve."

Wow, this could be the first (and only) time in my entire life that I actually want to see Paris Hilton cast in a film. Seriously. And no, those aren't the drugs talking.

Odds and ends from Thursday:

• After finally admitting the only way he can bring in box office numbers is if everyone except him in the film is dead, Wesley Snipes signed on to play the lead role in Gallowalker, to be directed by Andrew Goth. Pic follows the mysterious gunman (and son of a nun) Kaos. After a curse is placed on him making it so his victims rise from the dead, Kaos must fend off a ton of these creatures if he wants to survive. Shooting is scheduled to begin In South Africa ... after people finally stop slipping in Blade references. Like me.
• Intrepid Pictures have picked up Dave Kalstein's novel Prodigy, with plans to have the author adapt it for the big screen. The sci-fi thriller, which will have a budget of around $20 million, tells of a prep school in the near future which trains its students to be geniuses by giving them drugs. Um, sweet! However, things take a turn for the worse when a bunch of the school's alumni turn up dead, thus forcing an impoverished valedictorian to solve this mystery.
• Landmark Theaters plan to open the largest independent film multiplex in the country next June in Los Angeles. The Landmark Film Center, to be located at Westside Pavillion, will be three-stories tall and feature 12 auditoriums, all with stadium seating and the latest in film and digital technology. There's also plans being discussed to use the theater to help train film students, as well as to screen works from emerging artists. Damn you Los Angeles! I want me one of those! Well, seeing as I live only a few blocks away from Landmark's Sunshine Theater here in NYC, I can't really complain. It rocks. However, I do feel like more of these should crop up throughout the country. We need it. They need it. Independent filmmakers need it. Lets get something going here, shall we?