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'Once Upon a Time', Mike Mitchell Was Hired to Direct

Filed under: Action », Sci-Fi & Fantasy », Deals », MGM », Family Films », DIY/Filmmaking », Newsstand »

It's very popular to hate on princesses right now thanks to Disney and their frenzied marketing, but there's nothing wrong with a good fairy tale once and awhile, especially if they're served up with a bit of snark. So, I have some hope for Once Upon a Time, an Enchanted sort of story that's being set up at MGM. It's moving pretty quickly too. The script was snapped up in March, and now The Hollywood Reporter says that Mike Mitchell is coming on board to lend his Shrek-honed skills to the fantasy flick.

The story follows three famous princesses: Sleeping Beauty, Snow White, and Cinderella, who have settled down in domestic bliss with their Prince Charmings, and are prepared to live happily ever after. But the Charming Brothers go missing (clearly, they're charming, but they lack street smarts) and our pretty sisters-in-law must team up, and set out to save their true loves. But a woman's job is never done, and they also have to save their fairy tale kingdom in the process.

It's a live action film, and THR notes that MGM is aiming for a Shrek and Enchanted level of satire. This almost feels like a Shrek spinoff, as all three princesses keep getting more and more screen time in the neverending ogre franchise. Hopefully it'll mix the best of Shrek with a dash of Ever After and Enchanted, and give girls some new princess costumes to wear on Halloween. Ones with swords.

Fox's New Boxes

Filed under: Animation », Classics », Comedy », Drama », Romance », Thrillers », Mystery & Suspense », 20th Century Fox », Family Films », Home Entertainment », Movie Marketing »

You really gotta feel bad for the movie studios. Once a movie like Mr. & Mrs. Smith grosses $478 million at the worldwide box office, nets huge contracts for foreign and domestic cable and network rights, and sells about $40 million more at the DVD shelves ... that's it! No more money! How awful, right? Well, this explains why, when you head out to your local DVD shoppe, you'll find re-issues, re-packages and "unrated" editions galore. It's all about putting the same old movie in an enticing new package -- and it looks like Fox has a new approach to the madness.

Hitting the shelves on November 7th is a new collection of Fox "themed" box sets, and -- trust me on this -- it's easier to show you the boxes' contents than to explain the new maketing gimmickry.
  1. The Romantic Tales Collection: Romeo + Juliet, Moulin Rouge! and Ever After
  2. The Love is War Collection: Mr. & Mrs. Smith, Down With Love and The War of the Roses
  3. The Lies & Deception Collection: True Lies, Entrapment, Black Widow and ... Mr. & Mrs. Smith (yes, again)
  4. The Legal Legends Collection: Runaway Jury, Class Action, The Verdict and Compulsion
  5. The Funtastic Adventures Collection: Ice Age, Once Upon a Forest, Robots and FernGully: The Last Rainforest
  6. The Christmas Classics Collection: Home Alone, A Christmas Carol ('84), Miracle on 34th Street ('94) & Jingle All the Way
Yes, that's right: In an effort to repackage some old bargain-bin movies, Fox has resorted to calling the undeniably execrable Jingle All the Way a "Christmas Classic." And that's just a downright lie. Snark aside, though, I'd recommend numbers one, two and four to those who don't already own those flicks. (Yeah, that's right: Down with Love rocks.)

And I gotta ask: Six new collections and they couldn't give me a horror set?
 
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