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Britney Spears to Officially Play Lesbian Pussycat Stripper for Tarantino?

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So if this was the halfway mark on an E! True Hollywood Story, we'd segue from "Britney's manager accused of drugging her, gets restraining order issued against him" to "Quentin Tarantino offers Spears a role as a lesbian stripper/murderer in a remake of Faster Pussycat! Kill! Kill!" (Boy would I like to be the voiceover guy during that episode!)

Back in January, Variety's Liz Smith reported that Tarantino was interested in Britney Spears for a role in his Pussycat remake, along with Eva Mendes and Kim Kardashian. (Quick, which one of those three never starred in a moronic reality show?) Now, either the Telegraph is re-running a six-month-old rumor in order to grab some traffic, or Tarantino finally made this particular casting choice official. Says the Telegraph: "Spears' character murders the boyfriend with her bare hands before taking the girlfriend hostage. The troubled singer will also have sex scenes with another girl before the drama ends in a blood-bath."

Well, that's one way to get your career back on track.

No word on the other two girls, or whether Mendes and Kardashian are still being considered, but for now we'll assume a club remix of "Baby Hit Me One More Time" will be featured on the soundtrack.

Quentin Tarantino's Next Great Discovery: Porn Star Tera Patrick

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The women of the porn world are known for having certain physical talents, but is one of them cracking the bones of weak men? Quentin Tarantino seems to think so, according to Page Six. They say the director, who is remaking Russ Meyer's Faster, Pussycat, Kill! Kill!, has his sights set on Tera Patrick to play Varla, the role originally played by Tura Satana, and the star says: "It would be the hottest remake ever, and I'm honored to be considered. I was built for this part."

I see the resemblance, not to mention the (very) similar first name, but I wonder if she can pull off that snarl and imposing physical presence. The beauty of Tura, which you can see above, is that she always looked sexy, tough, and mean -- and she was shapely, but still big enough that she wasn't some petite sort of butt kicker, but a raven-haired Amazonian. Then again, I'm not familiar with Tera's work, so maybe someone out there can weigh in on her suitability. Can Tera Kill! Kill!?
 
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