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Sony Pictures has just launched Stage 6 Films, "a label that will acquire and produce films for theatrical and straight-to-DVD release." The Variety announcement reports that Stage 6 will focus mostly on the DVD market, and on films budgeted at $1 to $10 million dollars. They've got a lot of movies on the horizon, with some pretty big stars involved. Conspiracy is an action flick starring Val "Iceman" Kilmer, Gary "Lumbergh" Cole, and Jennifer "Hot" Esposito. Thomas Jane is acting in and directing Dark Country (hope it's not a punisher!). The Stone House is a horror film starring Shane West and JK "Schillinger" Simmons. The Lodger stars Alfred Molina, whom I always picture in his underwear singing "Sister Christian." And Felon brings us even more Kilmer thrills, with Stephen Dorff and Harold Perrineau in tow.

And you know when you're talking direct-to-DVD, you're talking about some really random sequels. Stage 6 has announced a prequel (a prequel?) to this year's pretty cool horror flick Vacancy. There will also be a second Starship Troopers sequel -- Starship Troopers: Marauder, with Casper "Van Dien" Van Dien, Boris Kodjoe, and Jolene Blalock. Wesley Snipes will star in a sequel to the absolutely terrible action movie The Art of War, which I will refer to as The Art of War 2: Seriously? And Center Stage 2 will capitalize on the public's love of melodramatic teen dance dramas. I must confess a special place in my heart for the original Stage, because it led to a memorable high school back seat rendezvous. Put that quote on your poster, Sony! "Stage 6 will also continue to leverage our vast library of studio films, as we have done with Daddy Day Camp and the I Know What You Did Last Summer franchise," threatens a Stage 6 executive.

Replace Rwandan refugees with dogs and what do you get? Don Cheadle's next film. The actor, who earned an Oscar nomination for Hotel Rwanda, has been cast in the similarly titled yet very differently themed movie Hotel for Dogs. It isn't just the title of the new project that reminds us of the earlier film; the synopsis provided by Variety tells us that Hotel for Dogs features a hotel that serves as a refuge and sanctuary for beings that would otherwise be dispose of. Of course, this time they are in fact dogs and not human victims of a civil war in Africa. Last month, when Monika brought you the story of Hotel for Dogs, it was said that Emma Roberts (I'll continue reminding you that she's Julia's niece) would star as one of two orphaned teens who hide stray dogs in an abandoned hotel. We had also learned that it was based on a 1971 children's book by Lois Duncan and that it would be effects artist Thor Freudenthal's directorial debut. The adaptation has been scripted by Jeff Lowell (John Tucker Must Die) and is being produced by Jon Gordon, Lauren Shuler Donner (Unaccompanied Minors) and Jack Leslie.

Cheadle apparently will not be a hotel manager this time. Instead, he will play a social worker who keeps the teens out of trouble. I can't find a plot description of the book, but I have a feeling that his role will not be too huge. Seeing as how he mostly appears in R-rated films (including his other 'Dog' title, The Dog Problem), Cheadle is probably just doing this for his preteen daughters. Despite coming from a book by Duncan, who also wrote the source of I Know What You Did Last Summer, this movie will likely be more family friendly. Hotel for Dogs begins shooting in early November, which is probably just after Cheadle finishes the espionage thriller Traitor and should fill some time while he continues to wait on start date announcements for the biopics about Toussaint L'Ouverture and Miles Davis.

Raise your hand if you're a fan of I Know What You Did Last Summer. And now keep your hand up if you're also a fan of I Still Know What You Did Last Summer.

OK,  whoever doesn't have a hand in the air can skip down to the next Cinematical article, because guess what -- yup, Sony's churning out another one! It will, of course, go directly to video shelves, and should you want to track down the second sequel in what's generally known as the worst horror franchise since (oh, let's say) Leprechaun, the title of the flick will be I'll Always Know What You Did Last Summer. And I think the "always" kinda implies that this will be the last chapter. (The only way to top it would be I'll Infinity Times Two Know What You Did Last Summer.)

IMDb informs us that I Know Yadda 3 will be directed by Sylvain White, and the guy really fits the bill: His last movie was Trois 3: The Escort, which means he must have this "Part 3" thing down pat. The writer is a guy called Michael Weiss, yes, the man who brought you Octopus, Crocodile, and Octopus 2: Calamari Safari. None of the original cast members will be returning, which clearly indicates the budget level we're dealing with here. (If you can't afford to cast Jennifer Love Hewitt these days, you're really working with limited funds.) The cast includes names like K.C. Clyde (who played a waiter in Something New AND Friends With Money), Torrey DeVitto (whose dad plays drums for Billy Joel!), and Star LaPoint, which is not a name that I just made up.

Anyway, I'll Always Know What You Did Last Summer hits DVD on August 1st, as does a three-flick box-set that should make for perfectly good landfill.