Welcome back to another edition of Insert Caption -- the game that asks you to imagine yourself winning tons of wonderful movie swag while you attempt to turn those dreams into reality. Last week we asked you to knock back a few while we toasted to Todd Phillips' new comedy The Hangover as it stumbled its way into theaters this weekend. Congrats to our three winners! Here's hoping your captions are still funny now that we're sober.

1. "I wonder if this is how Jon and Kate got started?" -- Maddy L.

2. "I think we're supposed to walk into a bar now?" -- Zack Y.

3. "If anybody asks, I had cute babes literally hanging off of me." -- Jae Z.

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This week we're skippin' on over to the new Eddie Murphy comedy Imagine That, which stars Murphy as a down-on-his-luck financial executive who suddenly finds success through his young daughter's imaginary world of friends. (Meanwhile, all my imaginary friends do is hog the remote and drink all my beer. Yeah, thanks imagination!) The folks behind our three favorite captions this week will each walk away with one Imagine That poster. Now go forth and imagine up some funny captions for the photo below ...



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Welcome back to another edition of Insert Caption -- the game that'll totally give you a good buzz minus the annoying hangover. Last week we asked you to spit up some captions for a photo from the new Pixar movie, Up -- and not only did you come through with some fantastic (and hilarious) captions, but you made our narrowing down of the winners list a very hard chore. But we had to make the tough decisions, and so congrats to those of you who found the strength, courage and determination to make it into the much sought-after winner's circle, where the balloons are colorful and the ice cream is on the house.

1. "Look at the bright side -- how often do you get the opportunity to pee on three states ... at the same time??" -- Andrew T.

2. "And that was the day Carl decided to quit drinking." -- Kurt P.

3. "I think I just earned my 'Crapped My Pants' badge." -- Michael S.

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This week we're moving away from the family-friendly stuff, and getting our buzz on with a film that's poised to become the breakout comedy of the summer. Though The Hangover -- which follows three groomsmen searching for their friend, the groom, after a hardcore bachelor party in Vegas -- isn't due in theaters until June 5, that doesn't mean we can't start partying now. That said, the folks behind our three favorite captions this week will stumble away with one The Hangover ladies' Forever Wedding Chapel tank top, one The Hangover Next Level men's Forever Wedding Chapel T-shirt, one The Hangover hat with bottle opener, one photo mug, one door hanger and one The Hangover CD soundtrack that includes hilarious performances from Ed Helms and Zach Galifianakis, plus "Candy Shop" by Dan Finnerty and The Dan Band. You know what comes next ...



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Welcome back to another edition of Insert Caption -- where there's always a good amount of sunshine, yet the place is never clean. Go figure. Last week we asked you to be a sport (a champ? a pal? an awkward stranger?) and chuck out some captions for a photo from the hilarious comedy Role Models (now out on DVD), starring Paul Rudd and Seann William Scott. Okay, so we wouldn't exactly ask these winners to babysit our kids, but congratulations nonetheless.

1. "I knew trying mail-order steroids was risky, but they said the side effects are barely noticeable." -- Aaron N.

2. "All you said was to wear "a suit". If you meant fancy business suit, you should have said fancy business suit. " -- Nathan T.

3. "Seann desperately tried to explain to Paul the terrible mix-up at his mother's fertility clinic, which, unfortunately, also doubled as a bovine (cow) insemination center." -- Patrick F.

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This week we're bouncing from a popular male duo to an equally-as-popular (and prettier) female duo in Amy Adams and Emily Blunt, who hit theaters this weekend with their new flick Sunshine Cleaning. In the film, the two gals decide to clean crime scenes for a living to earn some extra cash, and with that theme in mind one grand prize winner (ie: the dude or dudette with the best caption) will sweep away with one Sunshine Cleaning prize pack filled with Method cleaning products and one $250 gift certificate for Salon Wish. Someone's about to have a very clean pad, ya think? Sound off below neat freaks!



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Welcome back to another funtastic edition of Insert Caption -- the game that's very into rewarding your great captions with equally-as-great prizes. Last week we asked you to shove your fellow captioners aside while spitting out some of that good stuff for a photo from the new sci-fi thriller Push. While we help peel Chris Evans off that cotton candy-coated floor, let's congratulate our one grand prize winner ...




1. "Once he hit the floor, Chris knew his run through the breakdancing brackets would end in the quarterfinals." -- Matt H.

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This week we're taking a ride on that star-studded romantic comedy bus called He's Just Not That Into You, and if you thought this flick was packed with enough talent to fill an entire year's worth of rom-com fare ... well, then wait till you check out this prize package. The cats behind our three favorite captions will walk-of-shame away with (deep breath) one He's Just Not That Into You Jeweled Heart Mirror Compact, one He's Just Not That Into You Black Thermal Women's Hoodie, one He's Just Not That Into You Lip Gloss, one He's Just Not That Into You Nail File, one He's Just Not That Into You Heart Shaped Post-it Notes, one He's Just Not That Into You Sweetheart Candies, one He's Just Not That Into You Pama Liqueur Prize Pack (No liqueur but prize pack includes: hot tees for him & her, cool hat, recipe booklet and a pomegranate scented candle) and one He's Just Not That Into You Soundtrack CD.

Phew ... if he's just not that into you after your ass takes home all of that, then, damn, lose that fool once and for all. Sound off ...



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Welcome back to another edition of Insert Caption -- the game that could (and would) magically leap off the screen and come to life if it weren't so lazy. Last week we asked you to put your best paw forward and bark out a caption for a photo from the new flick Hotel for Dogs. Congrats to the three hounds behind the following winning captions:


1. "Okay kid, they look pretty clean. You can pet me now." -- Herb S.

2. "In an attempt to take the Karate Kid series in a new direction, the studios decided to replace Mr. Miyagi with a Jack Russell Terrier." -- Rex P.

3. "An unfortunate early attempt at a Vulcan mind-meld left the young Mr. Spock with lingering confused feelings toward fire hydrants and the neighbor's poodle." -- Matt H.

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This week we're taking a closer look long-awaited big-screen adaptation of Inkheart, about a father (Brendan Fraser) and daughter (Eliza Bennett) who share the ability to read characters out of their stories and into the real world. Wouldn't it be cool if we all had that power? And I wonder if it would also apply to recipes in our favorite cookbooks? The folks behind our three favorite captions this week will take home one Inkheart leather belt with pouch, one Inkheart sketchbook that includes pencils & case, one Inkheart tattoo sheet and one Inkheart shirt. Sound off below ...



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Welcome back to another edition of Insert Caption -- the online game that totally supports an actual hotel for dogs ... except we don't want to work there. Last week we asked you to churn out your best for a photo from the new flick Last Chance Harvey, and with only one winner to take home the prize, we searched hard and long for the caption that turned us off the most. (Or something like that). Congrats go out to Mark P.


1. "Dustin turned, and suddenly it struck him: "Jesus! From this angle, she looks like me with long hair..." -- Mark P.

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This week we're checking in to Hotel for Dogs (in theaters January 16th), and checking out all your witty captions for a photo from this film about two kids who secretly take care of nine stray dogs in a vacant house ... and hilarity ensues. Once again we're looking for only one winner this week, which means you really have to be on your caption-ing game. But the prize is totally worth it -- the person behind our favorite caption will run away with one Hotel for Dogs Nintendo DS and one Hotel for Dogs Nintendo DS game. So bark out those fine captions and sound off below ...



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Welcome back to another edition of Insert Caption -- the online game that says 'yes' to everything! Last week we asked you to cough up some witty captions for an image from the new animated flick The Tale of Despereaux, and you rats gave us more than enough cheese to chew on. Congrats to our three winners below!

1. "I bring you the head of Fettuccine Alfredo Garcia!" -- Harry J.

2."And then, when the fat man reaches for the cheese....WHAM! The bar comes down and snaps his neck! And all the mice dine for the winter!"-- Charles P.

3. "Fortunately for Despereaux, he had enlarged ears. His brother, Squeaker, with his enlarged nose, did not survive the 'cheese cutting.' -- Dan N.

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Yes! This week we're letting ourselves go and introducing our souls to new experiences by saying 'yes' to everything -- and, most importantly, saying 'yes' to Jim Carrey's new film Yes Man (in theaters this weekend). The crazy cats behind our three favorite captions will rock out with one Yes Man Motion Pen, one Yes Man "Yes I Can" Post-Its, one Yes Man Loaded Dice in Box, one Yes Man Magic Answer Ball, one Yes Man Next Level Ladies Pink T-Shirt and one Yes Man Next Level Men's Black Tee. Sound off below!



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Welcome back to another edition of Insert Caption -- the game that squeaks its mousy way into your heart every Friday. Last week we asked you to show your holiday spirit and give us your bestest captions for a photo from the new flick Nothing Like The Holidays. Congrats to our three Ho-Ho-Homies on their most glamorous win.

1. "The scene shortly before the tragic "Lead Pillow of '78" incident." -- Matt H.

2. "Wait, wait! This isn't cliché enough! Let's turn up the stereo and sing into hairbrushes instead!" -- Jonathan K.

3. "Pillow Fighting with my Ho-Ho-Homies" -- Jason F.

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This week we're hanging with a mouse, a rat and a servant girl whose fates are intertwined with that of the castle's princess. I'm talking about The Tale of Despereaux, of course, and the three folks behind our most favorite cheesy captions will slip away with one The Tale of Despereaux youth t-shirt, one The Tale of Despereaux adult t-shirt, one The Tale of Despereaux youth hat, one The Tale of Despereaux adult hat, one The Tale of Despereaux bookmark, one The Tale of Despereaux croxs shoe decoration, one The Tale of Despereaux mask, one The Tale of Despereaux Princess Pea mask and one The Tale of Despereaux picture frame magnet. You know what to do next ...



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Welcome back to another edition of Insert Caption -- the game vampires and their totally awesome human girlfriends love to play together on date night! Last week we asked you to give us your best captions for a wacky photo from the flick Sukiyaki Western Django, which is currently out on DVD. With only one person to award the grand prize, our crack team of caption judges spent hours (screw that, days!) searching for the right mix of humor, heart and heroics. Here, then, is our winner -- congratulations to you, sir!




1. "Despite producing some of the most innovative music of the 1980's, Japanese Country-Style Gangsta Hip-Hop was short-lived." -- Kurt P.

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This week, well, we're celebrating a film that needs no introduction. It opens in theaters today, it was adapted from a very popular book, it stars one of the hottest guys in the history of the galaxy (Pattinson? Try Hottinson!) ... and it has something to do with vampires. Yup, it's time to sharpen those teeth and take a real nice bite out of the photo below from the film Twilight. Here's where it gets tasty: One very lucky grand prize winner will hop, skip, walk and dance away with one Autographed Twilight poster, one Movie tie-in paperback, one Movie Companion book and one Twilight Soundtrack. All I know is one lucky fan is about to win the Twilight lottery. Sound off below ...



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Welcome back to another edition of Insert Caption - the game that I totally missed writing about last week, but am thankful our good pal Kevin filled in. Last week we asked you to channel your inner animated animal and produce a quirky-enough caption for a photo from the new hit flick Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa. Congrats to our three winners; our poor lion friend will never be the same.

1. "Fifty bucks says he picks his nose."
"Double or nothing he eats it." -- Mike R.

2. I've got a joke for you: What has furry opposable thumbs and is about to re-enact his favorite scene from the movie Alive? This guy. -- Nathan T.

3. The others were getting tired of his bad Dr. Evil impersonation. -- Lauren L.

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This week we're celebrating the very cool Japanese action-western Sukiyaki Western Django, directed by Takashi Mike. The film tells of a revolver-wielding stranger who crosses paths with two warring clans who are on the hunt for treasure in a remote Western town. The DVD is now available in stores, and one grand prize winner will walk away with one Sukiyaki Western Django wooden coffin containing a set of three collector's steel books, one Samurai robe, one canvas scroll with poster art, one six shooter hydro-gun and one limited edition deck of playing cards. Um, I want. Sound off below cowboys (and girls) ...



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