MichaelEisner Tagged Articles at Cinematical
Forget Game Movies -- It's Time for Gum Movies!
Filed under: Deals », Scripts », Comic/Superhero/Geek »

Okay, so it's not a gum movie ... well, not completely. In fact, it may be something that would make more sense if it was just about the bubbles. The Hollywood Reporter posts that we're going to get a feature film based on the Bazooka Joe comics. Remember those little things? Just like a treat in a Cracker Jack box, you unwrap your gum and get to read a mini comic along with it, like the one above. And they're making it into a fricking FEATURE, not a short.
Who are the crazy people behind this? Michael Eisner (who owns Topps, the co. that makes the gum) and his Tornante Co. are producing, and they've grabbed newcomer and fresh film graduate Mark Hammer to pen the script. Why a super-fresh newcomer? It seems that he had a spec that was so killer, it got him this gig. I don't know if that says anything about the spec...
Anyway, the comic has been around since the '50s, showing the eye-patched Joe and friends like Pesty, Mort, Toughie, Hungry Herman, Jane, and the dog, Walkie Talkie. One tiny little slip of paper per story. And you thought the idea for MacGruber was stretching it? What do you think at least 1 hour and 20 minutes of Bazooka Joe will be like? And how long before we get a feature based on a haiku?
News From ComicCon: 9/11 Coming Nearly on the Big Screen
Filed under: Drama », Deals », RumorMonger », Comic/Superhero/Geek »
The 9/11 Report: A Graphic Adaptation, not surprisingly, is a 150-word representation of the 9/11 Commission Report, complete with "sans-serif captions, artist renderings, charts and sound-describing words such as 'Whooom!' and 'R-rrumble." Created by the team of Sid Jacobson and Ernie Colón, "the adaptation recounts the attacks with parallel timelines of the four hijacked planes" and is written, according to its creators, with a 99% reliance on the actual 9/11 Report, made to get the Report's contents out to the great number of Americans who are unlikely to read it (and, since committee members wrote a forward endorsing to book, I think it's safe to say they accomplished their goal).The big news, however, is that Jacobson appeared on a ComicCon panel today, and told the assembled masses that, though their book doesn't even come out until next month, he and his team are moments away from signing a deal with none other than former Disney overlord Michael Eisner to bring it to the big screen. If the interpretation of always-reliable Cinematical spy Karina Longworth is correct, this will be Eisner's first independent project -- he's not starting small, is he?
Panel footage will go up at Netscape later today.
McTiernan pleads, Michael Moore screeds, Eisner dabbles in video: Fill-in-the-Blank: Wednesday, April 18th, 2006
Filed under: Documentary », Independent », Deals », Disney », Podcasts », Politics », Remakes and Sequels », Fill-In-The-Blank », Cinematical Indie »

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Superman flies to cable: Variety in 60 Seconds
Filed under: Deals », Executive shifts », Paramount », Universal », Exhibition », Home Entertainment », Comic/Superhero/Geek »
The picture isn't even done yet, but FX has
reportedly snatched broadcast rights to
Superman Returns. For 12% of the film's theatrical
gross (to be capped at about $25 million), the Fox ancillary will have first rights to air the superflick, starting in
2009.- A month after Brad Grey brought the contracts over the Steven Spielberg's Malibu home, the Paramount-Dreamworks deal is far from closed. Right now, the two companies are working on employee integration, and to that end, department heads at both studios have been asked to present lists of their employees, which are now being compared side-by-side to determine whether the current Paramount employee, or the current Dreamworks staffer is more deserving of the final position. Though the trade claims "there is no mandate to cut a certain number of staffers" ... come on, right?
- Meanwhile, deposed Disney CEO Michael Eisner has hopped over to sometime Dreamworks suitor NBC/Universal. No, he's not running the show – he's just running a talk show. CNBC will air a bimonthly interview set to be called ... wait for it ... Conversations With Michael Eisner. If one was to assume this was Eisner's way of making sure his rolodex stays up to date, one wouldn't necessarily be wrong. As he tells Variety: "It will keep me on top of my game in the areas outside the show, because I will be talking to people in industries I am interested in." Bets on how long this venture will last before Eisner talks his way into a new exec role can be sent to karina@cinematical.com.
The Island Gets Sued: Variety in 60 Seconds
Filed under: Disney », Magnolia », Variety in 60 Seconds »
What a nightmare The Island is turning out to be: the producers of 70s b-movie Parts: The Clonus Horror are suing Dreamworks on allegations that Michael Bay's picture is unlawfully sourced from their own. We first reported the similarites between the two films two weeks ago.- A judge has ruled that Michael Eisner and other Disney executives are not responsible for contributing to the $140 million severance package awarded former president Michael Ovitz. The ruling "concludes that Ovitz, Eisner and Disney directors all acted in good faith in his hiring and firing, and that the plaintiffs failed by every measure to show otherwise."
- Liev Schrieber and Julia Stiles are in talks to star in John Moore's remake of The Omen. And, because there's nothing like cutesy horror film marketing, Fox plans to release the film on June 6, 2006 - get it? 666?
- Mark Cuban's HDNet Films has greenlit Diggers, starring Paul Rudd, Lauren Ambrose, and Sarah Paulson. The script is by The State's Ken Marino, who will also co-star. Cuban and friends play to distribute the film in theaters, on cable and on DVD simultaneously.









