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I wouldn't say that we here at Cinematical have a full-blown addiction to clever wearable movie tie-ins, but I would say that we have a totally healthy, totally unrequited infatuation with movie themed t-shirts. And though we may not be pledging our love to Keyboard Cat on a film site (hey, Hollywood, when is the hugable maestro getting his biopic?), we do have a fair admiration for Internet memes as well. And now we finally get to combine the two with the brand new Three Teen Wolf Moon T-Shirt!

Since you are operating some kind of Internet connected device right now in order to read this, then I assume you are already familiar with the Three Wolf Moon T-shirt that became all the craze earlier this year. If you somehow escaped the craze, a quick refresher: it was a cheesy tee sold on Amazon that became absurdly popular because of the awe-inspiring power of its three wolves howling at the moon, as evidenced by user reviews such as this:

"Since owning the Three Wolf Moon T-Shirt, I have successfully solved 7 crimes in my city, including 4 cold case murders. ... I do have one complaint, and that's that I must stay indoors on windy days. Last fall we had a windy day and I received notice that hundreds of women were suddenly pregnant, carrying my offspring, up to 12 miles away. That said, I would whole-heartedly recommend the Three Wolf Moon T-Shirt. You never need to be a lone wolf again!"

And now 80stees.com has taken the next logical step (the first being Three Keyboard Cat Moon) by combining the meme with Teen Wolf. It'll cost you $20, but if simple wolves could bestow the wearer with magical powers, a triplicate of wolf'ed out Michael J. Fox is bound to, at the very least, solve the entire financial crisis, if not prevent 2012 as well.

I'm always looking for more gear, and I love it when studios send me hats and t-shirts for their latest film because a) my poor ass could always use free clothes, and b) I can now wait a little longer to do the laundry. And I'm totally not the only one: If you've ever hung out with a group of movie bloggers, you'll notice that a good 99% of them are wearing movie-related t-shirts. It's fun. Whose shirt offers the most random movie reference? (I haven't tested this, but I believe the more random your movie reference is, the cooler you suddenly become.) That said, dress up as a movie blogger for Halloween by buying one of these three awesome t-shirts:

1. Tarantino Babies from Dutch Southern (pictured above, click to enlarge) -- Imagine if the characters from each Quentin Tarantino film all hung out with one another when they were babies ... and wore suits and mullets and eye-patches. Shirts available in all sizes and each will run you $18.

2. Killer Drago Rocky T-Shirt (pictured right, click to enlarge) -- For those cats out there who really wanna take it to the next level, why not slip on this t-shirt featuring everyone's favorite Russian boxer who spits out lines like, "If he dies ... he dies." I'm sure this won't offend anyone in the neighborhood ... Killer Drago t-shirt is available in all sizes and comes priced at $20.


3. Trailer Shirt (Restricted) -- (pictured left, click to enlarge) Since red-band trailers are all the rage these days, why not let people know that you roll in R-rated territory. Because you don't want to be the guy in the PG-13 movie everyone's really hoping makes it happen (ahem) -- you wanna be the R-rated dude (or dudette); the one who's allowed to drop more than one f-bomb and view extensive amounts of nudity. Note this shirt is also available in green-band (aka All Audiences). All sizes and each sets you back $18.50 plus shipping.



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