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Len Wiseman to Direct 'Gears of War'

Filed under: Action », Deals », New Line », Warner Brothers », Newsstand », Comic/Superhero/Geek », Games and Game Movies »

According to The Hollywood Reporter, Gears of War is on a fast-track to the big screen, thanks to New Line. Len Wiseman (Live Free or Die Hard) has been given the directing job, and will be developing the story alongside Chris Morgan.

Based on the hugely popular video game, Gears of War tells of an elite Delta Squad who are charged with the task of saving the planet Sera from the vicious Locust Horde. Of course, the question on everyone's mind is whether or not this video game adaptation can succeed where so many have failed? Gears of War will probably be even more problematic than most, as the appeal stems from being plunked into the action, not because of the storyline. (Though, to be fair, it has no thinner a plot than Commando.)

Chris Bleszinski, one of the brains behind the video game, is optimistic as long as Hollywood takes it seriously. "Disney made a great movie out of a theme park ride, and somebody is sooner or later going to make a great one out of a video game. Having someone like Len really helps the odds. I think we're going to create something special here."

Sadly, Len Wiseman is only marginally more popular with fanboys and girls than Brett Ratner, so his name alone could sink this project when it comes to the geeks. However, he has a knack for over the top action, so perhaps this could be the ideal film for him. Sound off, Gears fans -- do you think this has potential, or is it destined to be another Doom?

The Rocchi Review -- With David Fear of Time Out New York!

Filed under: Tribeca », Festival Reports », Podcasts », Cinematical Indie », The Rocchi Review: Online Film Community Podcast »



What are the most anticipated movies at this year's Tribeca Film Festival? And has that (relatively) young festival in fact found a voice yet? And what does Tribeca's premiering Baby Mama and Speed Racer at this year's fest say about the uneasy relationship between high art and big headlines in New York's media world? Plus, what the end of New Line Cinema says about the state of the industry, and can Warner Brothers market The Dark Knight while still honoring Heath Ledger? Joining us this week on The Rocchi Review to talk about Tribeca and summer entertainment is film critic David Fear of Time Out New York as we discuss all of the above and more ... Cinematical's podcast content now has even better sound quality, and is now in iTunes; you can subscribe at this link. Also, you can listen directly here at Cinematical by clicking below:



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Review: The Golden Compass -- Scott's Review

Filed under: Action », Sci-Fi & Fantasy », New Line », Theatrical Reviews », Family Films »



Having never read the source material, but most definitely a serious fan of the fantasy genre, I walked into Chris Weitz's adaptation of Philip Pullman's The Golden Compass with a small sense of schizophrenia. As much as I enjoy epic adventures, daring escapes, dramatic battles and all that magical stuff, I'm well aware that every studio in Hollywood has tried to copy-cat the success of Harry Potter and the Lord of the Rings. Between Narnia, Eragon, Stardust, The Seeker, Beowulf, and a few others (with Inkheart and The Spiderwick Chronicles on the way!), it's tough to keep track of which ethereal realm needs the assistance of which plucky youths in order to thwart which decidedly nasty villain.

But it seems a little silly to complain, especially when you consider that the last time the "swords and sorcery" sub-genre had a revolution, it yielded movies like Legend, Labyrinth, Ladyhawke, Dragonslayer and Krull. (Yes, all of which I like.) Our latest entry into the family-friendly epic adventure category is, of course, The Golden Compass, which is based on a rather controversial fantasy novel that has the audacity to (gasp) criticize organized religion. But since pretty much all of the subtext has been drained out of this movie version, we can skip all that nonsense and cut right to the meat of the movie -- which is pretty damn fun, if you ask me.

The setting is a parallel universe in which people look a lot like we do ... only they all have personal "daemons" that hang nearby at all times. Not creepy Clive Barker-style demons, these are more like magical talking animals that share a soul with their respective 'masters' -- and the kids' daemons can morph into different animals at will. Cool! Our heroine is a precocious young tomboy called Lyra, and her adventure begins when she's whisked away from Jordan College by a mysterious lovely known as Mrs. Coulter. (It comes as little surprise to learn that Mrs. Coulter actually isn't that nice a lady, but let's not spoil things for those who haven't read the books.)

Peter Jackson to Direct 'The Hobbit' in 3D?!

Filed under: Sci-Fi & Fantasy », Deals », New Line », RumorMonger », Fandom », DIY/Filmmaking », Peter Jackson », Remakes and Sequels »

First off, who the hell are Marketsaw and what are they smoking? Additionally, can I have some? Okay, so this site called Marketsaw claims to have received word that Peter Jackson will indeed direct The Hobbit -- split up into two different parts -- and that both films will be shot in 3D. Yup. Marketsaw. And the reason why we believe them is because most of their text shows up in these annoying red and green colors. They say they're "100% SURE that this is happening." We don't know who they talked to or how they acquired this information, but the site says an official announcement should be coming soon.

Apart from the two Hobbit films in 3D, Marketsaw also says Jackson will revisit his Lord of the Rings trilogy and convert all three over to 3D and release them between 2012 and 2014. If true, of course, this is the most unbelievable news, like, EVER! But we have no idea who these people are or where they're getting their information from, so for the time being you'll have to consider this a giant rumor. As recently as October, EW reported that tensions between New Line and Peter Jackson had lowered to a simmer, after both sides had been tied up in legal wranglings for well over a year. In that time, names like Sam Raimi had been tossed around The Hobbit project, but nothing official hit. We know New Line wants to make The Hobbit, and we know the fans want Peter Jackson to direct it, so could it be that both sides finally found civil ground and Jackson was given the go-ahead to split up the films and make them in 3D? I hope so. And if this does turn out to be true, kudos to Marketsaw for breaking the news we've been waiting to hear for a long, long time.

[via Cinema Blend]

Some Early Tidbits from the 'Friday the 13th' Remake

Filed under: Horror », Thrillers », New Line », Fandom », Remakes and Sequels »

A few days back when Monika shared the news that Marcus Nispel had signed on for Platinum Dunes' Friday the 13th remake, she was met by one wise-ass commenter who actually made a good point: How can the remake have Jason as the hockey-masked killer -- if Jason didn't start slashing until Part 2 and didn't locate a hockey mask until the third act of Part 3? (Such are the things that ravenous horror nerds worry about.)

Luckily we have a semi-spoilery little report from Devin at CHUD.com, and let's just say that screenwriters Mark Swift and Damian Shannon are not exactly looking to re-invent the wheel. Which is good news for me, because it's the formulaic simplicity of the original Friday the 13th that I dig so much. (Yes, I really believe the original is a damn fine horror film. Cheap, choppy and all but completely plagiarized, but still grim, atmospheric and graphically effective.) Swift and Shannon also provided the screenplay for Freddy vs. Jason, but I'm hoping this new project is a little darker (and quite a bit more ... decipherable) than FvJ was.

Anyway, rest assured that I'll be watching this project with both eyeballs. And since they're planning to shoot in Austin early next year, hell, maybe I'll even get to visit the set. Click right here for Devin's notes from a discussion with the Platinum Dunes partners, and then click right here for some (also semi-spoilery) character descriptions at Bloody-Disgusting.com. But really, who's worried about spoilers at this point? It's not like you haven't seen Friday the 13th at least four times. (Special note to the Dunesmen: Good job on giving Nispel the job. I may be in the minority, but I really dug his take on Leatherface. Looking forward to his interpretation of ol' Jason, which will hit theaters on February 13, 2009. Yes, that's a Friday.)

Special note to me fellow Friday freaks: I was overseas recently and I picked up this very awesome Friday the 13th book AND the unrated Warner Bros. Region 2 DVD that has the nine extra seconds of gore! Whoo!

New Line and del Toro Eye 'Orphanage" Remake

Filed under: Foreign Language », Horror », Deals », New Line », Distribution », Remakes and Sequels », Toronto International Film Festival », Cinematical Indie », Picturehouse »

Despite their great success with Pan's Labyrinth, which did pretty well in the U.S. for a foreign-language film, New Line apparently expects less of a mainstream reception for The Orphanage (El Orfanato). According to Variety, the studio is looking to remake the Spanish film, directed by Juan Antonio Bayona with supervision from Guillermo Del Toro, director of Pan's Labyrinth. Del Toro is actually on board to produce the English-language version, and if he's a good man, he'll make sure Bayona gets to redo his own work for a wider audience. Back when Picturehouse bought the distribution rights to The Orphanage, Del Toro said that Bayona's footage blew him away, so I can't imagine he'd prefer someone else to helm the remake. Of course, I'm shocked that he would be fine with the film being remade in the first place. If the original really is so good, there's no reason for an Americanized take on it. Knowing the way Hollywood works, though, it is more likely that another foreign filmmaker will make his English-language debut with this project, while Bayona will direct a remake of someone else's film (and so on).

Like many popular Spanish horror films, The Orphanage is a ghost story. Well, it features a supernatural imaginary friend, which sounds a lot like a ghost. The original, written by Sergio G. Sánchez, stars Bélen Rueda as a woman who returns to her childhood home with plans to turn it into an orphanage for disabled children. Unfortunately, her son gets a new imaginary friend, who just so happens to be the same imaginary friend that she had when she was a kid. And he terrorized her back then. Yep, sounds like he's actually a ghost. Last month, we shared the trailer with you, and while it didn't show much, it still had the promise of something truly creepy (did you see that scarecrow-faced kid?). Personally, I'd rather check it out as soon as possible than wait for the English-language version. Seriously, what's a few subtitles matter when you're being scared out of your wits? The original Orphanage played at Berlin and Cannes Film Festivals to good reviews, and it screens tonight at the Toronto Film Festival (from where our own Scott Weinberg is raving about it). Picturehouse, a partnership between New Line and HBO, is giving the film a limited release in December.

New Line Struggles with Image and Profits: Time for More 'Hobbit' Talk!

Filed under: New Line », RumorMonger », Fandom », DIY/Filmmaking », Newsstand », Peter Jackson »

When I think of New Line Cinema, my first thought is of Freddy Krueger. Then Lord of the Rings. And then probably Austin Powers. Aside from a stray piece of quality cinema here and there, though, New Line has been pretty darn unreliable lately. (Or very reliable if you're someone who loves bad movies.) Seems they've burned all of the Rings goodwill (and profits) on titles like After the Sunset, Blade: Trinity, Son of the Mask, King's Ransom, Monster-in-Law, The Man, Final Destination 3, Take the Lead, Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Beginning and The Last Mimzy. (On the other hand we have the very amusing Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle, the even funnier Wedding Crashers, the silly-but-fun Snakes on a Plane, the excellent Little Children, the dicey Running Scared, the underrated Fracture and this summer's Hairspray.)

But according to this rather illuminating article from the L.A. Times, New Line is looking for an image make-over -- and they want one in a hurry. With longtime marketing chief Russell Schwartz gone and new arrival Chris Carlisle ready to take over, New Line aims to dig itself out of last place, profits-wise. To that end they've been rejiggering a lot of their impending releases (such as Mr. Woodcock, Martian Child and Rendition), but there's really no denying that they spent waaaaaay too much money on Rush Hour 3. But I guess the studio was desperate for a summertime tent-pole of their own -- and boy did they overpay for it. (The studio also has one big hope on the horizon: Their rendition of Philip Pullman's The Golden Compass -- oh, and the long-awaited Harold & Kumar sequel, which hits theaters next Spring. Ooh, and I hear Shoot 'Em Up is crazy fun.)

But the news out of New Line that we really care about the most is this: Have Bob Shaye and Peter Jackson been able to kiss and make up? And if so, does that mean Mr. Jackson will be invited back to helm The Hobbit? Well it sure looks like Mr. Shaye is singing a new tune these days: "Notwithstanding our personal quarrels, I really respect and admire Peter and would love for him to be creatively involved in some way in The Hobbit." Hmph, that sounds a whole lot different from "(Jackson) will never make any movie with New Line Cinema again while I'm still working for the company" -- which is what he said in January.

All things considered, I find myself pulling for New Line. This is a company that was built on the back of a rather cool horror franchise, and while their lame flicks definitely outnumber their quality efforts -- the studio does manage to hit a solid homer every once in a while. Maybe not financially, but I'm just interested in the movies. Plus it'd take a whole lot of awful movies to cancel out the awesomeness of the Rings franchise. Say what you will about New Line, but we wouldn't even have that trilogy if it wasn't for the studio's risk-taking ways. Plus they gave Paul Thomas Anderson free reign to make his masterpiece, so if that doesn't earn them some credit, nothing will. (I know it was a long time ago, but it's just that great a flick.)

Who's Ready for ... Havoc 2?

Filed under: Drama », Thrillers », New Line », Home Entertainment »

Yep, that's right. You'll soon find a DVD on the shelves called Havoc 2: Normal Adolescent Behavior, which is not a sequel at all, really. Here's how I think it went down: Beth Schachter's Normal Adolescent Behavior played at the Tribeca Film Festival a few months back and got picked up by New Line, who then slapped the phrase "Havoc 2" in front of the title and promptly scheduled the flick for an October 16 release date. But why would you re-name a movie Havoc 2 when the first Havoc barely played in theaters?

I suspect it's because the generally chaste Anne Hathaway got extra-sexy in Havoc -- whereas Havoc 2 stars TV starlet Amber Tamblyn. And the logical assumption is that Ms. Tamblyn will also show some now-of-age skin in the new flick. According to the IMDb the "sequel" is about a (very) tight-knit group of high school friends who 'hook up' only with each other. Until, that is, one girl finds a new boy she likes ... and that's when nutty girl Billie (Kelli Garner) gets all psycho-emo. Perhaps the Havoc series will run for years; whenever another Disney-scrubbed starlet wants to shed her goody-two-shoes image and drop some threads for the camera, New Line could kick-start another Havoc flick! Put me in charge of that division!

Aha, our own report from early last year offers a quick correction: This was not a New Line pick-up, but a full-bore New Line production. But yes, in the formative stages it was known as simply Normal Adolescent Behavior and not Havoc 2. Back then the project was described as a "darkly comic look at sexual politics among precocious and privileged teenagers." Now it looks like a festival flick that's been branded with a silly name for little besides reasons of marketing. Needless to say ... I'll be renting it. (Check out the cover art over at DVDActive.com.)

'Meg' Is Apparently Dead in the Water

Filed under: Horror », Thrillers », Deals », Disney », New Line », DIY/Filmmaking », Newsstand »

Steve Alten's mega-shark tale is apparently dead in the water. It's been quite the journey for this property: Alten wrote the book Meg years ago and has babied it into becoming a workable film script ever since. First, Disney purchased the rights to make the film, then New Line purchased it from Disney, and as it turns out, New Line really doesn't want it anymore and will allow their ownership to expire come October of this year. Although a major setback, Alten presumably won't allow New Line to bite the head off the project completely.

Early news of Meg, the movie version, was brought to you by Scott Weinberg back in January. He's read the book -- I haven't; I already have a hard enough time getting in the water and can't stop reading Murakami -- and according to him, the book , "could make for a pretty slick movie!" He also noted that he wasn't sure if the extravagant budget would see the film all the way through production or if the entire project would sink. It apparently sunk. In Alten's announcement, via Moviehole, he seems somewhat beaten, declaring that New Line treated the project like an "unwanted stepchild," but his heart is still attached to seeing his book on the big screen one way or the other. As he says, "The MEG movie WILL HAPPEN and it is better to wait and do it right with the right team than accept mediocrity." I personally can't wait to see the film actually happen. If it's done right, I'll never go in the ocean again without a harpoon and a floaty.

'Sopranos' Reunion Planned for Lucky Luciano Biopic

Filed under: Drama », Deals », New Line », DIY/Filmmaking », Newsstand »

There may not be a Sopranos movie in the pipeline, but that doesn't mean Hollywood has officially whacked the Mafia. The LA Times reports that someone has finally landed the rights to produce a biopic on the life and times of infamous gangster, Lucky Luciano. Throughout the years, several Hollywood studios have tried to snag the rights away from Luciano's family, who have been reluctant to give them up. But now, producer Joseph Isgro (Hoffa) has somehow managed to land the goods, and he claims to have already approached a "specific A-list actor" to play the lead role. He's also said to be "wooing several actors from The Sopranos to join the cast." Considered the father of modern organized crime, Luciano was named one of the 20 most influential builders and titans of the 20th century. But he also helped orchestrate a number of gangland killings, as well as a massive international heroin operation, along the way.

According to Isgro (who's repeatedly denied his own ties to the Mafia), the film will cover all of Luciano's life, but focus mainly on his time in prison and the period after he received a presidential pardon for using the Mafia to help the government during World War II. Apart from actors, Isgro has also interviewed potential writers and directors; one of which is Charles Matthau, son of Walter Matthau. Currently, New Line is in talks to distribute. I'm not sure who they're going after to play Luciano -- hopefully it's not Christian Slater, who played the man in the 1991 flick Mobsters. There are a number of actors who could pull off the role; I guess it depends on whether they're willing to age-up a younger actor or age-down an older one. If I had to take a wild guess, I'd say Alec Baldwin might be a good fit. What do you think?

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