Shrek the Third Tagged Articles at Cinematical

• Three additional (deleted?) scenes
• "Tech of Shrek 3" featurette
• "Shrek's Guide to Parenthood"
• "Princess Bootcamp"
• A blooper reel called "Big Green Goofs"
• Music videos "Donkey Dance" and (ugh) "Dancing Babies"
• "Worcesterhsire Yearbook"
• Four random little things for the kids (which they'll never bother with)
• DVD-ROM content
• Widescreen anamorphic transfer and Dolby Digital 5.1 audio
• DVD case and receipt

Folks weren't leaping over one another to take in the latest Shrek entry (although I kind of dug it), but that certainly won't stop Dreamworks Animation SKG from shoveling out at least two more films. We already know that plans for a Shrek 4 are in the works (set to be released in 2010), but will that mark the end of our lovable green ogre? Studio chief Jeffrey Katzenberg announced at the Allen & Co. media conference that work on a fifth and final chapter will begin after the fourth is released. Rich Sullivan, a Dreamworks Animation spokesman, added: "The story itself has five chapters. Based on the success of the first three films, at the very least, the next one, Shrek 4, is warranted."

This is all rather interesting, as Katzenberg (according to a story in The Hollywood Reporter this past May) always envisioned Shrek as a four-part package, with the fourth (and final?) film telling an origin story. So where did this mysterious fifth film come from? In the month and a half since Shrek the Third hit theaters, has Katzenberg changed his mind? Did he confuse the numbers? Because Sullivan said the story has five chapters, not four. Now I'm confused. I could understand not ending the series with an "origin story," because that would just be weird. Instead, they'll probably use the origin thing to set up a fifth and final film. But "does Shrek need an origin story," asked our own Scott Weinberg back when that story first hit the net. "He's a freakin' ogre. Is there some fascinating back-story about how he came to live in a swamp?" I sure hope so! If you were in charge, where would you take the Shrek franchise from here? Should they stop at three, or are you willing to give them another chance with four ... and five?

With school officially out for summer recess, I figured now might be a good time to take a look at what this highly-anticipated ("the biggest summer in history!") season has shoveled out so far. I'll also let you at home play along and tell Hollywood exactly what they're getting right, as well as what they're getting wrong, when it comes to providing its customers with satisfying summer entertainment. But first off, here's how my summer report card is shaping up (keep in mind, I've only included the more talked-about releases):

1. Spider-Man 3 (grade: C) -- I'm being generous with Spidey 3, because I'm certain there are tons of fans out there who would fail this film without giving it a second glance. But as far as amped-up summer popcorn flicks go, this third installment provided all the necessary ingredients needed to entertain those of us with severe cases of attention deficit disorder. There may have been a lack of focus, and the villain count was a tad high, but the fight sequences were definitely fun to watch.
2. Pirates of the Caribbean: At Worlds End (grade: B -) -- I'm not sure why a film based on a theme park attraction has to have such a convoluted plot, but it seemed the Pirates of the Caribbean franchise managed to confuse more than it entertained. That being said, the special effects, coupled with Johnny Depp's colorful Captain Jack Sparrow performance, have given fans enough of a reason to keep coming back for more ... and more ... and more. Obviously, Disney is doing something right here -- when I figure out what that is, I'll let you know.
3. Shrek the Third (grade: B - ) -- Visually, the film looked stunning. However, sadly, that was the only thing Shrek the Third had going for it. The jokes seemed old, the voice acting wasn't anything special and the plot was jam-packed with so many characters, we never had time to enjoy the ones we've grown to love. Was it just me, or did it seem like Shrek the Third was spoofing itself?
4. Knocked Up (grade: A) -- Although the premise has been around forever, Judd Apatow and his gang of clever comedic magicians somehow found a way to make this thing pop. The jokes were raunchy but hysterical, even though the majority of them were geared toward a younger crowd. Tack on a heckuva lot of heart, and Knocked Up passed with flying colors.
5. Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer (grade: B) -- Yup, I happen to be in the camp that believes this sequel was not only better than the original, but it was better than the other sequels that opened up before it. Why? Well, read my review.
6. Ratatouille: (grade: A) -- Just when you think Pixar is due for a dud, they come at you with anything but. Most definitely a film for all ages (but, quite possibly, more geared toward adults this time), perhaps Pixar should strap Brad Bird to a chair and force him to write and direct the next three films as well.
7. Live Free or Die Hard (grade: C) -- As a summer action film, this flick certainly provides more bang for your buck. But it's not a Die Hard film; not even close. So what's more important: That the film entertains or that it stays true to the installments that have come before it?

So, I ask you: What does your summer report card currently look like?

"A friend hooked me up with it." This is what a fifth-grade teacher told his class right before he showed them a bootlegged copy of Shrek the Third. And he may have even gotten away with it if one of his female students didn't run home and write Dan Glickman a scathing email. Okay, I'm kidding -- but she did tell her father what had happened, and he subsequently told MSNBC that he is pissed -- not because his daughter was shown an illegal bootleg of a film still in theaters -- but because the teacher in question was actually screening this film in replace of whatever the lesson plan should've been for that day. And I whole-heartily agree.

The school, located in Peekskill, New York, is currently investigating the issue, and Superintendent Judith Johnson issued a statement saying that, essentially, it is against school policy to show a pirated video. No word yet on what will happen to the teacher, Lovell Quiroz, but personally I feel he should be sent to some sort of moron jail. I mean, c'mon dude -- was it that important for you to look "cool" in front of a bunch of fifth graders? Next week, during show and tell, will you pass around that bag of pot your friend hooked you up with as well? And it's actually quite comical, because this is exactly where I think the MPAA should be focusing a lot of their efforts. In a couple of years these kids will be wizards of the online world (if they aren't already), and they'll most certainly learn how and where to download illegal movies. If you want my opinion, the MPAA should set up some sort of program where actors (or what have you) travel around to different elementary schools to talk about the disadvantages of movie pirating. Get to these kids while they're still young and naive.

And as far as this teacher goes, I'm not sure what should happen to him. Should the guy lose his job over this? Should he be given a warning? If you were the parent of a child who was in that classroom, what type of penalty would you suggest?

Although it's on course to finish with the highest four-day Memorial Day weekend debut ever, Pirates of the Caribbean: At Worlds End took in only $112.5 million from Friday to Sunday -- and that was in a record-squashing 4,362 theaters; 110 more theaters than Spider-Man 3. If you tack on the $14 million it took in during those Thursday night screenings, you're looking at $126 million; a number that's certainly respectable, even though it comes nowhere near the three-day opening for Dead Man's Chest ($135.6 million) last year. So what happened? How did both Spider-Man 3 ($151.1 million) and Shrek the Third ($121.6 million) top Pirates in the three-day totals when it clearly beat those other two in terms of entertaining its fanbase?

The only major reason I could come up with was good weather. Seriously. This weekend produced sunny skies for the majority of the country; here on the east coast, it was near 90 degrees for all three days -- the perfect beach weather, and definitely the best Memorial Day weekend in the past few years. Could it be that people were too busy firing up the barbecues and breaking out the sun screen to shell out 10 bucks to go see a movie? I know I was. Granted, Pirates did have heftier competition; keep in mind Shrek the Third still took in $51 million while Spider-Man 3 managed $13 million. If Shrek wasn't in the picture, there's a pretty good chance Pirates would have soared past Spidey. Unfortunately, that wasn't the case. When it was all said and done, Pirates of the Caribbean: At Worlds End had the fifth-biggest opening ever, but is that enough for Disney to continue the franchise? And now that its biggest threat is out the way, are there any other films coming down the pipeline that are strong enough to top Spidey's massive $151 million opening?

So, I ask you: In your opinion, how come Pirates of the Caribbean: At Worlds End finished behind both Spidey and Shrek in its opening weekend?

So is it just me, or is the summer movie season off to a crappy start? Oh the numbers are big with both 'Spider-Man 3' and 'Shrek 3' breaking box office records, and 'Pirates 3' is sure to do some record busting of its own. But aside from 'Shrek 3' (which I liked a lot), 'Spider-Man' got caught in his own web of emo B.S. and 'Pirates 3' ... just blows. But I'm not giving up the ship just yet (or limiting my high expectations to indie fare). I have super high hopes for 'Knocked Up' and I actually think that 'Transformers' might rock the house.

But in the meantime, matey, here's my take on this weekend's wide releases. Oh, but first ... What do Captain Jack Sparrow and Colin Farrell have in common? They're both searching for booty!! (Ba-dum ching!) And what do you call a pirate who poses for Playboy? A Play-matey! Thanks, I'll be here all week.

OK, here we go. Yes, that's right, the much anticipated finale of the 'Pirates of the Caribbean' series sails into theaters.

(Announcer voice) Last time on 'Pirates' ... If you remember, at the end of 'Pirates 2,' Lord Cutler stole Davy Jones' heart and Captain Jack was sent to Davy Jones' locker at the end of the world. Now, Captain Barbossa, Will Turner and Elizabeth Swann lead the crew of the Black Pearl to the world's end to rescue Jack Sparrow and to find the Pieces of Eight to reunite the Pirate Council of Nine to fight against Cutler, Jones and the entire East India Trading Company armada.