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There's certainly no "We need time to heal!" thinking going on when it comes to Hurricane Katrina. Both When the Levees Broke, Spike Lee's documentary about the storm and its aftermath, and Wong Kar-Wai's rumored fictional project (which may or may not be shot in New York and may or may not star Adrien Brody) popped up in the news just a few months after the hurricane hit. And today, we have two more: Jette reported this morning about Walking on Dead Fish, and also in the works is an indie picture called Cut Throat City. According to The Hollywood Reporter, the movie "is a heist story that begins in the grimy, decimated Lower Ninth Ward and then hits the road" -- plus, it's got "social relevance." Woo hoo! The film will mark the cinematic debut of music video director Aaron Courseault; New Orleans rappers Baby and Lil Wayne are expected to star.

Depending on the acting skills of its central duo (I though Baby had been in at least one movie before, but he doesn't seem to be listed in the IMDb), this actually might have some potential. It seems to me that a little indie picture is probably the best way to look at post-Katrina New Orleans -- this is a situation where low-budget might be a blessing rather than a curse, because it could lend the movie a convincing sort of grittiness.

Ahem. So for those of you who have been on pins and needles waiting for the big announcement, here it is: Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie had the baby with the world's fullest lips last night in Namibia, all of Hollywood's favorite birthing-ville. (Hey, if the government is willing to stop the press at the airport on your say-so, there's something to be said for the place as a hide-away, even for the highest-maintenance of preggers celebs.)

The details:

• Name: Bacon Cheesecake Shiloh Nouvel Jolie-Pitt
• Gender: Girl
• Birth City: Walvis Bay
• Looks: Reddish and squinty at the moment, but indications are she'll be jailbait by the time she hits 14.
• Price tag for first picture of the kid: Several freaking million (And if you weren't already worrying about the direction our society is going, it's officiall time to start.)

Maybe she learned her lesson after being with Bruce all those years, but Demi Moore says she won't marry just anyone. Apparently she's a bit more lax when it comes to having her eggs fertilized. The 42-year-old actress said she might not be ready to marry beau Ashton Kutcher, but that doesn't mean she hasn't ruled out having children with him. According to Moore, they don't need no stinkin' marriage vows to justify what they have together. Dear God, I think I just got a tear in my eye. Wait, no, it's just dirt. Nevermind.