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New On DVD - Firewall, Glory Road, Underworld Evolution

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  • Firewall - Like Rip Van Winkle with a $25 million per picture deal, nap-addled gruff boy Harrison Ford has seen his career hibernate for more than a decade now, scoring hit upon forgettable hit. Ford's latest variation on a theme is, like the bulk of his post-Indiana Jones filmography, predictable formula fare, and therein lies its broad appeal. In what ultimately feels like a diluted remake of Ron Howard's 1996 thriller, Ransom, he plays a bank security expert whose family is held captive in exchange for his aid in electronically liberating $100 million. Bad guy Paul Bettany sneers and jeers so much that we know from the moment he turns up that Ford is going to heroically beat him and his dirty, dirty bastards, and our belief that goodness triumphing over ee-vil will be renewed. Able British stalwart Richard Loncraine, who directed Bettany in Wimbledon, paints this one by-the-numbers, and anyone looking for what might be their last Harrison Ford fix before Indy 4 (and presumed retirement) will get what they paid for, though very little more.

Spring Movie Preview: Entertainment Weekly in 60 seconds

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Box Office Report: New entries sweep top spots

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As if we needed more evidence that the entire nation has gone insane, Steve Martin's critically-derided The Pink Panther remake opened this weekend at the top of the box office rankings, beating out Final Destination 3's $20 million by about $1.5 million. (Ok, confession time: did you go see Pink Panther? Could you explain why? Please?) Final Destination did, however, open on many fewer screens that Martin's film, and it actually made almost $1000 more/screen than the comedy. Filling out the top four were the weekend's other two debuts: Curious George, which took in $15.3 million, and old man Ford's latest action flick, Firewall, which made just under $14 million.

The fifth spot was held down by When a Stranger Calls, which was down over 50% from its opening weekend but still managed to earn about $10 million. Landing in the sixth and seventh spots, meanwhile, were two films in their third week of release, both of which lost about 50% from last weekend's returns: the inexplicable Big Momma's House 2 made slightly less than $7 million, while Emma Thompson's Nanny McPhee took in $5.2 million. Filling out the top 10 were a pair of films well into their third month of release (Brokeback Mountain, Hoodwinked), and the rapidly-fading Underworld: Evolution. Complete numbers are after the jump.

Review Roundup: Curious George, The Pink Panther, Final Destination 3, Firewall

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Four bigass releases this weekend, none of which seem to be very good - unless, that is, you're a preschooler, a rabid Harrison Ford fan, a crazy person, or a teenager into death-by-nailgun. Of course, millions of people will ignore critics and flock to the movies, thus causing yet another Final Destination to be made, and Ford to do action movies well into his 80s. The Pink Panther, though, is dead in the water. Sorry, Steve.

Review: Firewall

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“Yes, as through this world I've wandered I've seen lots of funny men; Some will rob you with a six-gun, and some with a fountain pen ...”


-- Woody Guthrie, Pretty Boy Floyd

But fountain pens are passe; nowadays, it's all about cracking the VPN and breaking the WEP key. And Jack Stanfield (Harrison Ford) knows that, because that what he's paid to worry about. Jack has it all – great kids, great relationship with his wife, a gorgeous house full of high-tech toys and a job he's great at, directing computer security for a medium-sized bank group, stopping hackers and script kiddies and fraudulent transfers. But Jack has failed to think about the weakest link in the bank's security … himself. Led by the manicured, coolly methodical Bill Cox (Paul Bettany), a plan is set in motion to steal one hundred million dollars from Jack's bank. The plan has a good chance of succeeding -- especially since the crooks are using Jack as their inside man, and his wife (Virginia Madsen) and children held at gunpoint if he should get any clever ideas or develop a lamentable taste for heroics. …

This is the kind of role Ford can play in his sleep, and fortunately for Firewall, he doesn't. Director Richard Loncraine (Wimbledon, Richard the III) has turned Joe Forte's script into the film equivalent of a mid-range page turner – something you'd enjoy during a long plane flight (especially if you're in business class) but might not feel especially tempted to remove from the seat-back pocket after you've finished it and you're wrestling your carry-on from the overhead bin.

Madsen in Indy 4?

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Looks like our friend Indiana Jones may have a bit of a crush on a dame named Virginia Madsen. Oh, I bet you thought I meant Michael Madsen, huh? Makes one wonder, when you hear the name Madsen, which of the two do you think of first - Virginia or Michael? Personally, I go with Virginia...because she's hotter.

Anyway, while promoting the crap out of his new film Firewall, Harrison Ford had some very nice things to say about Madsen, who plays his on screen wife in the film. "She was an absolute delight - professional, very talented and simply, very sweet." Okay, we get it - you have to kiss her ass a little in order to get folks to watch your movie - but what about Indy 4? "She also took what could have been a fairly one-dimensional damsel in distress role and added so many layers to it - there isn't many who could do that." Actually, there are many who could do that - but what about Indy 4!?

"I'd work with her again. I'm actually hoping she'll come over for Indiana Jones. We've talked about it." Yes! Finally! So if Madsen lands a role alongside Indy, who would she play? A wife? A mistress? An evil wife/mistress? Either way, we know she'd play a love interest of sorts. I mean, c'mon - Indy digs those blondes. Don't we all?

Ford is ready to get down and dirty for Indy 4

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For all of you out there wondering whether or not 63-year-old Harrison Ford can still crack the whip, the man himself told Coming Soon he's as ready as he'll ever be. In a Q&A about his role in the new thriller Firewall, Ford took on the one question roaming about everyone's minds: Will his age hinder another action packed Indiana Jones adventure?

"I can't tell you anything about Indiana Jones, but I think you've just seen a film in which I perform physically to an extent [that will be] sufficient for Indiana Jones.'" In Firewall, Ford actually has a scene in which he battles baddie Paul Bettany, while being thrown through glass and over a balcony. Yeah, I suppose that's sufficient enough - but something still tells me we'll have a younger actor alongside Indy to help kick things up a notch. Kind of like the relationship between Ford and Sean Connery in the Last Crusade, only I expect Indy to do his fair share of ass kicking.

Still no word on a script approval, but Ford did note that "the audience is there and everybody involved is anxious to make the film again." Hurray! Now if we can just get it done within Ford's two-year ultimatum window, then we've got ourselves an Indiana Jones 4 on the way.

Shocking news: Firewall is crappy

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I wonder who the hell is picking scripts for Harrison Ford these days. I mean, when was the last time he made something sort of good? I honestly can't remember - though I suppose thing don't look too bad from atop the massive pile of money the mediocre flicks have made him, so we probably shouldn't throw too many stones. Regardless, a report on an early Firewall screening (up at AICN) indicates that we're going to have to wait at least one more movie before the man does something worth spending $10 to see.

The fact that the review refers to the film as "a third-rate Ransom" should be enough to scare pretty much anyone off, since Ransom wasn't even very good. If, however, you loved Ransom, perhaps this will do it for you: the poor tipster - who adores Ford - "honestly can't think of a single good thing to say about Firewall." Yeah, it's bad.

The most interesting thing about the report, however, is that the writer also saw a Q&A with Ford that took place after the screening. Though no direct quotes are offered, he got the distinct impression that Ford knows the movie is bad and just isn't bothered: "he made a comment about some films just being a career to him." While there's probably something to respect in that attitude, it still doesn't mean we have to go see the damn things.
 
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