Oftentimes Hollywood's lack of originality leads to overexposed trends. Remember when every action movie seemed to be easily defined as 'Die Hard on a ...'? Remember when disaster movies were all the rage? And then twenty years later when they were all the rage again? Remember when there were like a hundred body-swapping comedies? Well, there appear to be fewer trends these days, or maybe it's just that Hollywood turns trends into full-blown practices, as in the case of sequels, comic book movies and fantasy films based on literary franchises. Nowadays even a promised trend, like the one involving religious Passion of the Christ copycats, isn't necessarily going to happen. But despite there being so few here-today-gone-tomorrow film fads, there's at least seven bad ideas currently in vogue in Tinsel Town, and all of them need to disappear soon, lest they too become permanent.

1. Torture Porn

I'm going to start with an easy, surely obvious one. Torture porn is the latest trend in horror, a genre that changes its predominant style every few years, and it may be the most despised -- at least by us non-horror junkies. I miss the days when a friend, an actual junkie, could drag me to a harmless scary movie that provided a few screams, a few laughs and afterward, at the most, a few silly nightmares. Now, with each new horror movie there's promise of a seriously depressing experience. After watching The Hills Have Eyes, I realized I hadn't been frightened at all. Instead I wanted to cry my heart out. I haven't been to a horror flick since, and my friend is going solo. Sure, I hear that Eli Roth's movies are a lot more enjoyable than watching a young woman raped while watching her father burned alive and her mother raped and then shot in the head, but I just haven't been in the mood to find out.

Apparently the torture porn trend is already on its way out. Hostel II performed poorly at the box office and Captivity may have peaked too soon, reaching maximum tastelessness before even opening in theaters. So what will be next? I'm rather looking forward to when slasher movies are in fashion again, when I can delight in seeing sinful human beings killed off quickly and deservedly by an implausible maniac. Which brings me to the next trend ...

January's still being pretty skimpy with the DVD treats. This week we get another slob comedy, another football movie, another action movie, another slasher flick and another video-shelf sequel to a movie that nobody really enjoyed all that much in the first place. So please, friends, rent before you buy.

The Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Beginning -- So here we have a prequel to a remake of a classic, and the law of diminishing returns is in full effect. What we were promised -- a dark and nasty tale of Leatherface's icky origins -- is relegated to a sketchy prologue, and the rest of the movie is sub-standard slasher fare in every sense of the term. Points to the team for doling out the gory stuff, but with characters like this (and a pace this glacial) there's very little reason to care who gets sliced and when. Still, the mega-rabid R. Lee Ermey is always good for a few goofy laughs. Extras on the unrated edition include a producer/director audio commentary, a 46-minute 'making of' documentary, four deleted scenes and three alternate endings.

Like most of you, I was pretty darn skeptical when I learned that Michael Bay would be producing a remake of The Texas Chainsaw Massacre. And like ... many of you, I was pleasantly surprised when Marcus Nispel's TCM remake turned out to be a big nasty ball of high-end horror hijinks. True, it doesn't exactly hold a candle to Tobe Hooper's original orgy of mayhem, but for what it was (a quickie horror remake geared at a younger audience), TCM Redux was pretty darn solid.

So I'm sure you've heard by now that Mr. Bay is producing a prequel to his well-received remake, and behind the camera he has placed director Jonathan Liebesman, whom you might remember from a flick called Darkness Falls -- although you might not want to.

So I've rambled long enough. The Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Beginning is scheduled for an October release date, and JoBlo has an exclusive peek at the brand-new one-sheet. (Yep, all that rambling -- just for a link to a poster. Sorry.)

Ah, almost forgot. TCM:TB stars Jordanna Brewster, Matthew Bomer, and R. Lee Ermey, and it focuses on the formative years of everyone's favorite leatherface. The screenplay was written by David Schow (The Crow) and Sheldon Turner (The Longest Yard).