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Take E.T., set it in World War II Scotland, and make the creature a mythical water creature instead of a space alien, and you have The Water Horse: Legend of the Deep, directed by Jay Russell (Tuck Everlasting, My Dog Skip). This is the last of this season's family films to come to a theater near you, just in time for Christmas. And for parents looking for a movie to take their kids to over the holidays, this one isn't half bad. The tale, bookended by a grizzled old Scottish guy spinning a yarn for a couple of fresh-faced backpacking tourists, is about a young boy, Angus, whose father went off to fight the Nazis with the Scottish Navy, leaving behind his young wife, Anne Macmorrow (Emily Watson) and two young children, Angus (Alex Etel) and Kirstie (Priyanka Xi).

Young Angus is at the beach one day, daydreaming about the water, which he both longs for and fears. As he walks along the shore, Angus finds a mysterious rock which he takes home to add to his collection in his father's workshop. The rock, as it turns out, isn't really a rock at all; the moss-covered exterior hides a mysterious, milky-blue egg, and that egg hatches an even more mysterious creature which Angus decides to care for himself. He calls the creature Crusoe, and keeps it hidden in a waste bin filled with water in the workshop, feeding it on scraps he pilfers from the manor's kitchen.

Try to fit this title on a marquee: Three Men Seeking Monsters: Six Weeks in Pursuit of Werewolves, Lake Monsters, Giant Cats, Ghostly Devil Dogs, and Ape-Men. It's the name of a book by Nick Redfern that Universal has just bought the rights to. Now get this: the book is non-fiction. Redfern is a Ufologist and his book tells of his adventure with two buddies as the trio visited legendary mysterious places around Great Britain, including Loch Ness. The best part is that Redfern is a punk, one of his friends is a goth herpetologist (a reptile and amphibian expert) and his other friend is 6'6" and 400 pounds. Basically, this is the book I was craving as a subculture-centered, Fortean-minded, mysteries-of-the-unknown-obsessed teenager.

Fortunately, I never knew about this book (actually it came out many years after I'd stopped reading about UFOs and such), because if I was a fan and had looked forward to it being adapted into a movie, I would have been very disappointed to learn that Jon Heder is set to star. The one-note Napoleon Dynamite actor, who is surprisingly not yet a has-been despite not yet starring in another hit since his cult-fave introduction, will be producing with his brothers, Doug and Dan (his twin! there's two of them!), and he is expected to play the author (who is bald). I'm not sure who he could get to play the big guy, but for the goth herpetologist let me suggest Heder's School for Scoundrels co-star Todd Louiso, who has at least played a snake expert amusingly before, and who I can totally imagine dressing up to play Vampire: The Masquerade.