(Left to Right.) Katie Holmes, Queen Latifah, Diane Keaton star in Overture Film's Mad Money.

Cinematical was just handed a batch of exclusive stills (click on the image above to head to our gallery) for Overture Film's upcoming Mad Money, starring Katie Holmes, Queen Latifah and Diane Keaton. The film marks Katie Holmes' first big-screen appearance since giving birth to her and Tom Cruise's baby Suri, and we haven't seen her toss on the acting gloves since 2005 when she appeared in both Thank You for Smoking and Batman Begins. In Mad Money, all three women play employees of the Federal Reserve who hatch a plan to steal money that's about to be destroyed. Mad Money is based on a British film called Hot Money which, apparently, was based on a real-life story about a group of women who stole money and hid it in their bras. Interesting. Callie Khouri (who wrote another bad girls-type flick back in 1991 called -- you may have heard of it -- Thelma and Louise) directs, and the film is due out in theaters on January 25, 2008.

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Johnny Depp and Orlando Bloom in Brokeback Mountain 2!

Those brilliant minds over at Jane magazine recently asked their readers which actors they would like to see get down and dirty between the sheets in a Brokeback Mountain sequel. And, if it were up to them Jane folks, we'd have Johnny Depp and Orlando Bloom in Brokeback Mountain 2: Pirate's Booty. Now, if you think this is a bit far-fetched, Depp has been quoted recently saying his Captain Jack character might be bi-sexual. According to the heartthrob, "Pirates went to sea for years at a time. You're lonely ... you have an extra ration of rum... 'Cabin boy!'" So, what about that third installment?

Stop Press: Will and Jada Have Seen Baby Suri!

Holy crap, Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes have finally let someone pay a visit to baby Suri. Unfortunately, L. Ron Hubbard was unavailable (being dead and all), so the proud parents got the next best thing -- Will Smith and Jada Pinkett-Smith. According to Jada, "She's one of the sweetest babies I've ever met in my life." Really? How so? Did she offer to make tea and ask you to sign her vintage Wicked Wisdom t-shirt? Okay, I'm still not sold on the fact this baby actually exists. I'm not sure why, but it could have something to do with the huge "Rent Me" sign taped to the back of Suri's diaper. Hmm. Carry on ...

Linsday Lohan in Hospital ... Again!

While shooting the film Georgia Rule in L.A. yesterday, Lindsay Lohan was once again hospitalized due to a severe case of hardcore partying heatstroke. According to her rep, Lohan was "overheated and dehydrated" after filming in over 100-degree weather for 12 hours. Um, no. Hey Lindsay, see that production assistant passing out the 250 cups of Starbucks coffee he was told to fetch at three in the morning? Yeah, he's the one working 12 hours under the hot sun. You, my dear, probably have a nice air-conditioned trailer, high-speed internet access and all the vodka a girl can drink. For once, own up to your damn hangover, quit bitching and earn your multi-million dollar paycheck.

Jessica Biel Sells Herself for $30 Grand!

How much would you pay to go on a date with Jessica Biel? Five dollars? Ten dollars? How about fifty cents and an autographed 7th Heaven poster? Well, one man paid a whopping $30 grand to spend some time with Esquire's "Sexiest Women Alive" and, not surprisingly, he chose to remain nameless. Actually, this whole thing was all part of a charity Biel was involved in to raise money and help the family of a high school senior pay medical expenses after their daughter lost her leg in a tragic prom night limousine accident. (Okay, there's a really sick joke I can make about stuff you "lose" on prom night, but I refuse to go there. That's right, even I have a heart.) Biel agreed to have lunch with the highest bidder on August 18.

Build Your Own Suri!

Are you one of those people who have nothing better to do than sit around and wonder what baby Suri looks like? I'm going to go way out on a limb here and say she looks like, um, a baby. However, for some people, that's just not good enough. Enter the Suri simulator: A fun little game that lets you combine facial features of both Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes in an attempt to provoke people like me to want to smash their heads against a brick wall. Why can't we just let this go people? Why can't we accept the fact these two don't feel like subjecting their kid to a media circus? Why can't we focus on more important things ... like which Hollywood studio will be the first to snatch up the rights to the Suri simulator game and want to adapt it for the big screen? Now, there's a story worth writing.

Kate Hudson is Not Skinny!

You better think twice the next time you question Kate Hudson's weight because she might sue. The You, Me and Dupree star was recently awarded libel damages after the British version of The National Enquirer printed a story claiming Hudson looked like "skin and bones." Also, the article says Hudson's mother, Goldie Hawn, planned to confront her daughter about the weight issue. Problem is, Hawn never said that and Hudson doesn't have a weight issue -- she's just very very skinny. The tabloid magazine has agreed to pay Hudson an undisclosed amount and will print a public apology at some point in the near future. No word yet on whether Hudson will issue her own apology to fans who want to know why on earth she married the dude from The Black Crowes. Why Kate? Why?

Johnny Depp Moves to Remote Deserted Island!

See, this is exactly why shooting two back-to-back Pirates of the Caribbean films was a bad idea. After purchasing an island in the Bahamas back in 2004, Johnny Depp is looking to move his family there full time. While the actor says he'll continue to spend time in France and the U.S., he'd like to make this island their "home base" because it's so peaceful there. I wonder if he'll have them all up in some bizarre tree-house, feeding off the earth and constantly on the look-out for enemy pirate ships? You think I'm joking? The guy has spent so much time dressed up as Captain Jack, it wouldn't surprise me in the least if he were to become a real pirate. I just feel bad for the kids -- perhaps they can borrow a few volleyballs from Tom Hanks and make some new friends. "Wilson!"

Baby Suri Given the Silent Treatment!

It's been two months since Katie Holmes has given birth to baby Suri and, still, no one has seen the child. Not their friends. Not the press. Not Mel Gibson. No one! So, why are they hiding her? Where is she? How is she? And here's my favorite -- does she even exist? As the celebrity gossip community tries desperately to understand why Tom Cruise and his wife would not want to subject their newborn baby to hundreds of slobbering paparazzi, the latest news is that, well, this whole thing has to do with Scientology. See, in Scientology terms, a negative experience (paparazzi chasing you) combined with noise (paparazzi screaming at you) can result in an "engram." Yeah, and supposedly an "engram" is not a good thing. God help me if this poor child is being kept in some sound-proof bubble because its father is a paranoid mess and its mother is brainwashed. Where's Dr. Phil?!

Stormbreaker Star Quits School!

Though the film hasn't hit theaters yet, 16-year-old Alex Pettyfer dropped out of school, confident his film Stormbreaker will make him a household name. In the pic, the actor stars as a teenage spy who, apparently, saves the world or something. Speaking at the Stormbreaker premiere in London, Pettyfer says, "When you have already experienced going out and working in the real world, and you come back to school, you just see it as a playground and you don't want to be there any more." Way to be a role model Alex! School sucks! I'll make sure and remember this quote for when the kid shows up on VHI's "Child Actors Who Quit School Because They're Morons" series in about five to ten years from now. However, first we'll need him to complete Hollywood's "graduate studies" program. Rumor has it he's majoring in coke addiction, with a minor in big box office bombs. (And no, I'm not talking about you Lindsay Lohan. You didn't hear me say 'fake bombs', did you?)